[Help!] My girlfriend left me with the baby (´･ω･`)

[600emails]

I'm being tested by my ex-girlfriend...
She ended up giving birth to our daughter and then walked out on me...
She seemed really mad.
What's a guy meant to do about this sort of thing? Tell me... (´･ω･`)

Comments

[postramen]

[600emails]

This is a serious problem! (´･ω･`)
Please don't start posting ramen now...

[postramen]

I can't believe you're still here.
Or alive, even.

Do they have internet in prison?

[hamburellakind]

oh god i'm having like
sympathy panic here.
why do you exist oh my god
*hyperventilation*

[deucechannel]

You've got to follow her, OP. She's definitely meeting another man. It's obvious that she thinks you're a loser, so be prepared to kill him for her honour and prove her wrong!

[vvvroom]

This again...?

[warriorscribe]

This is a joke, isn't it?

[aggression]

What are you talking about?

[homophones]

Wait, like, where? Just...on the floor?

[maycausedeath]

OP, the fact you're asking love advice from millions of fictional characters shows how desperate you are. Quite admirable...

I'll be more than happy to dissect your troubles, hmm? My operation tables are quite comfy, so please consider consulting me. Don't worry, I'm a, ah... thorough doctor.

[anonimize]

Email Denko for advice.

[djmankiewicz]

...

You make weird faces.

[pitythefool]

Geez. So she's testing you, huh? Figures.

[sapphisms]

Eugh.

That's what you get for cumming inside her, though. Did you even ask if you could? Men always get so carried away when doing that. I hope she finds happiness with someone who will listen to her; preferably another woman.