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[starknaked]

No, stop. Why can't I go around asking every Rogers I find if they know you can hire people for sex?

What about we take one, hype him up on sugar and caffeine and release him in a casino. Vegas. Monte Carlo. Your choice. We can call it a science experiment.

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[agtcarter]

You'll be doing no such thing. [S'up, Tony. Meet Steve's WW2 sweetheart.]

[starknaked]

You'll have to be more specific about what such things I won't do, Doll.

[strictmachine]

I second this motion.

[starknaked]

A woman after my own heart.

[ms_potts]

[facepalming so very very hard]

No. No, we are not doing this, Tony. How can you even... I don't... Why could this even sound like a good idea to you?

[starknaked]

Why aren't we? And I can solve this. You don't have to.

Look! It could mean a weekend off for you. As for why? He needs to loosen up before he pops.

[tasteslikecoconut]

I don't know it sounds like a fantastic idea to me. It's almost like I thought of it myself.

[starknaked]

Amazing how that works out, isn't it?

[uncompromise]

[Snerk.]

Director Fury would eat you alive for that, Stark.

[starknaked]

Would he, or would he be thankful for someone acting to remove the stick from Cap's ass?

[ex_caping139]

Why do you insist on pestering Rogers with your jests? He does not find them amusing.

[me, on the other hand--

well. sometimes, anyway.]

[starknaked]

No, no he doesn't. Good thing I'm more worried about my amusement than his, isn't it?

[the_right_push]

[You're just getting a LOOK, Tony.]

[starknaked]

Is that for the hooker or Vegas?

[weaponmadeperfect]

While the Pepper I'm sharing head space is groaning mumbling something about how horrible a plan that is. [Sherry grins] I say do it. The looks he gives when things confuse him are just adorable!

[starknaked]

That Pepper needs to realize I consider this out of the goodness of my heart. I'm helping him. really.

Wouldn't go so far as adorable. Dumbfounded sounds about right.

[doyoufondue]

.....what?

[starknaked]

Oh good. You're here. So, were you aware that there were certain charming, beautiful women willing to spend a night with a gentleman for a fee?

If not, ignore that. Means Bruce was wrong and I can go ahead with my plan.

[well_assembled]

Rogers profile wouldn't allow it. He's a straight laced and controlling as you are narcissistic and creative. But...for the record, he blushes at the drop of a hat.

[starknaked]

Creative? Was that a compliment? From those lips? Oh my.

Wait, back up. What have you been doing to make him blush and is there video?

[shockinglyold]

Are we talking Peggy's Steve?

[starknaked]

As compared to who? Pretty sure some of them belong to Peggy but I mean no one in particular.

[andtheotherguy]

...he can't get sugar highs, or caffeine for that matter. The serum makes him process it too quickly.

[Y U P just over here pretending none of this is his fault.]

[starknaked]

Technicalities. Speaking of, no one ever use that serum on me because, really, no.

And that brings us back to a hooker.

[old_fashioned]

Tony, I might still be relatively new around here, but I didn't fall off the turnip truck last week.

[ ... this is going to come back to bite him isn't it. Steve scratches the back of his neck. ] Have you ever heard of a Victory Girl?

[starknaked]

That you use that expression argues otherwise.

[Oh yes, yes it is and Tony will love it.] Yes, yes I have. Turnip truck, last week and all. I'm surprised you have though. And can speak of it without turning four shades of red and passing out.

[therealgenius]

Since when do you have to hire people to screw you?

[starknaked]

I wanted to see what life was like on your side of the street, but every time I mention your name, the girls run screaming.

Also, I was looking into it for Cap not myself, thanks.

[starspangledheart]

[So unamused.]

Isn't prostitution "the world's oldest profession"? Of course I know it exists.

[starknaked]

I'm almost impressed. You're not one hundred percent fresh fallen snow.

So. Vegas?

[agent_phil]

No.

[starknaked]

I'm not entirely certain just what you're declining.

[agent_13]

I don't know what you're talking about. The Steve I knew had absolutely no issues with the bedroom.

[starknaked]

Suspect they're not entirely the same. Want to borrow mine?