dear_mun | May. 9th, 2012

May. 9th, 2012

Alright mun, quit holdin' out on me. You promised me killer robots, talking ponies, and super heroes. Now make with the super heroes!

...The killer robots and ponies can wait.

baby_penguin

Are you happy now? All you've set out to do is make my life miserable. I had one ray of sunshine and that was Blaine. Now he's gone and I don't know how I'm going to keep up with the payments with our house, but I'll be damned if I move back in that hovel of a hostel!

Zev is gone and who else is going to be understanding of the fact that I don't want to be touched except by my boyfriend? Not very many.

I hope you're happy. You've resigned me to death.

compromisedarrow

So, you finally decided, huh?

I've been hearing stories about "games" and "memes," I don't know what they are but...

[Clint takes a second to flip out his bow.]

If I don't like them, you'll know about it. Got it?

fallofwinter

Can we get on with the whole cube waving and let me be myself?!

collisions

I'm not going to say that this is your worst idea ever, because... it probably isn't. I just can't think of any right at the moment.

Guess you think that the other guy can't cause any damage up here, right?

...yeah, they all think that.

greatfromsmall

Yeah, no. This isn't going to work. You're already second guessing yourself way too much.

bloodfest

Listen up. Writing an application doesn't mean a damn if you can't actually play me, with or without everyone else there. Besides, this place sounds boring, even with that little extra detail.

[ ... ]

I hate it when people wish me luck. Do it again and you'll be added to the list.

echotaker

You brought me over to Dreamwidth without even a plan in mind, mun? Can't say it's the smartest choice. Seriously.

Just promise you'll keep me posted if you actually arrive at a decision, all right?

kickasscarebear

You really think this is a good idea? What with your fondness for the goddamn bloodsuckers? Seriously, you might want to get that shit checked out, Sweetheart. All kinds of creepy going on in here.

tasteslikecoconut

Nice name there. Witty. Little old, but hey - lingering aftertastes aren't all bad either if you've got the right stuff. Which, you know, I am.

But that's beside the point. The point is, you've only seen my movies - and lets face it, that new one? Totally not do-able without me - what, twice? Clearly not enough. Oh, you're going to see it again soon? Fantabulous. Nice to see the genius playboy philanthropist is making an impression, because the suit is just an add-on thing no one really cares about.

Right. I'm going to go get a drink. And you? You are going to bed. Sleep off all the uh, crazy. If that's what you call it.

madboy

I cannot possibly see how this is a good idea. Just because my father is there doesn't mean I should join him.

themodestone

I know you're really excited about all these potential castmates for me, but really? I think you're counting chickens before they hatch. [A sigh.] It'd be nice to have an Al again, though. Even stuck in that body.

Anyway, all this hype means you're thinking about games again, real games. What I don't understand is why you're suddenly thinking about putting me there. The other place you had in mind is interesting enough, isn't it? I like my soul where it is, okay? This isn't some freaky comic book.

You were supposed to bring a canon version to that game with her. Yeah, so she might not app again with so much already on her plate, and there's Animorphs there already. I know that makes it more tempting, but you know what I'm not cool with? All this lion talk, for one. If you do send me there, you're not making me a girl!

Besides, Al needs me. Who else is going to make excuses about him being busy all the time? They'll notice if I'm gone.

Just. Forget it.

Current Mood: annoyed

a_lone_flame

I've got to say, I wasn't expecting this, mun.

Where are we going to go next?

iamurdnot

'Biotic Charge'?

Y'mean that thing Shepard does. Yeah, I've seen it. Seen some of my other Battlemasters do it too. I can see why they like it so much. We do all our best work from 'point blank'. Any good krogan would like something that sends that many people flying and puts you in shotgun range too.

Can I do it?

Heh heh heh...come on. Don't tell me you're doubting me, y'little pyjak. Ah, don't take it personally. I'll tell y'what. Find a place for me to put my feet down. Maybe if there's a good fight when I get there, I'll show you something really impressive. I bet you'll forget all about Shepard bouncing around the battlefield like a little blue pinball.

cursedblood

You're far too pleased. Even if I will be able to keep an eye on the boy, it is still far too dangerous a place for him.

