On being a muse and muns interest in apping at ink_city (Canon is The Last Unicorn)

[cantbethelast]

[For those who believe in magic, they will see a beautiful Unicorn, who though she seems old and a bit tired is no less brave and strong.]

What do you wish to accomplish with this endeavor?

Do you really think that you can succeed in keeping me?

Or is it instead that you, like every other maiden, wishes to be graced by one such as myself, to validate some fragment of your existence?

I do not care for you wishes, and of this place you want to send me, it is quest doomed to failure, you must understand that. I am beyond anything you can know. I am one of the immortal, one of the magic ones, you can not hope to hold me.

[For those who have lost their belief in magic, or never had any, she appears to be nothing more then a lovely mare, whinnying.]

Comments

[melon_lord]

[For those who are blind, she appears to be a four-hoofed creature that talks.]

Whoa... what are you?

[cantbethelast]

I am a Unicorn.

[She paws the ground slightly with one hoof, a little agitated, but she can't blame the human for her blindness.]

[melon_lord]

Oooh, a Unicorn, huh...

[Toph makes a show of trying to flip through her mental list of animals, but well... considering her world doesn't even have typical normal animals, she has no idea what a unicorn is.]

What's a Unicorn?

[cantbethelast]

I am a unicorn, we are beyond what can be captured in words... but I will allow you to learn what I am for yourself.

[She slides closer to the blind girl, within touching reach.]

[sweet_riiiiims]

[What is magic? This giant robot only knows SCIENCE in all caps.]

I think this pony is broken.

[cantbethelast]

A pony?! Of all the rude, crass-! Not even a horse, which is degrading enough but a pony!

[All Knock Out will see is her tossing her head about and whinnying in a very upset manner.]

[jack_you_up]

Immortal? I admit you do kinda look like one o' the princesses, but there's somethin' off here.

[cantbethelast]

Yes, Immortal. I am a unicorn, I don't see how I would be anything like any princess.

[jack_you_up]

It's that the only immortals I know of are Princesses Celestia an' Luna. [Don't forget Discord]

And since when does bein' a unicorn mean yer immortal? Last time I checked neither Twilight or Rarity are immortal.

[cantbethelast]

I do not know any Celestia, or Luna, but unicorns such as my self are as old as time, and do not simply die or fade away, we are forever, so long as we are left in peace.

[waitingforthecatbus]

[Cool story bro ]

[...Yawn~]

[cantbethelast]

[Are you really just going to ignore her like that, such rude creatures here.]

[ex_evilly919]

... PONY!!

[cantbethelast]

I am not a pony, I am a unicorn, why is it so few people can truly see me anymore?

[That is the sound of a frustrated mare whinnying at you.]

[spiderhorse]

[And for those giant horses of myth, she appears to be a tiny horse with a horn coming out of her head, and also? Really really pretty.

You are immortal?]

[cantbethelast]

Of course I'm immortal, all unicorns are, we do not simply die away as mortal things do.

[tree_puncher]

[For those that come from a realm that sorta has magic in it... Totally hears the Unicorn speak.]

Umm... I hate to brake it to you... But Mundanes equally don't seem to care for your wishes too. They mostly just do what they want... And fail or win at what they try or wish to do. Our feelings are almost never taken into account, from what I understand. At lest that's how my relationship goes with my own Mun.

[cantbethelast]

Well my, mun, or whatever she is called, had best not try and force me. I am grater then she is, and she knows it.

[tree_puncher]

Yeah, well still, that might be more your Mun trying to get the hang of your character.

Or the Mun's trying to make you think your in control... When you're really not.

Then again this might just be the rambles of an odd Blocky Man who doesn't know as much as he thinks he does about this Realm we're all stuck in.

[cantbethelast]

You seem to lack the understanding that I am exactly what I say I am. She can not hope to control me any more then that witch did, as the harpy was the end of that one so shall some force that should have been left untouched be the end of this one.

[tree_puncher]

I'm not so sure... My understanding of how this place works is that the Mun's do have some level of control over us Muses.

And I have no idea what you mean with that "I am exactly what I say I am" bit means... So um yeah...

[cantbethelast]

I cannot believe that. No human, no mortal will ever have that level of power over me. That is as preposterous as the idea of all the Unicorns but me having gone from the world.

I am exactly what I say I am, I am a Unicorn, I am immortal, I am timeless, I am magic. These things are true and cannot be denied.

You seem to be doing a great job with The Last Unicorn's character.

[tree_puncher]

From what I understand it's a power over us that we might never fully even be aware of or even really understand...

And far as I know "Unicorns" never where even added in my Realm to begin with... Nor I think there are any plans for Jeb_ to add them. So take that what you will.

Immortal? What does that mean? Is it something to do with death and respawning?

[Steve? is trying to help... Even though what he says doesn't seem like it.]

Thank you, it means a lot to hear that.

[cantbethelast]

It shall be left to be seen, when the time comes, what power she may or may not have over me.

Unicorns have never existed? How can that be? Regardless of my... mun's prattling on 'other worlds' and other existences I do not see any way for this to be possible, if Unicorns have never existed then how am I here now?

[She is going to conveniently ignore everything else for the matter of 'no Unicorns']

Though, I've not seen the movie... Still think you're doing a great job.

[tree_puncher]

I didn't say they don't exist... Just never did in my realm is all... We all come form different realms from what I understand how this place works.

[Steve? hopes the Unicorn will understand this... Cause Steve? isn't the best at explaining stuff.]

Even so, thank you.

[cantbethelast]

I do not think you understand, we either exist, or we do not, there is no partway for us.

Your welcome /smile

[tree_puncher]

But, there are endless realms out there... Each set up their own way with amazing differences... At lest that's what I think there is going by what little my Mun's told me.

So there could be realms where you don't exist in and realms that you do exist in?

<3

[cantbethelast]

I... no, that simply can not be possible. It can't be like that.

[She starts acting very panic-y.]

I only fear what horror tuching the Wall will do to The Last Unicorn, now... *evil grin*

[tree_puncher]

Umm.... It is? Please don't panic... It's not a big deal?

[Steve? has no idea what to do, but like always he's trying to help his fellow Muse.]

we will have to see... won't we?

[cantbethelast]

It is a "big deal". We either are or we aren't Unicorns are not creatures of variable states of existence!

[And with that she is going to run off, having gotten too overwhelmed.]

True that, I'll be lurking and waiting. XD

[tree_puncher]

[And at that, Steve? follows trying to catch up... But he's max speed is totally nowhere near the sprint of a Magical Unicorn.]