One Pony Rampage

[starswirl_the_awesome]

Wait what do you mean you want to play me? I don't get it. I don't think I've ever heard play used in that kind of connotation before. Do you mean 'play a game'? or 'Play as in trick'? But it doesn't seem to make much sense if you're telling me about tricking me before you actually do it.

Oh you want me to be in a game? Outside of Equestria? But how can I study magic if I leave Equestria. Also, you know, it's dangerous out there! I have my friends here and I'm staying put.

What do you mean I have no choice?

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[brokethefourthwall]

What are you talking about, Twilight? Games are so much fun~!

[starswirl_the_awesome]

Well games that involve leaving Equestria? I don't know, that just sounds dangerous. Besides all that wedding planning set me back on my studies and if I don't catch up soon it really will be a disaster.

[brokethefourthwall]

Just bring your books with you, silly!

[I mean, how hard is it to transport an entire library between dimensions, anyway?]

[starswirl_the_awesome]

I can't bring the entire library with me. [Not everyone can do Pinkie physics, you know.] I'd have to pick and choose, and how will I know what books to bring? And what if I bring the wrong ones? Or what if I bring the right ones but have to cross reference it with a book I left behind or what if I--

[gasp]

Lose one!

It's just too big a risk!

[friendyousohard]

If it helps, it's possible you'll be able to still study, depending on where your mun takes you.

Though... that might be the least of your problems.

Also, before you ask, yes I am you, no I'm not from the future, no I'm not a changeling, and I'm pretty sure this has to do with the Multiverse theory.

1/3

[starswirl_the_awesome]

[Give her a second]

2/3

[starswirl_the_awesome]

[Better make that two seconds]

[starswirl_the_awesome]

But you can't be me. Sorry, but that's just not possible. It's obvious because I'm a pony, and you're...a [looks you up and down] Semi-hairless ape. But that's okay! I mean, the resemblance is quite uncanny and we have the same ma-- well, hair.

[deletion_comp]

Muns are interfering like that. Mine has pulled me away from my directive of eliminating all digital life.

If you are lucky, you will run across members of your own world.

[starswirl_the_awesome]

Umm. Thank you for that lovely bit of information, Mrs. ... or Mr. ...

[And she's sincere about this though the eliminating all digital life doesn't sound...pleasant.]

[deletion_comp]

I'm the Master Computer of DELETION, whose directive is to eliminate all lifeforms connected to digital matter in the multiverse. I'm genderless, but my voice is identified as male.

[starswirl_the_awesome]

[Well that really doesn't sound very nice at all.]

Why would you want to do something like that?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Alas, we are but puppets. Trixie has been greatly displeased from the very moment she was taken here.

[starswirl_the_awesome]

[Twilight's sure she isn't the only one...]

Taken where exactly?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[And she instantly gets theatrical.]

The Great and Powerful Trixie hath been ripped from her home in Everfree and flung into a ship that is able to travel from planet to planet! She now traverses the very domain of Princess Luna! She is participating in a game that is Mostly Harmless, where she will no doubt gain the fame she rightly deserves!

[Dramatic pose, and fireworks.]

[starswirl_the_awesome]

Uh...huh. Try not to get yourself [or anyone else] into too much trouble while you're over there.

[cruel_kindness]

[Have a Fluttershy sort of snickering at you. Wait... This can't be Fluttershy... can it?]

If you worry too much, your mane will fall out.

[starswirl_the_awesome]

F...Fluttershy?

[No wait..she knows this Fluttershy. She must be from a different time period all together or... Well in either case, Twilight can try to be cheerful.]

Nope. It used to do that but then I found this really great mane shampoo. Now it just gets kind of curly when I'm stressed.

[cruel_kindness]

Fluttercruel. 'Shy's here with me.

[Didn't you notice the helping hand cutie mark? ...Or the scars?]

That was me telling you not to worry.

[starswirl_the_awesome]

[Fluttercruel? Oh boy. Twilight is not entirely sure how to handle this one.]

Um, well thank you. That was very kind. [I think]

[shine_on_armor]

Believe me, Twily, non of us are happy about this.

1/2

[starswirl_the_awesome]

B.B.B.F.F!

[Wow! Is she happy to see you!]

[But wait a second...]

2/2

[starswirl_the_awesome]

Why are you here? And what about Cadance? I guess I should ask where are you? Is everything okay?

Re: 2/2

[shine_on_armor]

I'm not in a game yet. Neither is Cadence. Don't worry, Twily.

-->Can spell names well apparently u.u

[starswirl_the_awesome]

Oh, that's good. You two should enjoy your honeymoon. As for me, even though I'm sort of excited to explore other places, I'm a little nervous, too. I hope it's nowhere, too horrible. I might end up somewhere that hasn't even heard of books.

[It's almost too bleak to think about!]