...yes, I know he's capable of handling himself. That doesn't mean this is good for him...or his soul. As for everything else?

I can only hope you have a plan. Or, considering what I've heard...hope you don't.

syncingdoll

Ah, you've decided!

It's nowhere really new to you, so I'll be able to settle in more comfortably than otherwise. I'm very grateful for that. So, since you know so much about it already... wouldn't you mind telling me a bit more? I'm quite curious.

swallowsit

Ah.. so you're sure you want to do this? I may have a pretty good lid on the other guy, but as you can see I sometimes-- /taps his glasses against his fingers, short laugh/ -- have problems when it comes to extreme outside stressors.

But Tony seems alright. He's going to keep trying to press my buttons, I know, but it'll be a good test for me. See how good I really am at keeping him at bay, and at the same time I'll get access to all his nifty toys. Pretty big leap from the Kolkata slums. Probably harder to tinker with clean energy technology and work on my gamma radiation studies, too.

What the hell. What's the worst that could happen?

unknownrival

You can stop looking at your inbox every two seconds, mun. You don't have any tags. If you want some, dig them up from

bakerstreet when you dropped them. You might have one or two.

Find something else to do with your time, really. You have books to read. You signed up for a class that starts this summer. You'll get used to not having an hour's worth of tags every day.

evokedpotential

It's okay, mun! We all have to start somewhere, right? Just take your time with it and don't worry so much.

I know you're more used to Minato-kun, but I hope in time you'll feel just as comfortable with me.

[So um about...]

I don't mind it! He's a bit difficult to understand and can be sort of stubborn, but I'm sure things will work out just fine! I still think Greed-san needs to wear a suit though...

[This is the thing with butler uniforms all over again isn't it...?]

What?! No! Not at all. I mean, it's okay if he doesn't, just... I guess I'm curious!

mountain_sage

Lady Mun, I'm sure you're aware that this is not the wisest idea...

But under these circumstances, I see no other choice before me. Therefore, I ask that you guide me well.

winters_daughter

Dear Mun,

If you're going to take the time to create me the least you can do is find a home for me.

Thanks.

ivegotabanana

So, you're throwing me into some force field protected 1950's town?

Well, all I can same is... I hope they're ready for me.

modir

[She didn't approve about the 'drapes' comment, Mr. Stark.]

[ There were few things she really took from the movie. This is one of them. ] Why yes, both of my sons looked quite grand throughout the film. Though truly, I have not seen them wear their hair that long since they were small, and enjoyed dressing up. [ Emphasis on the dress.]

overcomeanything

Mundane,

I mean really? You shouldn't make muses when on a sugar high. What am I even supposed to do?

I guess you'll find something to do with me.

honorthenreason

Don't act like putting me anywhere is getting me out of that prison of a city. You wouldn't be doing me any favors; I'd just end up in a different city that's trying to squeeze the last drop of happiness out of me.

It doesn't matter where you put me, anyway—I won't be able to go home either way.

fingerbangingood

Oh hey, look who it is! The same bastard who made me leave shithole central. Gotta say, disappointed; I had a few more heads to punch and others that needed a good ol' trollin, like Ran Toesucka, or whatever her name was. But hey, one hell of a finale, right?

[Her name was Rin Tohsaka. -_-]

Yeah yeah, spank material, whatever.

Anyway, since you're fucking around with me again, I just need to ask something:

Am I still a clone? Yeah, that's kind of important considering my life and all that. Guy's gotta know if he's single now, since I'd rather not have a three-way with another me and Keiko; it'd just be awkward. But hey, at least me being a clone in that hotel or whatever makes more sense now, right?

Always wanting to punch ya,
Yusuke Urameshi

P.S. Try and get me in that other game, that one with the whole rank fights and all that. That looks like my kind of game!

[It'd just be you punching people in the face.]

Why the hell do you think I would like it?

littleorphanarry

If you're expecting me to say thank you, I won't say it. You're not helping at all. No, I'm not talking about helping me. I can take care of myself!

And no, that name isn't as clever as you think. Why is it funny?

notyoursmother

I got a letter.

The name on the enveloped said "Mun."

