dear_mun | May. 2nd, 2012

May. 2nd, 2012

How very pleasant that you get around to finally let me out here. You created my account almost a week ago now, after all. Not having any good icons is no proper excuse, I'm afraid.

I've heard that Labrador and Frau are at the place that you are planning to send me to. While I could do without having to watch over Frau so that he don't do anything stupid, I'm delighted that Lab will be there.

However, instead of getting distracted by books and movies, you should finish up those samples.

Sincerely,
Castor

idkmybffthecity

I know, I know. I miss them, too. I miss seeing Juri, and Hime, and Kotoha. I miss seeing Kyousuke, and Ao.

And I definitely miss Touka.

But it wasn't the end of everything then, and it isn't the end of everything now. Brush up on my canon, catch up with what's been going on, and see if you can't find them again.

Just because it's passed once, doesn't mean it's over.

cockybastard

I am most unimpressed by your choice of destination.

I, Arthur Auguste Angel, am not your plaything. Do not ever count on me doing anything worthwhile for you. I am a paladin. I will not allow myself to lower my standards because of your constant pleading. Your habits are distasteful and shameless. Are you just that desperate? Ha, like a little pathetic creature caught between the net of the hunter's tool. What, are you still determined? I suppose I cannot possibly help you there.

[ Angel, you're horrible. Canonmates will be there, jerk. ~~AND OH GOD, ANGEL, YOU'RE SO UGLY.~~ ]

Hmm? Did you say that the sons of Satan will be there? This will give me a chance to cut them down as...payment.

Although I won't give you my word, but do not disappoint me.

anita_hero

I know you're excited, but you promised you won't neglect your other muse if I get accepted! Just make sure you don't go back on it, okay? I trust you!

And don't worry too much about finding my castmates. Of course I'll miss them, but I like making new friends. I'll be fine! You shouldn't worry so much about something that might never happen.

Oh, and don't think I didn't notice how lax your canon review was, mon. Just make sure you're a more thorough when you've got more time and we'll be in top form.

floralprophecy

What-what-what do you mean I should learn pole-dancing from Fai!!???

I will do no such thing! It's completely inappropriate and improper!!

pardonmyfrench

Ça va, mun?

Ah~ I see you've got some plans, but might I make a suggestion?

Non? We both know I'm used to that.

I know you'll run across a tool or two I can use.

glycomics

It is lovely news to hear that the game that we applied for is starting back up again! Not to mention, you've also been gifted the position of a moderator, and so I wish you the best of luck in maintaining the game, Miss Mundane.

It's a nice change of pace to see you so excited, might I say. First the night's rehearsal at your band function was a success, and for this weekend's trip, and the finishing pièce de résistance this chance to offer your aid in moderating this community.

I reiterate, the best of wishes, and I look forward to being sent there.

- Bonnibel

wandanyan

[Something small, blue, and pudgy is wandering about. It pauses every so often to stare vacantly off in one direction, its ears and tail wiggling.

This mun thing isn't Sora or Riku. That much it gets.

But it seems like everything else about the situation has it a little confused.

Too bad the mun isn't fluent in dreameaterese.]

cutestprogrammer

Eh? You'll let me choose where I want to go? Thank you, Mun-san!

Well, I'd... like to go where there are computers or somewhere technologically advanced. And where people don't have to kill each other.
Oh, and a place where there are big strong men I can learn from!

bratofbengal

Mundane.

Muuuuunndaaaannneee~

Hey. Mundaaaannneee! Listen to me!

Let's play! I have to improve to impress my best friend the Earl! We need some intensive training if we're going to be as good as him!

sweet_riiiiims

( Spoilers ahoy )

memoryreprieved

A love affair?

Mun, I'm... not sure what you mean. [ And why do the muns keep laughing about it for that matter? This... definitely doesn't give her more reason to be self-conscious, yep. ]

misanthropist

Dear lord woman, we've been through this before.

