Mun just replayed 'Igglybuff the Prodigy'

[perfect_apples]

I don't know why you're getting so emotional about it, mun. I mean, why would it make you sad to think that no pokémon is truly bad? Is it because humans do a lot of bad things, too?

Well, humans are just a different kind of pokémon, right? So naturally they can't be truly bad, either! Even the ones that seem really evil and super-bad are just misguided, confused. Maybe they don't understand things as well, or maybe they were really hurt and just need hugs.

Everyone could use more hugs, after all. ♪

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oh god that game was so good

[heardyoucall]

My mundane thinks you should start paying the guild-members more for their work.

Whatever that means.

this is like my fifth time starting from scratch

[perfect_apples]

...Chatot takes care of the finances. You'd have to talk to him.

Besides, the true payment of guild apprenticeship is the friends you make, the experiences you have, and the fun of exploring! ♪

[heardyoucall]

You're the Guildmaster. You should tell Chatot to stop taking everything from people actually going out and doing work.

[Sanzo honestly doesn't care, but his mundane has debriefed him on everything and why arguing with a friendly Pokemon is apparently the most important thing he can do today. He'd rather not put up with her whining and thus does as he's told begrudgingly.]

[perfect_apples]

But then what if we don't have enough money to run the guild? What about all those eager-eyed apprentices who would starve?

[He is wibbly-eyeing at you both now. What is your life even.]

[heardyoucall]

Look, I honestly don't really know anything about this. My mundane is the upset one. She can deal with it.

[Sanzo, no. Don't walk away. You can't back out now. You need to get Chatot to lower those damned fees. Sanzo. Sanzo. Dammit.]

[perfect_apples]

[Through the magic of... magic, we'll let Wigglytuff see that. Why? Because magic.]

Why not argue with the Kecleons to lower their fees? 800 for a gummi is just ridiculous.

[amapleleafgirl]

[Mundane steps forth!]

Both Chatot and the Kecleons are ridiculous. It's one thing to slave away in a dungeon for as long as you possibly can only to have 90% of what you earn taken from you. Seriously! But then to have to try to buy anything when you have peanuts...

Don't you see the travesty of it all, Wigglytuff? You seem like a nice guy.

[perfect_apples]

Running a guild is hard. ♪ That's why Chatot takes care of the finances! Did you know that costs over 10000 poké a night to feed our apprentices? And that's when folks like Team Skull don't get greedy!

Then you add in posting fees, contracts with Magnezone, rewards for exploration teams in case a poster can't afford anything...

Oooh, I'm getting a headache thinking about it all over again. If it weren't for Chatot, the guild would just be a bulletin board outside a post office somewhere...