flipping all the tables over a recent arrival at betenoire_rp

[megamind]

We both knew this was going to happen. That he'd show up, eventually. And that's good. The lair just isn't the same without him. But--[he gesticulates a little wildly, nervous and not just a little bit frantic] I didn't think I'd be so-- tense. I mean, it's a big deal! He's from my past! He doesn't know all the things I did, how things change, or how good things became! And six months in the City of Sin without him? A lot changed. I mean, I set up a new lair, I work with the cops, there's Roxanne-- was Roxanne, anyway-- and I don't know how to tell him about dying the one time, either...

[he heaves a sigh, flustered beyond all reason.]

And to think I use to think that you let that cat sneak into the lair and drop a liter of kittens on my best pair of leather boots was the worst of my problems. Now I have to wonder if Minion'll really be okay with, ah, my change of, ah, orientation from villainous to heroic.