avengers spoilers possible

[spiderhorse]

[Everyone's favorite deformed child of fire and Giants is back, and he doesn't understand something...

If my uncle, the thunderer, truly wishes to see Jane Foster once again, why does he not ask my rider for me? I can travel between all the Nine Realms without using the Bifrost. Am I truly thought of so little?

He does have a point.]

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[has_an_army]

Because many people here seem to fall into three categories of canon: Movies, comics, myths.

Very few dabble.

And my brother is a brainless oaf.

[spiderhorse]

[MOM!

MOM! MOM! MOMMY! YOU'RE HERE and he is so pleased, look at him trotting.

What about my rider? Why would he not suggest it?]

[has_an_army]

[Settle down, settle down]

I've no idea. People tend to overlook my children entirely.

[spiderhorse]

[BUT I LOVE YOU MOM

Oh, okay. Fine. He'll settle.

But you don't overlook us, right?

Look at that face, that sweet, innocent, cute horse face.]

[uncompromise]

[What the fuq. That is too many legs for a horse. Man, you Asgard guys sure have weird stuff.]

Huh. Now I've seen everything.

[spiderhorse]

[Yeah, Loki had a Hel of a time getting him out from what he heard.

Really? I'm "Everything"?

No one calls Sleipnir that. He is so flattered.]

[uncompromise]

[Loki's a sore subject for Clint here. Please to not be bringing him up, kkthnx. He folds his arms and smirks.]

Well, you're something, I'll give you that much. Must wind up tripping a lot with all those legs.

[spiderhorse]

[But Loki is Momdad and also great and wonderful and funny and negligent and stuff, but he overlooks all that bad stuff because MOMMY

Trip? Oh no! Here, I'll show you.

Oh man, watch that god horse trot, Clint. If you're the boss of arrows, he's totally the boss of horse...ry. He trots like a pro, man, this could be a competition and all the tiny horses would petition against him while everyone else threw a bunch of blue ribbons because he's the most awesome horse

ever]

[has_an_army]

[DON'T GAWK AT HIS SON!]

[uncompromise]

[YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME ANYMORE!]

[fotlenke]

Thor does not think so deeply. Beyond the swing of a hammer

[spiderhorse]

[HEY BEST BUDDY! COME GIVE HIM SOME SUGAR

Kiss-wise or food-wise, either works.

But why has it not been suggested?]

[fotlenke]

[She'll kiss the side of his face,

reaching up to scratch behind his ears.]

I think that the idea of tragic romance is more effective in old Aesir minds.

[traitors]

I prefer to think that the Allfather would not allow you to be.. borrowed for such a trivial matter.

[spiderhorse]

[MOMDAD

AS A MOM!

Oh this is the best, please come hold him and mount him and go for a ride

Mommy can we? CAN WE?

Trivial?]

[traitors]

[ calm down. here, have nose-pats instead. ]

Thor can find other ways to visit his mortal lady.

[fruity_puppeteer]

Gods make everything so needlessly hard~

[Yet Celestia is still the most useless god.]

[spiderhorse]

[Oh hey, you're a weird one.

I don't think you know the right ones.]

[fruity_puppeteer]

No such thing as a right god or goddess, best to merely tease their ilk~

Because I haven't been able to come back to this in far too long

[philip_charming]

[WOW, so Sleipnir can run anywhere? Like, even over water? That's some seriously cool stuff.]

What is the horse's name? I couldn't think of that yesterday to save my life!

[spiderhorse]

[Yeah bro, he can run anywhere. All throughout space and the universe and stuff, that's his playground. Odin could be all, hey, steed, I heard there's a dying star three solar systems away, let's go. And boom. They're leaving and there in time to put on the 3d glasses and watch the show.

And...form a hammer or something, who cares about weapons.]

See below, in all his unsure/inquisitive glory.

[philip_charming]

[So, you're running past the sky? Samson's not really sure what a star IS, but that sounds totally awesome.

So, should...

Should Samson worship you?]

[matrimony]

Not at all, Sleipnir. You are thought well of. I just believe that your rider would not have allowed it.

[spiderhorse]

[Oh hey, Grandma! Lookin' fine as always.

But why would he not want Thor to find his love? What purpose does it serve?]

[matrimony]

[Hey grandbaby. Come let granny pet you.]

His plans always serve a purpose, even if we do not realize it until they come to fruition. I often to do not what his reasons are myself, but I trust him to know what is best for us.