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[pencilpremonition]

Dear mun,

Who is this 'Karkat' and why do you want one to come to Thusia? What are 'quadrants' and why does he need to tell me about them? Oh, I see, you're going to let me post this as bait to see if one will respond. Cause sure, that'll go over well. They're smart enough to see what you're doing, dumbass. Why don't you just post "HEY SOMEBODY APP KARKAT TO THUSIA" and be done with it?

Not impressed. At all. Don't use me like your fucking message pawn.

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[slayerofgiants]

Not message pawn. Messenger! They have important jobs, you know!

[OPTIMISM.]

[pencilpremonition]

Yeah, but I'm not my mun's messenger.

[slayerofgiants]

Perhaps not. But there is nothing wrong with it. If you were. I was just pointing that out. It would be nothing to be ashamed of, I mean.

[pencilpremonition]

It's not about shame. It's about being used by the bitch that...

[shudders]

That designed my life. Everything I've suffered, every pain I have...it's all been orchestrated and put upon me by a very specific person. Who now wants me to do their errands. Like fuck.

[slayerofgiants]

[Er, wait how did this conversation take this turn?!]

Um, well...you know. We are all in similar situations. You are not alone in that.

[pencilpremonition]

[Since Becca stepped out of the bounds of the game and was given the gift of being able to see herself in perspective.]

I guess...but there's some distance between the experiences that formed you and the one that puppets you around. When your mun says jump, you're not jumping for the same person that had the idea of killing off your girlfriend just to make you suffer.

[slayerofgiants]

[Oh, right.]

Well, no. But she is the one responsible for...[Well, he has to pause there. It's still hard to talk about.] ...For how it happened. The details. My father's death. She made me a blight in the eyes of others.

[He shrugs, but it's more of an attempt to shrug away all these horrible feelings. He can totally do that.]

As I said, you are not alone in this.

[morethanpasta]

You don't want one. Karkat is mean! He said nasty things about pasta.

[pencilpremonition]

He'll fit in great around Thusia, then.

[More tired than snarky, though there's still a sarcastic bite in there.]

And he can go hungry if he doesn't like pasta. With Felicia as the kitchen assistant, I think we're gonna have pasta a lot from now on. Until I can make it perfect by myself, anyway.

[morethanpasta]

I don't think I would like a place where everyone is like Karkat!

Ve... Except for the food!

[pencilpremonition]

We definitely need more cooks around there, but I'm still pretty possessive of the kitchen. It's...kind of a weird balance.

Honestly I think I'd lose what sanity I've got if I lost my status as the cook. It's not about feeding people, it's about me. I don't care if there's better cooks or people who know how to run a kitchen like that... I...

I need to be able to claim that as mine and know that it's helpful.

[forlorn sigh]

I'm pretty selfish, huh?

[morethanpasta]

[A long thoughtful silence as he processes that.]

Ve~ maybe it's a little bit selfish. But if cooking makes you happy you shouldn't have to give it up. Everyone needs something that makes them happy!

Cooking's more fun if you do it with someone else, though!

[pencilpremonition]

Yeah, it's fun having Felicia in the kitchen with me. I just don't want anyone to take over from me.

Have a female Karkat? tldr; warning

[angry_tits]

FUCK SOMEONE ACTUALLY WANTS TO MEET THAT NOOKSUCKING MALE VERSION OF ME?
UGH WHATEVER AT LEAST I CAN FINALLY EDUCATE A HUMAN ON THE INTRICACIES OF QUADRANTS
YOU SEE YOU TROLLS UNLIKE YOU PINK MONKIES HAVE MORE THAN ONE TYPE OF ROMANCE
MATESPRITSHIP IS THE MOST FAMILIAR BEING ONE BASED ON LOVE AND PITY AND REPRODUCING I DON'T THINK I HAVE TO SAY ANY FUCKING MORE ON THAT
KISMESITUDE IS JUST AS IMPORTANT TO BOTH RELATIONSHIPS AND REPRODUCING.
A KISMESIS IS SOMEONE YOU HATE SO PASSIONATELY AND SO FERVENTLY THAT YOU ARE INTOXICATED BY HOW MUCH YOU HATE THE BILE DRINKING NOOKSUCKING DOUCHEBAG
I'LL LET YOUR FRAGILE HUMAN THINKPAN ABSORB THAT BEFORE I TALK ABOUT THE OTHER TWO QUADRANTS

Oh god, you're kind of awesome. ♥

[pencilpremonition]

[too startled by this barrage of information to even be upset about the free-flowing insults]

Passionate hate... Jeeze, I have a kismesis, then. I guess that's what my mun wanted me to know about. Are there more kinds?

Oh thanks! I like your OC so far <3

[angry_tits]

CONGRATULATIONS THEN
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THE HUMANS I FUCKING HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEN.
YES THERE ARE TWO MORE KINDS BUT NEITHER HAS TO DO WITH REPRODUCTION
THERE IS MOIRAILLEGIANCE
THINK OF THIS KIND OF LIKE A BEST FRIEND BUT MORE PERSONAL THAN THAT.
THIS IS SOMEONE THAT CAN CALM YOU DOWN FROM A BLIND HOMICIDAL RAGE WITH NOTHING MORE THAN A PAP TO THE FACE AND SHOOSHING
YOU KEEP THIS PERSON OUT OF TROUBLE IN WHATEVER WAY IS APPROPRIATE TO THEIR PERSONALITY
AUSTPISISM IS SIMILAR TO MOIRAILLEGIANCE
BUT INSTEAD OF LOVE AND RESPECT IT'S TWO TROLLS OR HUMANS IN THIS CASE THAT HATE EACH OTHER TO THE POINT WHERE VIOLENCE COULD BREAK OUT WITH A MEDIATOR WHO INTERVENES TO MAKE SURE NEITHER ONE OF THEM KILLS THE OTHER

Aww, thank you! Thusia takes AUs, so you could bring femmekat there~ /tempts

[pencilpremonition]

[It feels like a ton of bricks have just been dropped on her head. Becca starts crying, not sad, just...overwhelmed, really.]

Moiraillegiance....that... Oh god, there's a word for it.

[Yeah, sobbing with relief.]

I think I will then if the game isn't high maintenance to keep up with

[angry_tits]

[Oh gosh the human was sobbing but, wait she had a moirail?]

THIS IS A ONE TIME THING SO YOU BETTER FUCKING APPRECIATE IT.

[and she is just going to awkwardly hug you Becca.]

It can be fast, but more in that we spam tag, rather than a billion entries to read.

[pencilpremonition]

[Becca hugs back tight, but not for long, soon pulling back and wiping her eyes. She smiles gratefully.]

I've...been looking for the words for it for a long time. My... Shadow's part of my soul, I'd die without him. He's the missing piece of my sanity, and I LOVE him. But he's not... I have a boyfriend, and it's not the same. It's...

Shadow's my moirail, and Kidale's my...my....matesprit. It's...

Oh god this is stupid but I don't...think I can thank you enough...

[waysmarterthanyou]

At least "pawn" would be a step up from what you are now.

[pencilpremonition]

Oh piss off, you're not wanted here.

[waysmarterthanyou]

Just calling it like I see it.

[pencilpremonition]

You can see from that deep inside your ass?

[waysmarterthanyou]

Any moron with half a brain drooling into a cup could see how useless you are. You know, like more than half the people in that stink hole.

[Thusia does not deserve to be called by its name, nope.]

[pencilpremonition]

I hope you don't need to eat, then. Since I know I'm the only one that feeds your entire apartment. Enjoy being banned from free food.