mun finally finds time for one of her strongest voices

[soapskating]

It's about time, Mundane. Even your friend expected me here before you did. Funny how you only seem to lavish me with the attention I deserve when your life literally takes a turn for the chaotic, don't you think?

Redo the icons. Canon review a little. See about this real-life education business of yours so we have more time to focus on me (you're getting no help with scheduling, by the way, that's not my department) and then we'll see how it goes - and would it kill you to give me a little more free reign this time?

Ahh, but it does feel good to have a whole other medium in which to paint a picture of chaos! We'll see how long it takes the local population to try and oust me, as is rapidly becoming traditional.

Oh, and P.S. - here's your obligatory once-a-week complaint about having to share headspace with Her Royal Wet Blanket. Your human timetabling is getting to me. It's really quite irritating.

Comments

[honestapplejack]

[Have an Applejack of a different sort. She's not amused at seeing you again.]

[soapskating]

Ah, what a pleasant surprise. And how are opposable thumbs treating you?

[honestapplejack]

I never asked ta be like this. My mun did that. I'd rather be back in Equestria.

How'd ya get free anyway?

[fruity_puppeteer]

No worries, eventually our voices will prove far too loud for our muns to ignore.

Not to mention ravishing looks~

[soapskating]

And if not, we can always set up loudspeakers. And mirrors. I do love an old-fashioned mirror maze, don't you?

[fruity_puppeteer]

Don't forget turning the floor into a pool of raspberry milkshake.

[soapskating]

Just deep enough to wade in - and have it solidify if they take too long!

[lobster_tranny]

Why let a few minuscule trifles get in the way?

[Says the guy constantly foiled by three little girls.]

Slip away and when they least expect it make them pay!

[soapskating]

Now, now, a mundane with exams on all sides isn't one to surprise like that.

It's one to nag to breaking point and savour the breakdown slowly. Although tastes differ, I suppose.

[lobster_tranny]

Yes, yes, save them for later and bring the rest to their knees.

What a marvelous idea~

[soapskating]

And that's the way we do it in Equestria.

[cruel_kindness]

[Well, well, well. Look who we have here.]

Wow, I haven't seen you in forever. So how's being granite feel like?

[soapskating]

Likewise!

[Oh, he should have known this would happen. Then he could have looked forward to it.]

Well, aside from getting a crick in your neck, boredom is the only real problem. Why? Would you like to try it, Fluttershy?

[cruel_kindness]

[Oh, this is just too hilarious. Old Man thinks I'm you.
Um, that's... nice.
I'm going to play around with him a little.]

Oh, I'm not so sure I want to... But you seem really comfortable as a lawn ornament.

[soapskating]

Oh, relax, my dear - you know I don't do the stone thing.

[Flops back onto a colourful beach towel that just appeared out of nowhere and dons glittery blue shades.]

Well, that's the great thing about being a spirit. You're comfortable anywhere. Though I suppose now's as good a time as any to point out I don't seem to be made of stone at the moment.

[paranormal_physicist]

[P.K.E meter off the charts, looks like there's class 8 entity on his hands.]

Hmm? Your body structure appears serpentine and draconian, but only parts of you point to that, and your PKE energy is too powerful to be a chimera.

[soapskating]

Oh, I love a good guessing game! Keep trying - watching you try to work it out will be so entertaining.

[paranormal_physicist]

...I prefer to get straight to the point. From your mannerisms it's probably safe to assume you're some kind of trickster entity akin to Puck or Loki.

[Nice and boring. He and Discord are gonna be best friends.

[soapskating]

Wouldn't you believe it, you are dead on the money.

[Snaps his fingers. A pile of gold coins bubbles up from the ground beneath your feet. Pun!]

Although I will say those two are horrible company at pandimensional get-togethers. (Then again, aren't we all?)

[canihelpyou]

You like chaos that much?

[soapskating]

I live chaos. Why? Fancy a crash course?

[canihelpyou]

[Blinks] A crash what?

[shine_on_armor]

... Shouldn't you be a statue?

Meh. Doesn't really matter. Turn yourself in.

[soapskating]

I'm on holiday. [Pops on a pair of shades and a golf cap.]

Which I suppose explains why I didn't receive my invitation.

[shine_on_armor]

What are you talking about? We used you as a coat rack for the guests.