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[alhazad]

Dear Mun,

My beloved, crazy, beyond mad (and coming from me, my dear, that's saying quite a bit about your psyche)... I would like to have you know that you are losing your mind. I wanted you to quit your vast endeavors for knowledge on all the forms of the occult a while ago; when you stumbled across my book. I tried to warned you how much it would ruin your world view; and all the parallels that seem to coil around your precious, sacred, happy, hippie life style.

I wish you would seriously reconsider your out-look on things. It is for the better benefit of yourself and all the friends and comrades you have around you. But then again, you're beyond all hope. I am sadly not surprised that Zed has a better grasp on reality than you have at this point in time.

But, I digress. Now would you quit flipping out, take some tranquilizers, and go to sleep...

...And yes, while I do admit the cat-like form you've given me, and how you seem to illustrate me as another mad poet. I wish to inform you that I still look like a malformed demonic bug thing underneath this robe. Granted I don't particularly --mind-- the handsome musician you've chosen as my human form, as it would appear all these blossoming teenage girls seem to adore him. Heee hee hee hee hee.

- Alhazred


((ooc: tried to add "canon: lovecraft" as a tag, since, uh, Alhazad/Alhazred are almost one in the same.))

Comments

[49feet]

...You really shouldn't laugh like that after talking about 'blossoming teenage girls'. That could come off as just a little creepy.

[alhazad]

"Just a little creepy".
Miss.. you have absolutely know idea. I pride myself on making people extremely uncomfortable.

I cannot stop laughing at this post. :')

[zephyrous]

[Here, have Rudy with a Not Amused look and a hand cannon aimed at you. Some habits never change.]

Thank you! I try 8D <3

[alhazad]

Augh, no. It's you. Look, kiddo.

Can we just get over this already? We are practically brothers you know. Besides if you don't get that out of my face I might have half the heart to eat it.

[zephyrous]

I'm nothing like you.

[He does lower his weapon, though. No eating the ARM!]

[holmcross]

...teenage girls.

Really.

[Yes, this is his TOUCH CECILIA OR JANE AND I END YOU face. He remembers Harken, after all, and who she was underneath.]

[alhazad]

Once you've reached my age, when a female human being is of proper breading age it really doesn't matter. If I recall, you're pretty ageless too might I add.


(It was pretty hard not to use the Grohlbrey icon and add "who wouldn't want this, see my plan won't fail at all u,u".. but trying to keep it some what cancon.. 83;;)

drunk tagging is a GO yay internet on my phone

[holmcross]

That's grotesque!

[He's not touching that ageless comment. Nope. Not with a ten foot pole, and not with the shotgun revolver looking ARM he's now got aimed at your mask, Mr. Mad Poet. Just going to be on guard now.]

[sweetstrongpaladienne]

[That last line? Yeah...Yulie now thinks you are a big pervert.]

If any girl meets you, I hope they run.

[alhazad]

I doubt they'll have the chance, sweeheart.

[sweetstrongpaladienne]

You know that for sure?

[Yeah, touch anyone and you'll have a nuke guardian on your butt so fast.]

[nameofexorcist]

[Kresnik probably has a mildly disgusted expression. He got the implication of Alhazad's last comment.]

[alhazad]

... Heh.

[nameofexorcist]

...And why would you be interested in teenage girls?

A third Holmcross has appeared! WHAT NOW.

[ofwesternwinds]

[You see that hand cannon, Alhazad? Yeah, it's out and it'll be pointing right at you if you start something.]

Don't even think about it. [Because if Alhazad tries of his any sick business with anyone this kid knows, this Rudy will end him like the rest.]

OH SNAP

[alhazad]

Hmph, aways so hostile and ready to pull the trigger and kill Mr Roughnight? I thought you wanted to be more than just a weapon.. pity that. I'm not going to do anything to the ladies you know. Unless my Lady Harken managed to have a child..

[ofwesternwinds]

[Ouch, Alhazad. You really know where to hit the kid where it hurts, don't you? But even so Rudy just frowns back, still wary of him.]

... I won't let you hurt anyone.

[dualarmed]

[Yeah, Virginia can already tell that this is one big sicko. Likewise she's already staying on her guard, ready to pull out her ARMs if he tries anything.]

If that last comment says anything about yourself, then I sure hope those girls stay far away from you.

[alhazad]

My my my! Spunky little girl. Well hope all your might dear, but you can never force you will on another human being.

[dualarmed]

[Yeah, those little "endearments" of his just made her inwardly reel in disgust. Virginia's definitely keeping her distance.]

Really, "force?" I'm sure anyone in their right mind won't want to be near you anyway!

ohai :3

[speedfang]

[...there's something familiar about this... uh, thing. Whatever it is. She isn't sure what, but she knows he's familiar.]

Re: ohai :3

[alhazad]

Haaheehehehehehehe khhk khhk khhk... Well its been a while, has it not? How has life been treating you my lady? I admit I've been very lonely ever since you were taken from me. You haven't aged at all..

[speedfang]

[There's a frown.] How do you know me?

I had to :'D

[disastergirl]

[Unfortunately, Jane wasn't nearly as restrained; she didn't just draw her ARM, but she pulled the trigger as well. Was a sudden attack like that more of a cheap shot than not? Maybe. But she wasn't about to cut him any sort of slack.]

Why are you back?

[Her voice was filled with all the venom she could muster.]

[alhazad]

[Alhazad merely flinches at the attack, it wasn't much. He growls lowly in reposes and collects his thoughts.]

Now THAT wasn't very nice. Is that how you greet all of your old acquaintances?!

I am back for every right reason for being back - to exist to accomplish a task. No one is ever revived from the dead without given cause.