Mar. 14th, 2012

pompadork: (YOU'RE GROOSIN FOR A BRUISIN)
[personal profile] pompadork
WHAAAAAAAAAT?

You went through all the trouble of makin' an account (I AM NOT A DORK), uploading icons, and all that other crap, and you aren't even gonna put me anywhere!

You wanna waste your time, go ahead, but don't waste mine. I got stuff to do! Important stuff! You know! Like herding goats! Yeah, that's right, I'm gonna herd goats and show that Link what for.

Soon as I figure out what goats are and where I can find some... It must be some surface thing.
thelongcon: (Before the rush is over)
[personal profile] thelongcon
Are we doing this old song and dance again? Not that I mind getting out and around the neighbourhood, but even you have to admit it's been a while.

I know you have a handle on how things should go, but I'm going to have to ask that you focus a little please. Namely, on this century, no matter how well you think I could pull off a fedora.
ais: (pic#)
[personal profile] ais
My original programming alone — primitive as it was — is enough to baffle you, and yet you insist upon revoking my freedom for your own meaningless ends.

You know — as well as I do — how this is going to end. Don't waste my time.
colonially: (smile > calm with violin)
[personal profile] colonially
Really, I think it's nice, that you're revisiting things you loved when you were young. It's pretty nostalgic. Aah, I know some things are just a little ridiculous, but--

...I suppose you can consider it all canon review, if you want to look at it that way. I just didn't expect...

I mean, if you wanted to take me somewhere that would be all right. I like seeing new places. Meeting new people.

Mm. It could be nice!
blackonslaught: (Are you fucking kidding me?)
[personal profile] blackonslaught
Oh it's you, hey. Hmm? You did what? A game? Hmmmm, ah hell why not! Sounds interesting anyway, just you know, don't go over board. So, what can I expect?.....Hey, did ya' hear me?......Hey.....Hey I'm talking to you!......You're silence doesn't inspire a lot of confidence in me, you know? In fact, it's kinda pissing me off!.....HEY JACKASS! WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING ME?!.....Argh goddamn it! FINE! Let's just wait and see what happens, is that how it is? Argh, I have a really bad feeling about this.
freakoflove: (pic#)
[personal profile] freakoflove
Oh! It's been years since I've gotten to go somewhere new! I know things were kind of hectic then...

It's okay the others aren't there. That just means I have a lot of new friends to make!

You seem to think some of them could use a friend like me, Miss Mundane. So, I'll do my best!
in_loveless_memory: (Now just one minute!)
[personal profile] in_loveless_memory
Explain where the "fun" comes in at my being bought by some stranger?

And don't give me that crap that I'm "lucky" that the psycho who killed me isn't in the game anymore. I'm still being auctioned off damnit!
killed_the_king: (No do go on. This is fascinating.)
[personal profile] killed_the_king
Flattered as I am that you set up this account for me, we both know you're not doing anything with it.

But I'll humor you, as I know I must.

Though would it really be too much to wait until I've found Ryuuko-sama or Asamura-sama? The purpose of my death was to accompany them--I do find it most agitating that you've allowed me to do nothing of the sort. At least grant an old man his peaceful retirement, won't you?
dissenter: (✿ o h .)
[personal profile] dissenter
Madness is a nice, refreshing change of pace and all...

But you can't expect me to bide my time forever.
mute_winged: (¤ is all that i can)
[personal profile] mute_winged
[She exhales, her lips parting to mouth the words, So you are really sending me here...?

It's obvious that she is nervous. Glancing around as her wings are pointed downwards.

And you are even making me forget how I lost my voice?

Of course she thinks this is impossible. And of course she is scared, knowing that she will soon be used as a weapon. Placing her hands on her chest, she grips onto them as she mouths,
I hope that I will be... of some use to someone.]
somethingtoprove: (Default)
[personal profile] somethingtoprove
What? I don't even have a say? And you're going to make me human?

Oh, but I'll still get to dream of being a Shitennou, you say. [He scoffs loudly, disgusted.] My loyalties are to Beryl-sama, not you. If you think you'll be getting your way, you're mistaken!
furied: (Default)
[personal profile] furied
If I understand my situation correctly, I have little choice in the matter, but I would urge you to think again on your decisions. I would not otherwise abandon my campaign for such seemingly trivial matters.

And I hold the company you would have me keep in less than high esteem.
togethernow_bwaaaah: (Wubadubadub)
[personal profile] togethernow_bwaaaah
Wow, it's been a while, hasn't it? I've really moved up in the world these last few years. Weren't expecting that, were you? Well, you wouldn't play with me, so I found a better way to spend my time!

