We're all weird

[totallysquid]

[Guess who this is.

No really, guess.

Here's a hint.]

Robot porn.

[The resemblance is totally uncanny.

This right here is the One True Squid.]

Comments

[hailthenarc]

YOU GET OUT.

IMPOSTER.

HELP. POLICE. MURDER.

I WANT MY LAWYER.

[pectoralmutt]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

[G:KDNJSGKDLNGD:LA ALL THE MENTAL KEYMASHING.]

[hailthenarc]

FUCKING BULLSHIT THAT'S WHAT.

[pectoralmutt]

LET US KILL IT AND GNAW ON ITS INNARDS.

[hailthenarc]

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN TO ME.

[totallysquid]

So much violence.

I think we should all just forget robot porn and live in a world filled with love and peace.

That is the true way of the Squid.

[hailthenarc]

YOU ARE NOT ME. GET OUT. GET OOOOUT.

Love and peace has NO PLACE HERE.

[pectoralmutt]

ENOUGH TALKING LET'S EAT!

[youlivetoserveme]

[That means he gets to eat now right?]

[anonasu]

I think somebody illegally cloned you, Squidro.

[hailthenarc]

[sobbing so much oh god why]

[anonasu]

Hey hey, it's ok. We'll get to the bottom of this, by george. [shooosh, pap.]

[hailthenarc]

Why meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[anonasu]

I don't knowwwwwwwwwww. [shoooooooooooosh shoosh shoosh]

[hailthenarc]

[craaiiiiiii]

[anonasu]

[... hugs?]

[hailthenarc]

[koala cling]

[anonasu]

[hugs!]

<3

[totallysquid]

[/takes strength from your tears]

[ladybookbat]

[Purrrrrrpurrrrrr]

Don't worry, Babby, you can punch the imposter any time you like.

[hailthenarc]

But I'm tiiiirrrreeed.

[ladybookbat]

I can scratch him, if you like.
Then you can punch him.
And then Shredder will finally have his calamari.

[hailthenarc]

Hrnnngggg efforrrrt

[ladybookbat]

Then we just skip to the Shredder eating the imposter, that works too.

[anonasu]

I don't believe you.

[totallysquid]

You must believe me.

You have no other choice.

[anonasu]

Nope. I roll to disbelieve.

[ladybookbat]

Not enough 'FUCKSHITFUCKFUCKFUCK' to be real.

[totallysquid]

I've sworn off swearing.

Trufax.

[ladybookbat]

Oh, then a squid, but not a Squid.

[worry_me]

[ALSKDJFALKSDFJ MONSTER.

Don't mind Santa here, he'll just be hiding. Forever.]

[hailthenarc]

THAT IS NOT ME DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THEY SAY. I AM THE SQUID.

[worry_me]

[AKSDJFKL THERE'S TWO OF THE MONSTERS. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.]

[stupidkitty]

Robot Porn...?

[goldude]

I will kill the world if game: ink_city becomes canon: ink_city.

[totalhammertime]

There are some things that just shouldn't ever be thought of...

[goldude]

Yes. Like what's happening right now at the top of this entry.

[totallysquid]

[Lol Labo, catch me if you can!]

[anonasu]

Gotcha.

[totallysquid]

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME LABO

[ladybookbat]

HAY LADY WITH THE HAIR AND THE TENTACLES.

[totallysquid]

CURSES