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[floralprophecy]

What-what-what do you mean I should learn pole-dancing from Fai!!???

I will do no such thing! It's completely inappropriate and improper!!

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[toxickiss]

Well, if you want to join the lessons, I have a beginners class as well. Fai... picks up faster.

I wouldn't worry about poledancing being 'improper' or anything like that, either. It's when you're stripping that it crosses those lines. There's competition for the dancing by itself.

[floralprophecy]

I-I-Thank you very much for the offer, Miss. But I have no intention of learning!

... it isn't?

[toxickiss]

What's wrong with dance in general, hm? Everything's about context, and pole dancing can be taken like a sport and competition like all other dances. It's more a mix of that and gymnastics.

For proper grip, it'd require fitted tank tops and shorts, but it's easier for beginners that way.

[floralprophecy]

There's nothing wrong with dancing. I do enjoy dancing. [With his flowers when he's completely alone.] And I did learn ballroom dancing as a child but this...

That's the problem! The attire one is required to wear is much too... much too... revealing!

[toxickiss]

Ballroom dancing is... different.

[She'll shrug a little.]

It's a beginner's suggested attire because it's harder to keep and adjust one's grip on the pole with clothes on. The better you get, while the clothes are best fitted the more clothed you can be. I can wear a suit while dancing, for example.

[sexysunglassess]

[ Excuse him while he laughs so he fall out of the chair he's sitting in. ]

[floralprophecy]

[You are going to die.

Go! Attack vines!]

[sexysunglassess]

[ He was so occupied with laughing that he barely was able to dodge. ]

Don't be so mad, now. [ But he's still laughing. ] You can show us all when you've learned it.

[floralprophecy]

[Continues attacking!]

I won't be learning this!

[sexysunglassess]

[ And he just can't stop laughing, the little Bishop's reaction is so hilarious. ]

Why not?

[dollfreak]

Lab, what exactly are you up to over there?

*glomps!*

[floralprophecy]

Castor!!

It-it's not what it looks like!

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[dollfreak]

I'm not quite sure. What have you been doing, Lab?

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[floralprophecy]

I haven't been doing anything! It's all my mun's fault!

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[dollfreak]

Is that so? It does seem as if there has been happening at least something.

Sob. What have I done?

[youthoughtiwasserious]

You should give it a chance, Labrador-kun~ It's really rather fun.

This is all your fault!

[floralprophecy]

I don't want to!

asdfghj I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I SWEAR.

[youthoughtiwasserious]

Don't be bashful~! It's not as attractive as you think it is~

You put the idea in the mun's head!

[floralprophecy]

I'm not bashful... [so is]

... well, I asked Castor and he says he would like to see it... so I guess it's okay to learn a little.

I did nothing of the sort.

[youthoughtiwasserious]

See~? I told you it was a good idea~ Perhaps he'll appreciate it more than Kuro-poo did.

[teach_me_to_be_a_hero]

[She glares.]

You just gave my mun a horrid, horrid idea. It's bad enough what she comes up with on her own, she doesn't need any help.

[floralprophecy]

I'm sorry, Miss Rose!

... what idea?

[teach_me_to_be_a_hero]

It is quite alright.

Oh just her planning for the next event.

[floralprophecy]

The next event...

... she's going to make you do... that dance??

[teach_me_to_be_a_hero]

Oh by the Gods, I hope not. She'll hopefully stick me with something normal. Like a waltz, royalty knows how to waltz.