You say you have the urge to play me in some game and yet you never go through with it. It's getting pretty irritating because in your headspace, there's no cable and there's only so many times you can torment historical figures with tales of their eventual demise. Coma guy was a better companion than half the people in here.

Oh yes, and for the record - my leg still hurts. Remember that.

somethingspecial

( spoilers )

starswirl_the_awesome

Wait what do you mean you want to play me? I don't get it. I don't think I've ever heard play used in that kind of connotation before. Do you mean 'play a game'? or 'Play as in trick'? But it doesn't seem to make much sense if you're telling me about tricking me before you actually do it.

Oh you want me to be in a game? Outside of Equestria? But how can I study magic if I leave Equestria. Also, you know, it's dangerous out there! I have my friends here and I'm staying put.

What do you mean I have no choice?

breakin_ur_lore

...if something happens to Uncle Maraad, then I won't have anywhere else to go.

nineminuteslost

I realize this 'Korra' has your attention at the moment but I believe you have some commitments to take care of first. Finish my app. You have my canon more or less memorized even after all these years. It shouldn't be that difficult. Just sit down and do it!

What do ya mean 4am is a bad time to start working. Never stopped me. Sleep is a negotiable entity.

deskman

I know we've been having a rough patch lately, mun, but I mean it when I say to go to bed already.

[yOU CANT MAKE ME ROBERT YOU ARE ONLY FICTIONAL SHUT UP.]

No, I'm completely serious. It's 4 in the morning. That "early morning inspiration" of yours? It's just you wanting to be up at 4 in the morning because you're a college student in the middle of finals and you hate yourself. You'll have plenty of time to write it tomorrow, when you aren't in a dozy haze.

...And no, coming up with a good title doesn't count as enough progress to justify staying up.

For the record, I'm only showing concern because you look like you're finally interested in listening to me again. Why don't you--you know, actually do that for once.

worming

Why bring me here, my lady? What purpose does this serve?

brat_monk

I'm not being melodramatic! I'm completely fucking serious! I'd rather die than fall for that idiot!

cantbethelast

[For those who believe in magic, they will see a beautiful Unicorn, who though she seems old and a bit tired is no less brave and strong.]

What do you wish to accomplish with this endeavor?

Do you really think that you can succeed in keeping me?

Or is it instead that you, like every other maiden, wishes to be graced by one such as myself, to validate some fragment of your existence?

I do not care for you wishes, and of this place you want to send me, it is quest doomed to failure, you must understand that. I am beyond anything you can know. I am one of the immortal, one of the magic ones, you can not hope to hold me.

[For those who have lost their belief in magic, or never had any, she appears to be nothing more then a lovely mare, whinnying.]

madlover

I'm not the Harley Quinn you love so much. You knew that going into this.

So why?

I'll do whatever it takes to avenge him. Can you handle that?

zetsurin

Mundane-san, creating your own icons is admirable, even if you only did so out of ignorance of where to look for better made ones. Regardless, if you continue to show such dedication, perhaps our joining may not be as awful as originally anticipated.

Now, go find my Nii-sama and fetch some ramen, too.

shiroganefortune

No.

I realise I can do nothing about your plans for me on that wretched island but I will not be complicit in encouraging other mundanes to do the same to the others.

No, not even if it is going to be more difficult for me if I am the only one I know there. Don't think I haven't noticed the moments where you seem to enjoy the possibility. It's apparent you will find a way to entertain yourself whether I have friends with me or not so I'm not sure why you even feel this is necessary.

...I see. In this, as in all things, I have no control. Very well. I still don't understand why you feel it necesary but I suppose it couldn't hurt to have them there...although, given the moment you plan to take me from, I'm not sure it makes as much of a difference as you might think.

hostess

Why would you saddle me with this stupid parrot? I have no idea what to do with it.

le_violon_blanc

Go to hell.

in_loveless_memory

Look just... can I enjoy a few days of peace without being thrown into something stupid?

It wouldn't kill you to give yourself a break from trying to KILL me.

