joint muse venting RE: a_facility

[denyamenti]

This is insane, you stupid--! There's no reason to keep subjecting me to any more doppelgangers, duplicates, copies, and past selves that you seem so inclined to pull out of nowhere and leave me to deal with the aftermath of! If you like my other incarnations so much more, why don't you use one of them for your schemin--

[ He's cut off abruptly as his head is pulled backwards, a small woman's fist yanking hard on his hair as Meg takes center stage and she does not look pleased. Also she's completely ignoring Bakura's spluttering and murderous glare at being interrupted, giving him the "talk to the hand" motion. ]

Hold it just one minute there, Snowflake. Nobody's going to notice if you're acting like a grumpy old minotaur since you act like that anyway. She's planning to have me act like a Sicilian strumpet until someone figures out that I don't actually spend my day kissing every warm body on the station!

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[heardyoucall]

[Considering this is the first time he's ever seen two muses bicker like this, he chuckles and stands back to watch the fireworks. Anything to escape the boredom of his mundane suffering through an app.]

[rottenjudgment]

Great, now the olive gallery has shown up.

[heardyoucall]

It's your imagination. Carry on.

[rottenjudgment]

If you say so.

[heardyoucall]

Out of curiosity... is the one you're cutting off a pain in your neck?

[rottenjudgment]

Snowflake? He just thinks he's at the top of the Corinthian column because he was here first.

[heardyoucall]

The higher up on a pedestal they place themselves, the easier they are to knock down.

[rottenjudgment]

I'm open to suggestions.

[heardyoucall]

Brute, unforgiving force. I tend to favour paper fans and fists.

The occasional gunshot works as well.

[rottenjudgment]

[ Meg smiles. ]

I usually leave the brute force to... well, brutes. But I guess it does have its place. I take it that's worked well for you?

[heardyoucall]

Not especially. It's a temporary quiet at best.

[rottenjudgment]

Too temporary when it comes to Snowflake. I swear he's got more grips than a vineyard's got vines.

[babygotback]

[PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-]

Heh, "Snowflake". Nice.

[denyamenti]

Don't encourage her! I don't need any more ridiculous nicknames!

[babygotback]

Like what, "Bunny"? [kanyeshrug.jpg] Doesn't seem bad to me at all.

[denyamenti]

Knock it off Ishtar, or we're going to play play a game wherein you get to try swallowing those gold spikes of yours.

[babygotback]

Fine, fine. I won't make any more cracks...jiji-chan.

[Whoops, called him a grandpa. SURELY HE WON'T MIND, RIGHT...]

[denyamenti]

[ charging at you ready to strangle ]

I'm not old!

[babygotback]

[NAH SON

RUNNING LIKE THE WIND NOW, LAUGHING ALL THE WAY.]

[rottenjudgment]

Oh, did I make him cranky...?

[babygotback]

Probably. But, he's already old, so he's usually like this.

[Awful old man joke is awful, MALIK WHYYY]

[rottenjudgment]

[ Moreover, why would you use it on the lady from ancient Greece... ]

Usually, hm? The same could be said for you, from what I've heard.

[babygotback]

That I'm handsome? Well, I don't mean to brag, but I can attest to it.

[rottenjudgment]

[ Oh. You're... kind of like her first boyfriend. ]

Yeah... no. That wasn't so much the direction it was going in, but you're definitely attesting to his description now.