on ruby, lilith, azazel, and meg coming to sirenspull

[integrity]

As if I'm allowed to have a definitive opinion on the matter. Quite simply -- it is what it is. No amount of bitching and moaning is going to change the fact that my life is about to become dangerously complicated.

But be that as it may, I relish the challenge. I've survived the Apocalypse, Purgatory, the Leviathan, surely I can survive a family reunion.

Maybe there will even be hor d'oeuvres.

I do love a good oyster.

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[ofthursday]

My family is difficult enough.

[They don't need yours around too. 8|]

[integrity]

Oh, trust me, I have the more difficult in-law problem.

My assorted lot of miscreants just want to sleep with you.

[Whatever, deal with it.]

[ofthursday]

None of them are staying with us.

[freckleswasmean]

Crowley~
I can't wait!

[integrity]

[Oh, he most definitely can.]

You're certainly excited to be trapped in a world where human beings are the ones who call the shots.

[freckleswasmean]

[She's happy to be anywhere that isn't dead?]

Could be worse?

[arealgem]

Complicated is a pretty good choice of word~

[integrity]

As if you could actually do more than give me a hangnail.

You aren't my largest problem.

[Meg and Lilith are infinitely more of a thorn in his side than you, just go sleep with Sam and keep out of his hair.]

[arealgem]

I never said I was going to do anything, did I? Or that I was any type of threat to you? Maybe I was agreeing with you, you dick.

[Her mock innocent look is fabulous, didn't you know, Crowley?]

[possessing]

What, didn't you miss me?

I know I missed you.

[integrity]

[Watch Crowley not answer for a moment or two before he seems to notice Meg is there.]

-- sorry, I was busy swallowing the bile that rose in my throat your arrival.

My sincerest apologies.

[possessing]

Way I look at it, you've got your tail out in the wind, you're down a few resources and I think it's about time I dropped by to say hello.

So, Hi.

[failedparenting]

You seem pretty sure they're not just going to flay you alive right there.

[Ugh, too many goddamn demons in this city. Kill him now.]

[integrity]

If they were going to flay me alive, they would have done it in our universe. Thank you, though, for the concern.

[Pause.]

Though you should be saving it for yourself and your family, as Azazel certainly won't have forgotten what happened to him.

[failedparenting]

Don't need it. We're got the gun, and the bastard can't touch me here.

[Sometimes his life rules.

Sometimes.]

[vaguelysauntered]

Erm, yeah, if you don't see me for the next few months, it's because I've locked myself my room in your mansion and am staying there before all of these new people pass through.

[Guess who doesn't want to have a family reunion because he kind of hates his coworkers and is kind of on their bad books at home because he helped avert the Apocalypse? This snake in human's clothing, of course.]

Do bring me one of those hor d'oeuvres, though, they sound delicious.

[integrity]

Don't be a coward, they'll have little interest in you.

Get your own damn hor d'oeuvres.

[vaguelysauntered]

Uhuh. I kind of killed a demon by pouring holy water on him, trapped another in an ansaphone, proceeded to prevent the Apocalypse from happening, and then proceeded to merrily go after Lucifer with a tire iron when he decided to end the world in a huge temper tantrum.

Yes, I'm sure they'll love me.

Aw, c'mon, how much effort is it to get one of those things up to my room? Not much at all, really.

[shifting]

Never thought I'd need a popcorn gif.

[integrity]

I assure you, you're the only one sharing the amusement.

goddamit mags

[magnetic_magpie]

No he's not~

[Though he planning on gift wrapping Azazel to smooth things over with the Winchesters so there is that.]

[shifting]

I understand that's how it goes with family. Fun for everybody 'cept those involved.

[failedparenting]

No, I am too.

[ceiling]

Good position to take, boyo. Smart. Maybe we can all just...get along...and sing Kumbaya. Roasting heads in a campfire. Swapping ghost stories.

[integrity]

You're to stay two hundred feet from where I live at all times.

[Crowley isn't serious, but tone down the creep, Azazel. 8|]