Canon is RocknRolla but the crush isn't

[canicome]

What're you thinking talking to others about it? Leave a man to his thoughts. Not like you've never fancied someone.

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See lists. Good for something.

[littlesilhouette]

*The correct idiom would be that 'two can keep a secret if one of them are dead' but that should be amended. Not that it matters to Bastet.

Who cares of crushes? It's all words anyway. If it was important, stop pussyfooting around.

She demandswants attention.*

*sends so much love*

[canicome]

[And Bob would be all for that if the writers weren't plotting to ensure that he and this doctor had a quick run in by plotted accident.]

Aren't you a precious pus?

[And there is petting if he doesn't get attacked.]

'Ello!! <3

[littlesilhouette]

*You know what they say, if you can't beat them, join them.

Her ears flick towards him when he speaks, padding forward slowly.

She likes the petting. Sometimes. When she feels like it. Mostly, she just like being let out.*

Re: 'Ello!! <3

[canicome]

[Even when the them in question is a superhero? Hard enough acceptin' the things Bob's been through but that?

But that is another story. Now is a time of petting and scritching behind her ears.]

[littlesilhouette]

*Funny thing, you're pretty much all the same, to a cat. Just that some humans are nicer, better at petting, or more likely to feed her.

Priorities.

Oh, that's a good spot. She pushes her head against his head, purring.*

[canicome]

Greedy thing.

[Not that Bob could fault her. He was not above looking for someone to scritch the perfect spot either. And so, when she pushed against his hand, he petted and stroked her more, finding comfort in that.]

... http://youtu.be/tDGHgrf2WZw

[littlesilhouette]

*Just so you know, she'll like you to keep doing it. Forever. Please.*

I don't think i could do this.

[canicome]

[And if she keeps looking all cute and purring, he may be so inclined because she's cute and sweet and doesn't yell at him.]

...would it work on a lion? >.> [Good dare, bad idea]

[littlesilhouette]

*Well, at least she isn't climbing all over your lap.*

Now I wanna know. Dammit. >.>

[canicome]

[He'd let her though, actually sitting down on the ground, scritching and petting.]

You got it lucky, pus.

This is one of those times where you don't listen to me!!!

[littlesilhouette]

*Yeah, then I guess it's a.... non-hostile takeover.*

Right! Nope. Won't work on a lion... or will it >.>

[canicome]

[Bob smiled, stroking from head to tail.]

fkasfjiefs Ask a zookeeper?

[littlesilhouette]

*Curling up into a ball.*

I may :D

[canicome]

And this is why I don't need to talk to a doctor but just pet a cat. All calm now, pus.

\o/

[littlesilhouette]

*... Sleeping.*