The account formerly known as 'carshoeswagger'

[49feet]

Yeah, I thought that username was kinda sucky, too. Thanks for changing it, mun, even though you probably shouldn't have used it in the first place.

Oh, I almost forgot! You said you found me a game, right? It's got enough room for me, right? I'd rather not-- I'm probably going to be shorter? That- That's great! How much shorter? 44 feet shorter? Because that would be awesome, mun.

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[lcl]

44 feet shorter? Woah!!

How tall even are you? I mean, at least you aren't the height of an Evangelion Unit, but how d'ya even go through doors at a height like that?

[49feet]

I'm 49 feet, 11 inches.

And I, well, don't really use doors.

[i_am_groot]

[Groot brightens up at the sight of Ginormica.]

I AM GROOT!

[49feet]

Groot!

[Giant hug time!]

[i_am_groot]

[Giant hug time!]

[Groot points at Susan.]

I AM GROOT?

[49feet]

...

[Susan has no idea what he's even trying t say right now--]

Yes?

[i_am_groot]

[Frustration! How to make himself understood?]

[He points again, and tries to indicate, in some way, an interest in her well-being.]

I AM GROOT?

[49feet]

You're... Asking how I am, right?

[She's trying, bro!]

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[Nodding! Affirmations!]

[49feet]

Oh! I'm good. Still being tall...

How are you?

[i_am_groot]

I... AM GROOT!

[Dramatic posing!]

[49feet]

[That is the best posing ever. In fact it's so good, Susan can't help but giggle at it.]

I'm glad your doing alright, too, Groot.

[...Screw it, lets try speaking Grootanese.]

I AM GROOT!

[She really hopes she's saying 'nice poses' and not 'you are a hideous branch beast'.]

[i_am_groot]

[There is a sudden, strange sound, like the wind whistling through an old oak tree. This just might be Groot laughing, a pleasant, peaceful sound.]

I AM GROOT!