the perfect place, more or less

[desire_deceiver]

An entire place solely dedicated to love? You've done well, my dear. I may not be able to conquer it - yet - but my hunger will be more than satisfied.

This day is going to be perfect.

Comments

[desert_fate]

You're not going to be conquering anything lady.

[desire_deceiver]

Oh, that's some confidence you have there.

[desert_fate]

I just don't like tyrants.

[desire_deceiver]

Perhaps you just haven't met the right one.

I'll be doing a post shortly where Link here will be injured, any interest?

[desert_fate]

No I just don't like them.

[shine_on_armor]

You look kind of familiar...

[desire_deceiver]

Maybe in your nightmares, darling.

[shine_on_armor]

Huh. Doesn't matter, I guess.

I'm Shining Armor. You?

[elegant_generosity]

I cannot help but agree with my mun's amusement. Somehow we both very much doubt you will be conquering anything in a place like that.

[princess_luna]

Thou wilt fail. This realm cares not for would be conquerors.

[Yeah, try to take over Equestria while she was busy elsewhere? That's a paddlin']

[desire_deceiver]

Try and stop me, if you can spot me. I'm very certain there must be somepony you love.