Current Mood: cynical

seethelanterns

I'll miss him. A lot. But...maybe it's for the best, you know? He has his duty as Arthur's servant and helps keep Camelot safe. He can keep to that now.

ineuphony

I was happy to hear Soul's coming back until I found out what all of you were scheming. Now, I'm not so sure whether Soul being on the Thor is a good thing or a bad thing...

ex_medals553

I'm not a mutant, in case you couldn't tell. Not only that, but it's illegal to use mutant powers in Olympic competitions.

Some of us decide not to put on tights and capes and beat people up. Even though we're exceptional.

repression

So we're finally doing this, huh? It seems like I've been sitting around doing nothing forever. It's been excruciating.

I guess this place doesn't seem that bad. It looks boring, but I guess it could get interesting.

And he's there....

dressup

It has been such a long time since the last time we have spoken to each other, but it is still nice to see you again. It's lovely that you are sending me to such a new place, especially one that is so little and cute! Ciel is there as well and I am positive that he will like some company.

Focus hard and do your best this week. I'm sure you can do it!

soapskating

It's about time, Mundane. Even your friend expected me here before you did. Funny how you only seem to lavish me with the attention I deserve when your life literally takes a turn for the chaotic, don't you think?

Redo the icons. Canon review a little. See about this real-life education business of yours so we have more time to focus on me (you're getting no help with scheduling, by the way, that's not my department) and then we'll see how it goes - and would it kill you to give me a little more free reign this time?

Ahh, but it does feel good to have a whole other medium in which to paint a picture of chaos! We'll see how long it takes the local population to try and oust me, as is rapidly becoming traditional.

Oh, and P.S. - here's your obligatory once-a-week complaint about having to share headspace with Her Royal Wet Blanket. Your human timetabling is getting to me. It's really quite irritating.

Current Mood: chipper

intruding

Whoa. I think you're jumping the gun here. It's been, what... two years, give or take, right? And now you're running on being all indignant. You're gonna burn out, man, and I'm not sure I'm gonna still be here when you do. We had some good times and everything, sure, but I don't know about this.

Besides... man, I'm gonna regret bringing this up, but Dean isn't there. Not... ah. See, I can't even get around saying 'my' Dean. Shut up. But seriously, that'd be weird for both of us, right? Cuz remembering him or not, I know we're gonna cross paths.

Hey, I'm just trying to tell you that this is a bad idea, alright? If you wanna do it, send somebody else, but not me. Okay? ... Okay? Cool.

- Toby

valuesnotlife

You are wise to show me courtesy, young maid. While I am far less temperamental than then sons of Odin, it means not that I am some pathetic harlot. Do not forget who in this partnership is the ruler of Niffleheim and who will soon come to acquire the immortal soul of the Thunder God. Forgetting events of such importance would cause great insult to me, child. You wish not to offend Hela, do you?

dashingrainbow

Uh, being human isn't so bad, but why do you have such an evil look about it?

Mun?

HEY! [FLAILS] I want to KNOW!

unpunnyandshellfish

What a stupid thing to think. Of course I'm not going to roll over and die in this headspace of yours.

Have to keep the show going somehow...even if it means doing it through someone with such a severe case of no-sense-of-humor. You should get that checked you know! I think they have a shot for it.

You really need it, that's for sure.

better_than_the_original

Well, it certainly looks like a hell of a situation. Nothing I can't handle, though.

Then there's the matter of Dana being there, so at least I'd have someone to talk to. You know how bad I am with people, otherwise. Probably be better to let her do introductions, if I did end up there...

So, what do you think? Should we give it a go? You've still got a shit-load of writing to do, if this is going to work out.

hornblower

What escapes my understanding is your inability to write a short note announcing my inevitable fate. You've been preparing for this since the month before last.