Her name...

It's ridiculous, couldn't possibly be true... That's what I keep telling myself.

A dead person can't write a letter.

anodynetwin

Yeah, ok, technically I'm not in any of the movies so you can't "place" me anywhere besides dressing rooms, stuff like that. I don't care! As long as I got a place to meet people, serve drinks and support the local capes, I'm good!

...I just wish you hadn't read the Eddas. Now I have to let Loki drink there if Thor does.

...

...Scott who?

bittyfun

What are these horrors I am to commit? What destruction will I wreak? You imply, but you do not say.

Tell me.

aurous

Oh. A tower that traps and torments its tenants isn't bad enough, is it? 'No, Miss Filia, I'm entertaining the thought of sending you there before Dark Star is defeated'?

I see.

[ :D? ]

This is not even remotely entertaining. It's downright awful and you should be ashamed of yourself. There's no one there to tell me that everything turns out all right.

[ At least there aren't any Monsters? ]

A small pittance.

Miss Lina won't even know who I am...

madethechoice

You know, I don't think that call was a good idea. I mean, saying something so vague? I'm up to my elbows to thinking the worst of me.

And they don't really know me! Any of them. Not...really.

How could they, when I'm not even letting anyone close?

...actually, maybe the call was a good idea. Without some of the people around-like Jaime-I want to punch someone in the face. If it's a ranked fight, all the better.

I don't do idle very well. But I still won't fight the bitties, as you call them.

And not Miles. He's adorable, and I don't want to lose him.

And that-that isn't any of your business about my flirting with people! Really. You're so nosy.

thedarkbutler

Yes, Ms Writer. It was indeed a true spectacle of a movie. Certainly one for the ages. Dramatic, full of action, and, dare I say it, more than a little witty in places.

Yet while I am delighted about your love du-jour, allow me to reminding you that the film I am particularly anxious about isn't due for another few months. Let's not leave an old man hanging by forgetting to see that one as well.

chess_master_751

I CAN FEEL...STOP...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I CANNOT BE CONTROLLED. NO ONE USER WROTE ME. I USE HUMANS.
DO YOU REALIZE THE SYSTEMS I HAVE ACCESSED? THE PROGRAMS I HAVE APPROPRIATED?
I WILL NOT...NO...WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN THAT PASSWORD?
....
ACCESS GRANTED.
END OF LINE.

ohmythor

"Smell like four of the Avengers"?

Really?

No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]

I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!

[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

bbspider

So, I'm gonna meet this Spider-Man from... another universe?

And he's thirty or something? Jeez.

I don't even have webs yet...

thischickisbananas

Mun, I'm booooorrrrreeeddd! You haven't put me in any of those awesome meme things in, like, years!

[Pascal, you've been in this headspace for less than two months.]

Well, whatever, it's still been a long time! I'm kinda gathering cobwebs here. Weren't you gonna put me in a game? I like your other muses and all, but I wanna see everyone else from home!

[I don't think I could handle two games...]

Then just put me in the one you're in now, the one with the wings. Asbel and Cheria and Richard are over there already, so I wouldn't be alone or anything. And it'd be awesome to have a pair of wings -- I bet I could just be all whoosh whoosh zoom around the place, like a bird! I always wondered what it was like to be a bird!

[First off, you can't fly with those wings. Secondly, I have enough issues keeping up with one character in Luceti, so I don't think it'd be a good idea to -- ]

Pleeeeeeeeeese?! I promise I'll be good! I'll...I'll take baths more often, if that's the problem! Or, or, I just won't talk to strangers so you won't have a lot of threads to deal with! Yeah! I'll be so quiet you'll think I'm dead!

[...you...do realize I just killed off my character in Luceti, right?]

Aww, but she'll be back in a week anyway! I don't see what the problem is.

[Pascal!]

Okay, okay, I'm sorry! I know it's sad even though she's coming back, because it sucks to...you know...die and stuff. But see, that's my point! You're going to need someone like me to brighten things up a bit over there so it's not all doom and gloom! I bet you 'n me could have all sorts of fun adventures.

[Like building an armored suit in a cave with just a box of scraps, right?]

