Live-action Blood Brothers!Hela, anyone?

[valuesnotlife]

You are wise to show me courtesy, young maid. While I am far less temperamental than then sons of Odin, it means not that I am some pathetic harlot. Do not forget who in this partnership is the ruler of Niffleheim and who will soon come to acquire the immortal soul of the Thunder God. Forgetting events of such importance would cause great insult to me, child. You wish not to offend Hela, do you?

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[kinglaufey]

[ Laufey here will just look from afar with vague entertainment. Oh to be young again. ]

Make not your boast so openly, Hela.

[valuesnotlife]

Ah, Laufey, King of the Frost Giants.

[In a cloud of smoke, Hela's far too close to the King for any living being's comfort.]

Tell not Hela to watch her tongue, as with a single touch of my hand, I could render you one of my subjects, My dear King.

[kinglaufey]

Your threats are unnecessary. [ Hela, his ancestors hail from what is now yours, you know this yes? He recalls no rift beteen what is his and what is yours. ]

I think only for the subject of your plan.

[valuesnotlife]

[True, there is no rift, but her impatience towards your son is growing. Do tell him to hurry along with Thor's soul.]

The subject of my plan shan't be challenged, unless your son, Lord of Asgard, fails me, King of the Frost Giants. He shall deliver unto me the soul of the Thunder God, and when he does so, there shall be no longer a need for threats.

[kinglaufey]

[ Oh really. Loki promised this, did he? An interesting turn of events. He's not strong enough but. He is smart enough. This should be good. ]

Patience. [ Further read as: Father, yes. Guide to how to live: no. One learns best experiencing. But: ] I'll forward the concern.

[ Sarcasm debatable. ]

[valuesnotlife]

I have been far more than patient, dear King.

[The ever composed Goddess' eyes narrow and her lips purse in a livid frown.] I have not a drop of patience left for Loki Laufeyson. So, I recommend you do forward the concern, as so that Loki may have warning for when I come for his soul and not that of his brother's.

[kinglaufey]

[ There is a single huff of laughter. You think Loki will listen to Laufey, you're hilarious Hela. He was raised an Aesir with full Jotun blood. Kid couldn't find his way out of a paper bag. Not his fault but. The fact remains. ] Why did make promise?

[valuesnotlife]

[She was hoping the two of you could have a Father-Son talk and play baseball, finished off with frosty chocolate milkshakes.]

He had everything prepared, of course. I overestimated his ability to finish what he begins, though that is no excuse for his failings.

[Read: Trusted him for .005 seconds.]

[kinglaufey]

[ Bad move, Hela. He would know. The next time he sees Gungnir, let him tell you. It's going up someone's ass. ]

I would take it up with the one who raised him improperly. [ This little grin of his. ]

[valuesnotlife]

[She was bored and Loki was King. It seemed like a really good idea at the time.]

Or shall I take my concerns up with the one who raise him not at all? [Snap! ...Only Hela doesn't snap, because when you're death itself, you have people to snap for you.]

[kinglaufey]

[ Oh, this again. His grin is not falling dear maybegranddaughter. He knows something you don't know. And hates it, generally, but death sedates people for some reason. ]

Oh, Hela. You are misinformed.

omg a Hela <3

[bringer_of_sorrow]

Hela. You are looking well.


[ooc; I know Hela's parentage is dubious in Blood Brothers. But I couldn't resist tagging her with Angrboda.]

Mama! <33

[valuesnotlife]

Age affects not the dead, dear Giantess.

[ooc: It's no problem! Hela needs her possible Mama!]

[bringer_of_sorrow]

I would think not, especially given when one rules over the souls of the dead.


And how does the Ruler of Niffleheim fare besides awaiting the arrival of the Thunderer?

[ooc; :|b D'aww, it's been ages since she has spoken to any of her offspring in any incarnation. Though she was giving Loki a hard time for calling them myth earlier.]

[valuesnotlife]

She fares not. Without that soul within my collection, there is little to do. The Lord of Asgard has proven himself incompetent and, so, my realms remain full to bursting with souls whom their dear Lord has failed.

[ooc: possible Daddy, y u no love your daughter? Look what she's made of herself!]

[bringer_of_sorrow]

He was not always so unstable or prone to incompetency. It is unfortunate where his obsessions have led him.

[ooc; Apparently he's embarrassed by them all. :| Angrboda does not approve of that reason.]

[valuesnotlife]

I care not for sympathy, Angrboda, as I care not for whom the Liesmith was. He has sworn a token to me and I shall claim said token. I will show no mercy to man nor king who stands in my path of obtaining Thor's eternal soul.

[ooc: Loki is the worst Daddy since Odin. And that's saying something.]

[bringer_of_sorrow]

Knowing him in the ways that I do, I very much doubt he will follow through on his promise. His brother defines him whether he admits to it or not.

[ooc; Like father, like son? LOL!]

[valuesnotlife]

Then what use is he to me? I might as well do away with him if he intends not to honour his promise to me.

[ooc: Pfft /gigglesnort.]

[bringer_of_sorrow]

Oh he likely believes that he will honor it, but the Liesmith lies to himself more than anyone else. That is one aspect of him that can always be counted upon.

Do as you will with him, Hela. [Her sympathy only goes so far, when it comes to Loki as he is his own worst enemy.]

[valuesnotlife]

Again, Giantess, I have no need to hear dainty words. If Thor's soul is not delivered, it shall be an insult to me and my rule. Loki may be foolish, but he is not so foolish as to cross me. Though, should he attempt to squirm his way out of his oath, I will make it so that he never has the opportunity to do so, again.

[Hela, on the other hand, has no time for sympathy, even for someone who, in other incarnations, is her dearest, darling Father.]

[bringer_of_sorrow]

Then you should prepare for the inevitable failure on his part and the punishment that will come.

[She's not even going to sugarcoat it. She knows he won't be able to make delivery on that promise.]

[beguilement]

And who could forget something like that?

[valuesnotlife]

A foolish Lord of Asgard who swears tokens he does not deliver?

[beguilement]

Patience. Perhaps the time is just not right.

[valuesnotlife]

Tell me, Lord of Asgard, when shall the time be right?

[beguilement]

When the time is just that. Right. [ :) ]

[valuesnotlife]

[Does Hela have to choke a bitch? Because, at this rate, it sounds like bitch choking is gonna happen.]

Do not play games with me, Loki Laufeyson. Perhaps I have been too merciful with you and you require a reminded of whom, precisely, I am.

[beguilement]

[ No, no. Don't be silly!! That won't be necessary. ]

And why would you think I need a reminder of who you are?

[spiderhorse]

[:(]

[valuesnotlife]

[omg, go away, your possible-sis doesn't want to see youuuuu >:(]

[spiderhorse]

[BUT I LOVE YOU

He shuffles four feet against the ground, extending his neck to smell her. Come here, you.]