Have you truly made up your mind or are you merely convincing yourself that you have?

sonofkulelna

[ Five year old Bakura is clutching a carved wooden giraffe in both hands. ]

After this week... I'm going away again, aren't I?

character_box

So you really should go ahead and buy the movie. It's five bucks, that's pocket change even for normal people. Yeah, okay, I know what you said, all your conditions for giving me a real journal and letting me rock TVK's world. Better job, laptop, etc. etc. etc. I can respect that. Negotiation is an important part of every business relationship.

But come on. David's looking into this. I'm looking into this. It's gonna happen. Just a matter of time. So grab the movie, throw on some Sabbath, and let's get this party started!

No need to waste one of my regains on Dummy, by the way. I'm good. Really.

polyturtle

. . .

[For the fifth or sixth time in his life, Donatello is speechless at this action of his mun's. He thought she could not get any lower. He thought the plot in the game he's already in were the lowest she could go.

Judging by the look of horror, clearly Donatello has not been in this mun's headspace long enough. Because she totally went there.]

needtoknowyouknow

I'm not going back there; I hope you're capable of understanding that. You've had that application sitting around for how long now and you haven't done so much as glance at it.

Now if you would kindly leave me be, I would greatly appreciate it.

bruxisms

Have you taken complete leave of your senses?!

likeapoison

Ohhh, man. Ohhh, man. Hey mun, I know you're big on hoping for good outcomes with us, but this doesn't look good. I have a red text bubble. That's Carnage's color, right?

Shouldn't you be a little more concerned about something besides text bubbles, Tox? Like where I am?

I dunno, pops, but it probably ain't good. Maybe you should try the happy thoughts, like the mun. But I'm pretty sure me looking and talking like Carnage ain't a real good sign.

And you should stop thinking about this. Mun? Just quit refreshing the fanpages for discussion for a day or so. They'll eventually get the background to all...this filled in. I hope.

Oh, yeah. 'Cause being off the radar for a couple years then coming back worked out real well for Hybrid and Scream.

Be quiet, Toxin. You're not helping.

troublemakes

Oh, you are a quaint little thing, aren't you? Full of ideas that are naught but maybes and considerations thrown out almost as soon as they appear, childish dreams pinned against hope. You should tread carefully: dream and hope might play at being the best of friends, but the one would betray the other as soon as opportunity presents itself, and opportunity is nothing if not fond of making an appearance.

—Still, you need not worry about dissuasion on my part. I've much to finish and, ah, set to rights. Interruptions and distractions are the boon of the idle and the unfocussed, and I assure you I am neither.

a_sharp_wit

Must we return to this idea of yours every so often? I do appreciate the effort you have invested in this cause, as well as your stubborn fondness for it. However it should be quite clear by now that none of the parties mentioned in your little scheme - Mr. Darcy or myself - wish much to do with said scheme.

Your energies would be better directed towards these stories and books you so wish to write, I would think. [She murmurs in a lower tone now.] Or at the very least it might keep your attention in another direction for some length of time.

minetodecide

Hoooo....So you DID find a somewhere to put me....I still have my doubts. I know how you spend your day, a lot of doing nothing after work is done. Don't forget to do that app, there's a few days before they open apps so just get it done before then. (Though you really don't inspire a lot of faith in me.)

starmanchild

You don't have the wherewithal to play me for any length of time, mun.

Not that the idea of being on a spaceship with some form of humanoid-like HAL 9000 from The Discovery isn't intriguing, but I'm rather beyond all that now.

Besides, you have other characters up here to let out. I'm fine. It took me a while to get used to be immaterial and abandoning any form, you know; this is really is not a good idea.

nodeviations

You're really intent on figuring out what makes me tick, aren't you?

Fine, two can play at this game. You know I love seeing who's better at their respective skills. We'll see who comes out on top.

Though, I must warn you, I have an unfair advantage. I'm already inside your head.

pallid

You again.

This time you seem serious....I do not understand you. Why won't you leave me alone? Why won't you leave me be?

I don't understand your fascination with me. One day you bring me out, and the next day I'm put back in my place on the shelf to gather dust. Your fickleness is a nuisance. You're a nuisance.

I prefer the dust.

