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Canon is Order of the Stick... first time voice testing D=
So it's either post-apocalyptic unlife in a tower with a PC to Monster ratio of 7 to 1 where the only treasure you can find is +1 Oatmeal, oh, jubilee... Or a crossover special of Leave It To Beaver and that one episode of the Twilight Zone. You know, the one with the cornfield. 'Cept with milk, I guess. Milkfield. Perfect with some toast and jam from a jar.
Yeah, no, this is so much more worthwhile than staying at home and conquering the world. Next you'll be saying that I can't even wreck up the place because, what, that'd ruin the game for everyone? Then they can ragequit for all I care. Take it up with the wizards down at the coast if they're griping about fairness. And now after all this time.
If I don't have the luxury or a goblin cleric to Plane Shift out of there, then that's what I'm going to do. I'm fine with conquering a dungeon or a town at the corner of Armageddon and Oblivion if I can't have the world. Even for a consolation prize, it's pretty puny, but at least it's worth a couple of cheap laughs. That means a lot to me, but not enough to make up for scamming me out of global domination.
No, they're going to pay in full. I'm going to do to 200 PCs what I would've done to an entire world hundredfold. And again. And again. And you know where I'm going with this.
Yeah, no, this is so much more worthwhile than staying at home and conquering the world. Next you'll be saying that I can't even wreck up the place because, what, that'd ruin the game for everyone? Then they can ragequit for all I care. Take it up with the wizards down at the coast if they're griping about fairness. And now after all this time.
If I don't have the luxury or a goblin cleric to Plane Shift out of there, then that's what I'm going to do. I'm fine with conquering a dungeon or a town at the corner of Armageddon and Oblivion if I can't have the world. Even for a consolation prize, it's pretty puny, but at least it's worth a couple of cheap laughs. That means a lot to me, but not enough to make up for scamming me out of global domination.
No, they're going to pay in full. I'm going to do to 200 PCs what I would've done to an entire world hundredfold. And again. And again. And you know where I'm going with this.