dear_mun | memes & agents

I thought we'd established that my phone is gay. [And it was amusing as hell.]

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Gay or not, they're inanimate objects, like toasters and blenders.

Or chocolate cakes.

Never tell any of my team about that.

I don't know any of your team.

I guess I'll just have to tell everyone I meet that I know an FBI agent who likes stale cake and purple pie.

I can deal with that. They already know about Spongebob. They don't need to know about cake, too.

And the giraffes? What about them?

That depends on context.

Context, or if you're at the zoo?

They might know giraffes are my favourite animal. They don't know that I like long necks. There are some things you don't discuss with coworkers.

Oh, right. You weren't getting any cakes or pies for your co-workers.

I'm sure there's all sorts of rules against that.

It's Garcia who brings the pastries.

Are they any good?

She is a fantastic baker. I highly recommend anything she brings.

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Phone shipping? That's a new one.

They were really hung up on chocolate cock.

Mine thought Tony Stark was a passion in the ass

With or without the suit?

I didn't ask.

I wonder if that burned.

If what burned?

The ass passion.

Like hell if I know. I wouldn't go near Stark even if I was gay.

I don't know, Iron Man always seemed like a cool guy to hang out with.

If you were a certain kind of person, that is.

Well, I'm not that kinda person.

And who're you?

[Neo was one step up from a basement dweller; of course he liked comics.]