and then reserves were open.

[stillhastrustissues]

...yes, okay, I can't say I have anything against the idea of seeing a familiar face that hasn't somehow become incredibly awkward to live with. We'd even be more help than hindrance if they did turn up by now. Barring the fact that technically I'm not supposed to like the idea of anyone else being stuck here, of course.

I'm just not very attached to being your advertisement.

[ john no stop being a bitch ] You're more than welcome to take it up somewhere else.

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[deduce]

I would never have guessed you'd become the poster boy for an island obsessed with sex. Congratulations, you've even surprised me.

[stillhastrustissues]

Oh, be quiet. You're out here helping, aren't you.

[ Sherlock, I'm just saying

Three Continents Watson. You are onto something. ]

[deduce]

_{[ Whatever, whatever. Isn't it more impressive to turn a supposedly straight man towards the oh so enticing allure of homosexuality? Because Sherlock certainly thinks so. ]}

I like to think of it as mocking, but you can continue to see it as helping if it eases you through the experience.

[stillhastrustissues]

[ B| ]

Don't think I'm above it, Sherlock. [ MAYBE I WILL JUST BLAME EVERYTHING ON YOU HOW ABOUT THAT ]

[deduce]

What can I say? You're practically a natural.

_{[ Blame what on Sherlock? Keeping John alive? Sure, he'll take the blame for that. :| ]}

[stillhastrustissues]

Yes, I'll get to work on the brochures, shall I?

[ AND ALSO VOLCANOES. :| ]

[deduce]

Be sure to print the bunny guide off. It'll bring you a huge boost in profits.

_{[ john, don't deny how much you enjoy sherlock being on that island with you. :| ]}

[stillhastrustissues]

I'm more fond of the deer, myself. Rabbits just make for a bad joke of it.

[deduce]

You have absolutely no eye for art.

[stillhastrustissues]

Art.

It's a cartoon bunny! [ Why are you even. ]

[deduce]

Well, what would you call it?

[stillhastrustissues]

A... cartoon bunny? A drawing? I haven't exactly considered it at length.

[deduce]

Both of which can be defined as being art.

[stillhastrustissues]

[ Welp. John sure

Doesn't

Curr. ]

Are you making this a debate just to have a debate about something?

[deduce]

_{[ HUFF THIS IS IMPORTANT BUSINESS JOHN. ]}

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[stillhastrustissues]

Oh, I'm sure.

[deduce]

I wouldn't be too smug if I were you. I happen to have it on good authority that the 'thread' happening in your journal at the moment might just become our reality further down the line.

[stillhastrustissues]

...

Or, better idea, it could not do that.

[deduce]

I don't think luck is on our side.

[stillhastrustissues]

What, you believe in luck? [ Sherlock, you're putting it up to luck?

John will obviously have to take matters into his own hands. Fetch his revolver. ]

[deduce]

_{[ He just smiles. ]}

No, but I happen to know that my mun does.

[stillhastrustissues]

And congratulations to her for it. [ Maybe it's possible to jailbreak from a human skull... ]

[deduce]

I wouldn't be rude to her. She's the instigator out of the two.

[stillhastrustissues]

I'm not being rude. When am I ever the rude one between the two of us? [ mycroft doesn't count because you are just as bad with him shut up ]

[deduce]

Quite often, actually.

_{[ just depends on what you consider rude. 8| ]}

[stillhastrustissues]

I'll ask around about it sometime.