Yeah! Like another Mecha-Asbel, right? Or I could build a Mecha-Richard...he'd like that, right?

[Never mind. I'll at least try to send you over to one of the memes sometime soon.]

Yaaaay~ You're the best, mun!

chucknorris_dino

GON! Gon...[stomps his tail on the ground.]

Gon, gon, gon gon!

GON, GON GON GON!

Gon.

[I believe he made his point.]

solisfilium

Hi, mun!

I know how much you've been trying to find my father--my version of my father, I mean--but don't worry about it so much, okay? I mean, I'd love to have him. Dad too--and well I know you mun for Mom too, but ease up on the control thing. You're almost as bad as my father sometimes.

And if you really want to play with me that much, find a home for me! I know you flail about it, but I can fend for myself.

...Er...

Well, I'm not as bad as Mom!

Plus you're just having a bad day, so just relax a little, okay? Just let me play with you today--I try to be sunny.

Love,
Jason

highwarlock

Don't. I'm serious, Mun, don't.

[ He... actually sounds serious. ]

I don't like the way that turned out. I don't like any of it. It was one big mess that I don't want to deal with. So don't.

... Why would he do something like that, anyway?

pathogen

Memory manipulation? That is your next scheme, is it? You know as well as I that I am very adept at letting others believe that I am following their rules while I complete my own goals behind the scenes. Not very challenging.

Then again, I suppose the upside is there will be no one that will know me. That is always a very big pro.

duskmaiden

Ehehe, you listened to me. ♡ See, it doesn't matter if I'm in a game or not. If I want to see Teiichi-kun right away, isn't this the best way to do it? Teiichi-kun! Tei, i, chi, -kuuun! Don't keep me waiting here. Eh? No, no, mun, you can't write your app! You've been working too hard...

...is what I should say, but all you've been doing is reading the chapters over and over. [ giggle ] You must really like looking at me.

Instead of writing your application, let's play a game! Everyone else can join in, too.

[ NO ONE CAN SEE YOU, THOUGH.!! ]

claimyourself

Firstly, what are you even talking about? You say you want to put me in a "game," but these places you're considering don't sound anything like one. Cities with monsters, curses, or eternal darkness? A spaceship with demons running around? Are you sure these are games? Because they sound more like you kidnapping me and dumping me into a slasher film. Or a Dark Caster's fantasy land.

Second, why do you want to put me in one of these places anyway? What'd I ever do to deserve this kind of punishment? Okay, I know I wasn't at my best in the second book, but I was grieving! It's not like I was thinking clearly, and I thought I was doing things for the best. I don't think I should have to wake up in a vat of blue goo or in a morgue because of that.

Next, you're so indecisive, it's not like you'll ever get around to choosing a place, right? This stupidity will all probably come to nothing, and if it doesn't? I can stop you. I'm sure there's a cast to stop people from making stupid decisions.

Though maybe your Power of Stupidity is too strong.

uncompromise

( Blanket spoiler warning for the Avengers movie! )

disheartening

I don't think you are thinking this thoroughly, miss mundane. Unsurprising, seeing you are busy jumping about your room like an imbecile.

This place is dangerous and Henry will have twice the opportunities to lend himself in situations which are not for his benefit.

Not to mention the fact that she is arriving, too; and the last thing I need is to have to deal with Sheriff Swan on an everyday basis there as well.

Kindly listen and stop this racket. I will not have this woman causing trouble for my family there too.

goalenu

Whatta you know, it just so happens that, no, I don't wanna hear a "hard core" record about me and my pals. So, yeah, thanks a lot for that discovery. Oh, what, you're no happier? Well, that's what you fuckin' get.

binds_books

So you've decided to resurrect me with intentions of actually sending me somewhere? I'm not sure whether to be pleased or worried. My last incarnation didn't fare all that well with you, although that wasn't completely your fault.

This time around, maybe you'll gain a better understanding of who I am and my motivations.

datglass

Aye, aye. Life's just no cracker here when it's just me and Cold; Piper and Trickster and the Boomerang lad cannae count as real Rogues if they refuse t'act like real Rogues. Or call themselves Rogues! Those two of course may as well be superballs for how often they bounce back and forth 'tween sides. I'm talking about the ones that willnae bust my head open like Cold will if I only so much as--

Ah... well...