Are you truly serious about filling out this application in my stead? Do you honestly think you have it in you to do it?

weavings

Just because I'm more — what was your word? Sociable? — than that other character of yours does not mean I want to leave behind everyone I love on a whim!

I have no interest in becoming involved with the politics of another land, not again. Surely there must be someone else out there who is willing to serve your purpose. I have duties in Emelan, and I will not allow you to tell me what I can or cannot do.

Yours sincerely,
Lady Sandrilene fa Toren

brushwork

[Intently staring at his writer.

It's been a while.
Now you wanna dust him off?
We going somewhere, mun??]

hispalehorse

Is this really necessary?

I get that you're bored. I do. I'm bored too, sittin' around, rusting and all.

But can't you do something less... ridiculous? Even goin' outside with pants on your head would be an improvement!

C'mon. Anything but this. Geeze, you are the king of dorks!

stillhastrustissues

...yes, okay, I can't say I have anything against the idea of seeing a familiar face that hasn't somehow become incredibly awkward to live with. We'd even be more help than hindrance if they did turn up by now. Barring the fact that technically I'm not supposed to like the idea of anyone else being stuck here, of course.

I'm just not very attached to being your advertisement.

[ john no stop being a bitch ] You're more than welcome to take it up somewhere else.

filled_with_pride

What is it that you want? This isn't the best time to ask for an audience with me. [He sighs heavily, dropping his head forward.] I think you know that. [His gaze takes on a sharper edge.] So what do you have to tell me?

behind_blueyes

--yeah, me either, babe. What the hell. Missed me that much, didja? Eh, flattering, I reckon.

Well, might as well make the best of it, huh? Meander around, see what's to see, stir up some ~~trouble~~ fun somewhere, kill some shit.

Take your time, babe; I got a six pack and a fridge full'a munchies. I'll be here when ya make up your mind.

Current Mood: calm

unbends

You. You.

There is no battle between us, and if there is, it is far too premature. You are simply a minor obstacle in the greater scheme of this fight for equality.

I've no time to waste on such small things. I have many other things to attend to, and you are not one of them.

thenightsurgeon

Your ad looks and sounds like something out of a GeneCo Surgery of the Month Catalogue.

...Yes, be proud.

[Shrug Shrug. Dude, it's good copy.]

t34l_just1c3

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yankeedoodle

I'm happy to be here, Miss, and I promise not to let you down if you take a chance on me.

Though if I have permission to speak freely, I have to admit that you're kinda overthinking things a little. There's nothing wrong with having a goal and going after it. I think you'll do a great job wherever you decide to send me. Just keep up that positive attitude, I'll be in your corner cheering for you the whole way.

totallysquid

[Guess who this is.

No really, guess.

Here's a hint.]

Robot porn.

[The resemblance is totally uncanny.

This right here is the One True Squid.]

help_things_grow

Hello Human!

It is so very good to meet you! But..do I have to live in this thing? Isn't there a tree, or bush or..even some small weed I could have? This com-pu-ter isn't alive...it's..metal and plastic.
If yo don't have a tree, I can make one grow! Magi says I'm getting very good at it!

antlered

On one hand, I'm flattered, especially given your aversion to these sorts of games, but on the other hand...Really? And with Stannis and the Lannisters of all people. At least do your very best to find Loras to send after me. You know how much I like to be comfortable in these sorts of situations.

dialtonefromhell

Hey, mun, you're one of those ugly otaku-types, huh? Try going outside, loser.

Everyone reading this is a total loser, too. Don't these people have friends? Oh, wait, you're all a bunch of geeks, so of course you don't. Why don't all you freaks go do something instead of wasting everyone's time by living through fictional characters?

I can't believe how pathetic you all are. It's like some kind of joke. The term 'creepy fan' was made for all of you. Go back to tumblr and reblog something, freaks.

multi_armed_and_dangerous

Listen up, all you mindless cretins! Otto Octavius, your intellectual superior has arrived! More than that, I have been restored to the prime of my youth and vigor.

