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dear_mun2012-05-10 05:08 pm
romneybot_2012) wrote in dear_mun2012-05-10 05:08 pm
re: harmless childhood pranks
THIS UNIT DOES NOT COMPREHEND.
WHAT THE HUMAN JOURNALISTS SAY IS TRUE. APPROXIMATELY FORTY-SEVEN POINT SIXTEEN EARTH YEARS AGO WE ENGAGED IN THE ACTIVITY KNOWN AS "PRANKING". A HUMAN MALE WAS JUDGED TO BE WEARING HIS UPPER BODY HAIR FOLLICLES IN A MANNER BEFITTING A FEMALE OF THE SPECIES. THIS UNIT ENGAGED IN PURSUIT AND FORCIBLY SHORTENED HIS HAIR WHILE HE STRUGGLED. THE HUMAN WAS OBSERVED TO SCREAM AND BEG FOR RELEASE.
IT WAS AMUSING.
THIS UNIT IS FUN. THIS UNIT IS JOCULAR. THESE ARE QUALITIES THAT HUMAN VOTERS HAVE BEEN OBSERVED TO CONSIDER APPEALING. YET IN THE FACE OF THIS STORY THEY DISPLAY OUTRAGE. THIS UNIT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND.
HUMAN BEHAVIOR IS CONTRADICTORY AND DIFFICULT TO PROCESS. THIS IMPERFECT EMOTIONAL DESIGN WILL BE CORRECTED WHEN THIS UNIT ASSUMES CONTROL OF THE PRESIDENCY.
WHAT THE HUMAN JOURNALISTS SAY IS TRUE. APPROXIMATELY FORTY-SEVEN POINT SIXTEEN EARTH YEARS AGO WE ENGAGED IN THE ACTIVITY KNOWN AS "PRANKING". A HUMAN MALE WAS JUDGED TO BE WEARING HIS UPPER BODY HAIR FOLLICLES IN A MANNER BEFITTING A FEMALE OF THE SPECIES. THIS UNIT ENGAGED IN PURSUIT AND FORCIBLY SHORTENED HIS HAIR WHILE HE STRUGGLED. THE HUMAN WAS OBSERVED TO SCREAM AND BEG FOR RELEASE.
IT WAS AMUSING.
THIS UNIT IS FUN. THIS UNIT IS JOCULAR. THESE ARE QUALITIES THAT HUMAN VOTERS HAVE BEEN OBSERVED TO CONSIDER APPEALING. YET IN THE FACE OF THIS STORY THEY DISPLAY OUTRAGE. THIS UNIT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND.
HUMAN BEHAVIOR IS CONTRADICTORY AND DIFFICULT TO PROCESS. THIS IMPERFECT EMOTIONAL DESIGN WILL BE CORRECTED WHEN THIS UNIT ASSUMES CONTROL OF THE PRESIDENCY.