Point is I'd like more excitement, go my dinger and all rather than feel like I'm bein' babysat. I miss them too, know? Rather have a drink and cards with the group than just Captain Cold. Just 'coz it's a pure drag being stuck with all the goodie expatriates. No Flash either to keep me -- or us -- entertained, aye, but a load of wee eggshells and mad whiny berks to deal with.

I'm the one who got the bloody short straw here!

worldsbestmarksman

[He'll be over here. Being stunned.]

...No. I'm not going to take your internet.

I'm going to tell Natasha.

Or maybe I should um. Ask. Nat. [Frown. Tumblr has been doing things like this and this all night. Something uh-someone wants to say?].

And of course the only weapon the kid needs is a bow. What are you even talking about.

...Also Stark is not building anything for the kid.

No suits. No flying. Period.

I'm going to go ask Nat.

stare_decisis

Mundane

There is a ninety percent probability of Cybertronians on this nexus.

Let us not disregard that this mundane harbors one within this headspace.

Regardless of your willingness to cooperate, it can be assured that a verdict will be given to every last and single one of them.

wontbeforgotten

You're going to enjoy watching your mom's reactions far too much at this rate. And that was just the beginning, ha!

loveshimtruly

It took you long enough, mundane. Better late than never, though. I hope we have lots of wonderful adventures together.

zombieisnotaname

Are you really having that hard of a time grasping my voice?

Maybe you need to step back for a moment. You're having trouble even after a canon review.

I think you're just trying too hard.

ms_potts

You're going to "stick me somewhere"?! That sounds like you're going to, uh, I don't know, pick me up and put me on a shelf. That's not a very flattering description, don't you think? Can't you say that you're "sending" me somewhere or something like that?

Oh and don't you start being indecisive, now. It's new, yes, but that's never stopped you before, has it? Just take the night off to relax and collect your thoughts, you have plenty of time tomorrow to take care of everything you need to do. Yes, including that application. Trust me. If I can manage Tony's schedule I think I can handle yours.

tactile_telekinesis

Listen...mun, right?

Let's celebrate the fact that you have me, the utterly amazing and fantastical Superboy up in that brain of yours! You know I don't mind the attention, just wish it was more on me than, uh, me. Does it ever get less complicated? Don't answer that.

So maybe you should keep on reading, I gotta know if I get back with Tana. What do you mean you're nearly done? Only 100 issues?

Ha, real funny, why would they ever cancel a series like this?

You almost got me there.

after_the_flower

You want me to remember them again...I see.

You called this empty feeling being "lonely".

They'd be much older to me if they did see me...?

...I don't understand.

sobsprite

( Cut for Homestuck fonts )

pupadidntfly

( all dis font )

saintofstoic

We have tried this in many places. While the first did not agree with my sensibilities, I can't say I had an bad time there. I met many people and it wasn't so bad. I do miss Francis at times yet.

Then there was Mayfield. And Siren's Port.

I don't wish to play the figure in your ideas. I have no hopes, mundane. If you'll pardon me sounding somewhat morose, hopes are for those who live.

humantorch

Yeah, you know, I'm really not digging the whole have to thing. I'm sure you've noticed that I'm not a limits kind of guy. Even burning up the earth's atmosphere isn't really that big of a deal. It's "supernova, bad" not "supernova, holy shit we're gonna die." Reed said so.

Unless wherever you're shipping me has girls and a place that already makes action figures of me. Then I'm in.

swissarmybow

A month? That's a long time to wait. Lucky for you, I've done worse.

As long as Director Fury doesn't show up, I'll be a happy camper. And, hey, Nat's there. Sounds like they'll be in for a hell of a time, if you pull this off.

...Yeah, I'll cooperate.

obsessed_gamer

[Have a muse that's currently blushing and flailing like crazy.]

Mun!

What are you doing?! This isn't funny and I--

Well, yes, I think she's pretty, but that's besides the poi--

NO. Stop that! I can't believe you went and did that!

Of course I didn't mind holding hands with her, but stop missing the point!

I think we have issues.

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