As I am no longer a pathetic dying shell of an invilid, I can resume my pervious goals of becoming supereme master of all and destroying all those who mocked my unparalleled genius which most of all means you, you accursed arachnid, where ever you are and Tony Stark. My first step on that quest, The City, which I shall rule upon a week of my arrival! All I need do is form a New Sinister Six and hold the place hostage with a neaclear device of my own design! And this time, DOCTOR OCTOPUS SHALL BE TRIUMPHANT!!!

a_budget_issue

So you're workin' for him now, big freakin' deal. You're ALSO workin' for me here, or at least you're supposed ta be.

Can't ya get me involved in a plot or something? I don't care how bad it is, the worse the better! Nobody's gonna pay attention to me if I just sit around doing nothing all day long. I only agreed to this in the first place cause you said it'd get more people to know about me.

sofluffay

You mean it? You really mean it munnie!? I'm going somewhere?

[She's dances around, giggling madly. But suddenly she stops.]

Wait. Margo and Edith are going too, right?

They're not?

[Oh yes. Tears are welling up in her eyes.]

No, no, no! I can't go without them! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

kryptonsbaby

Atta! [There's a little baby Kryptonian playing with a little red ball. He seems to be having fun.] Aboooooh.

mylittlechangeling

What's this? You think you can puppet me around? Sorry to say, but I'm the one that pulls the strings around here.

I don't know who you think you are, but the fact that you are even dreaming you can control me is cute.

If you persist in your plans to strip me of my powers and place me in a town where I will be considered nothing more than a common beast, you will pay dearly.

It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when and who. Hmmm? Shall I replace one of your parents? Or perhaps...? No, I shouldn't say, but I imagine you know exactly who I'm thinking of. Giving you false hope and then draining you of every drop of love shall be immensely satisfying.

I will be the last face you gaze upon when you die by my hooves. Mark my words.

Current Mood: infuriated

shilowallace

This happens every time! I know you always say, in all the profiles you write about me, that "she's not as willing to trust as she used to be" but M-fucking-Gz! I never learn, do I? Never!

blond_smartass

Mun, uhhh, it's not that I'm complaining but---

I think that was enough of memes, seriously. If I count right- those are ten bookmarked memes you tagged.

neji_hyuuga

Yes, I am flattered that you didn't left me in the dump with some other muses you have, but seriously- you need to focus a bit.

You moved to this... new place... that is not exactly new or different from previous one and now you want to, to use your eloquent terms, "spread me around".

What am I, a butter you can spread?

I don't get what are you trying to do with me, but do decide soon about it. I am getting impatient.

deadlydoctor

This next mission it's going to be a blast, I can tell already. Someone needs to teach that bug some manners, preferable before Saturday comes.

Stop with your foolish theories. ~~Saying that 'I am and awful Decepticon anyway' doesn't make the idea of joining the Autobots any more desirable.~~

thisisgoingtosuck

No it is not a going to be great if someone from some zombie filled verse responds to me at that place. HEY! STOP LINKING THINGS!

I am not fighting zombies, crazy killers are it, got it. Been there, done that, got the tee-shirt so stop thinking it.

I can't believe I am saying this but go finish the history and turn the application in, at least then I don't have to deal with brain eating creatures that should stay in video games.

Current Mood: annoyed

queenof_liars

This place isn't like the school at all... Strange, isn't it, considering that you have pulled me out here?

But alas, I should start to introduce myself...we won't get very far if we don't understand each other's names by then. My name is Celestia Ludenberg, but please call me Celes.
Pleased to make your accquaintance.

neptunia

Your obsession with retrieving other Atlanteans is getting tiring, particularly since the ones that you hold in mind are not from my Atlantis. While I do care about sea dwellers, whomever they maybe, perhaps you should focus on people from my kingdom and not some different Atlantis.

Especially these ones from "Disney".

.... On that note, please refrain from calling me the Little Mermaid. It's stupid.

I think we have issues.

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