Voice Test/Semi-Homeless for now but with OPTIONS

[king_of_hearts]

Okay.

Here's how it's going to go.

I've been sitting back here in your head for years. Only now did you finally make an account.

You're not turning back now. Don't even think about it. We'll know, and you know very well that you've gathered enough people in this place to make you regret it if you do.

So no more tip toeing around it. You are throwing me somewhere, one way or another.

Got it?

...

Good.

Comments

[howamanlives]

Hey.

My mun says we like, have something in common. Something about story directors.

You have any idea what that's all about?

[king_of_hearts]

Nope.

Not really something I pay attention to, kid.

[howamanlives]

Yeah, me neither.

So what's this "king of hearts" business?

[king_of_hearts]

I'm apart of a group called the Shuffle Alliance. I inherited this from my Master, who...

...

Eh. Not getting into all that.

People are kind of terrible, and someone has to keep them on the right track. That's where we're supposed to come in, I guess.

[howamanlives]

Shuffle Alliance? Oh, hey, it's like playing cards! I get it!

[king_of_hearts]

Sure, yeah. I guess it is.

[howamanlives]

So, I also hear you're a pretty good fighter.

[king_of_hearts]

Yeah.

And?

[soulinherfists]

You tell 'em, Domon!

Man, how does someone have you in their head for years without doin' anything with you?

[king_of_hearts]

There's a bunch of other guys in here he thought were too much like me, apparently, and he hadn't branched out to other places yet.

Plus, for awhile there was another me at that place, so... eh.

If you ask me, I figure he's just lazy. So why the hell I got stuck in his head...

[soulinherfists]

Aw, come on. There's nobody quite like you, Domon!

...Except maybe uh. Another you.

Sooo where's your lazy mun looking at?

[king_of_hearts]

Somewhere I'd "be in my element," whatever the hell that means.

I can fight people pretty much anywhere, so I don't know what he's worried about. It's not like those other pilots he's tried out and not been able to bring their Gundams. I can handle myself with or without it.

That Dylandy guy always looks so bored at poker night, the poor bastard.

[soulinherfists]

Heh, those regular mobile suit-type Gundams are so dull. Yup, we're fine as long as we got our fists at the end of our arms!

The place I'm at lets you bring your Gundam along, only you gotta put up with Earth being destroyed. I think I could live without Nobel Gundam if Earth was okay.

[as much as this mun loves many Gundams, Domon is all "EH, SCREW MS"]

[king_of_hearts]

They are, much as this guy tries to argue otherwise. He's had a couple pass through here. They never last.

That, though...

Hn.

Yeah, I'd say what we fought for definitely outweighs a piece of hardware.

...

Of course, I know this guy's going to try and screw with me no matter where I go.

He just better hope he picks his fights carefully.

a natural attitude when you can do everything your Gundam does while still on foot

[soulinherfists]

If he's pickin' a fight with you I don't call that careful.

Still, if he does then at least I'll be there to fight with ya! I hate feeling like everything we did was a waste, but if we saved all of Earth once then we'll be able to do it a second time!

[Giant building collapsed on us? NO PROBLEM, let's kick it aside.]

[king_of_hearts]

Eh, he did that by bringing me in here in the first place. Maybe he just put things off for fear of retaliation, on top of being a lazy ass.

Good to see it hasn't dampened your attitude too much, though.

Unless you hurt your leg. Then you just PUNCH IT.

[soulinherfists]

He's gotta face up to it sooner or later. Might as well be sooner!

Well, I won't say it hasn't sucked, but I'm still not about to give up and let some multidimensional jerks ruin everything.

[Kick, Punch. Either way, it moves. SCREW PHYSICS.]

[king_of_hearts]

Oh, he will. He's gonna have a lot of us pissed off here, soon.

[great]

...regardless, I'd hope not. Or I'd be wondering who came along and replaced you.

[stillshinigami]

Hoo boy...

Oi. Where is your mun gonna end you off to?

[king_of_hearts]

Beats the hell out of me.

I'm not too worried, though.

[stillshinigami]

Well, guy like you wouldn't have too much trouble.

I'm stuck in some castle and a giant library, both filled with monsters respectively so...

It's kinda rough.

[king_of_hearts]

...that almost sounded boring until you got to the 'monsters' part.

[stillshinigami]

The castle can be boring cos' nothin' is going on. Mun and mods are trying to fix that.

As for the monsters? Library is chock full of em.

[king_of_hearts]

Well, I mean more being stuck in one place like that.

[like you aren't going to be stuck somewhere eventually]

...

[-THOCK- OW, DAMMIT, SINCE WHEN DO MY MUSES ACTUALLY MANAGE TO INFLICT PHYSICAL HARM?!]

Anyway.

What do you do about them? The monsters, I mean.

[stillshinigami]

Fight 'em of best you can.

One set of em are more likely to kill and eat you than the other.

[king_of_hearts]

...sounds fun.

Guess it's just hand to hand, huh?

[stillshinigami]

Hey, with monsters? I'm gonna use anything available to me. Including a shotgun once I get my mits on one.

[king_of_hearts]

Well, I guess you've got to use what you've got to use.

Shame you can't take the Gundams most places.

[stillshinigami]

In most places, a gundam is a cheat.

I'm actually happier with out it.

[king_of_hearts]

I would be, too. But again, you've got to use what you've got to use.

[stillshinigami]

There's a couple games out there built around mechs. Super Robot Wars or something.

[king_of_hearts]

Don't get me wrong. It's not a requirement.

It's just a nice bonus.

I don't need that to handle myself.

[stillshinigami]

Glad to hear it.

They throw around a phrase around where I come from. Any pilot worth his suit doesn't even need it.

[king_of_hearts]

In my world, you had to be a fighter of great worth to even be able to use a Gundam. There's a great many of us who could make short work of many things without even touching the damned things.

[stillshinigami]

Heheh.

Well, sure. If y'put it that way. It's pretty much the same for us.

[punchedoutdestiny]

Mun tells me it'd be good for me to try and talk you into helping out in a war for the multiverse. Something about us being like-minded and 'iron sharpening iron', whatever that means.

[king_of_hearts]

Heh. There's one of you in here, so I'm not too surprised.

You're one of the reasons why I can't go to his main game.

Still, someplace I can actually do some good would definitely be preferable. He can play that mental torture crap with the others.

[punchedoutdestiny]

[Simon chuckles.] I do have a talent of getting in the way of things.

There's a bunch of people out fighting against some world-destroying beasts. We're trying to get our worlds back, and keep others from meeting that fate. We could always use more hands. Especially pilots.

[king_of_hearts]

I'm sure as hell no soldier, but if it's to regain something like that... well, it's definitely worth considering.

But pilots, you say? Same place as Allenby, then, I'm guessing?

[punchedoutdestiny]

Yeah, same place. We've been keeping each other from getting down about the odds.

[fallenbishop]

My mundane wishes to inform you that somebody named "Kyoji" is reserved at imperial_saga.

Though, I wish he would find somebody else to relay the message. I tire of such trivialities.

1/2

[king_of_hearts]

...

2/2

[king_of_hearts]

Hn. I see...

...

Unfortunately, this guy doesn't seem to have wrapped his head around the whole alternate reality thing yet.

He's way too damn picky.