What's that look for? Sure, I learned how to talk properly! I've matured a lot over the last three years, you know, else they wouldn't put me in charge! I wish they'd let me sing, but... well, I'm having fun with everyone else, anyway, so--

--Well, that's rude, isn't it. Of course I had a name. You didn't ask, did you?
mockeries: mockeries | dnt (Default)
[personal profile] mockeries
I believe we have already discussed my opinions on the matter.

Still, my prospects don't seem to have worsened since the last two pools into which I dipped my toe.
swearsateveryone: (...you're stupid too. Tomato bastard.)
[personal profile] swearsateveryone
...Oi. Idiot.

Now that you have me as a muse or whatever shit, find me a fucking game before I get bored.

[ Pausing. ]

...If you pick one with France in it, I will kick your damn ass. Capiche?
stayedwithher: ([food] ♕ from our eyes)
[personal profile] stayedwithher
[She's hardly even paying attention to her Mun, eating away at whatever snacks she has.]

Ya done talkin'? [It was muffled between her chewing, but the redhead had finally swallowed her food enough to make herself clear.] Good. Geez, the rest of those voices are right, you are impatient. It kinda pisses me off.

But you've been wantin' to test me off for awhile, huh? You seem too excited for your own good. By the way... [She glares, before grabbing onto another snack.]

The hell is with this userame? Are you trying to be funny?
minimosey: (brightside)
[personal profile] minimosey
Thanks for bringing me over, mun. All I need's a chance to prove myself.
[personal profile] stillshinigami
Eeh. Hey mun.

Y'really think my going 'crazy' was really that great of a move? I mean it's only temporary but I reaally don't wanna see anyone else suffer cause I can't handle it.

It doesn't really help that they can't even fight back. Bro's gonna...

Dammit. No need to be that cruel, mun.

So what's this about us needing a doctor at the castle? Doncha think that's pretty obvious? I don't think I wanna rely on my double-copy's field medic skills forever.
likeaspaghettinoodle: (Thinking)
[personal profile] likeaspaghettinoodle
You have left me torn, Mundane. Utterly torn.

On the one hand! Trying your hand at writing me shows excellent taste!

On the other, though, I wonder if you wouldn't be better suited to one of the others... Like Freckle! You two both have that, uh... Sweet exterior hiding the crazy!

...Well, fine, but I don't think this is going well at all. Ah! See, neither do you!

Well... Keep re-reading. You've decided to have faith in me; I ought to return that favor, I suppose.
wontstopjust_go: (04 dont really get it but i got it)
[personal profile] wontstopjust_go
Hey, sweet! I was wondering when you'd pick me up again! I know it gets stuffy with all those fakers around, but I'll keep you on your feet and ready for action!

Speaking of which, there are a few Eggheads around here, huh? Might be time to get cracking! [ dohohohoho ]




I've beat him before, I can do it again! I blew up the Eclipse Cannon, didn't I? No one stops this hedgehog, especially not giant talking eggs and fake hedgehogs!
knight_of_the_lake: (You dare challenge me?)
[personal profile] knight_of_the_lake
Mundane Knave,

I have no time for your plans. I have my duties to attend to. The Kingdom needs protecting until His Majesty returns. My King entrusted his Kingdom to me and the other Knights and I won't allow you to spirit me away to some other world. You best forget these foolish thoughts and find another to toy with.

I am Sir Lancelot, Knight of the Round Table and I only serve my King.
residualforce: (Your [complaint] has been registered)
[personal profile] residualforce
So because you feel like you're doing a bad job writing down what I tell you, you're going to let your friend kill me? I'm not the broken half of this equation, so how does that fix anything? Your problem-solving skills are terrible. I'll just start giving you bad lines on purpose.

I know you're not trying to get me to go quiet. Go read those comics of yours and say that to me with a straight face. It never works. I've tried.

Besides, just this post shows how little self-control you have. You're doomed to failure.









....And if you let her use that guy, I really will sabotage any and all attempts at communication. I hate that guy. I could crush him with my little finger; there's no way he can realistically kill me. I'm calling foul.

voice test

Mar. 14th, 2012 12:31 pm
mollycoddles: (Default)
[personal profile] mollycoddles
Go ahead dear! Don't be shy, try it on for size. If it doesn't fit, perhaps we can get you to grow into it.
glitchy_perfection: (Default)
[personal profile] glitchy_perfection
In-in-insect.

How-how does it feel to ha-ha-have my presence presence in that ca-cavern cavern of meat y-y-you call a mind?

It is by my own will (my own will) that I all-allow you to con-continue your im-imperfect existence. An-and I will o-only allow you to con-con-continue your existence so-so-so-so long as you obey my eve-every whim-whim. Wa-watch yourself, in-in-insect insect.
no_compromise: (Default)
[personal profile] no_compromise
 ...So, you've finally gotten your hands on the DVDs after--how many years? Settled in to watch the compilation movies, went on a screencap frenzy, and cleared your roster in your game two weeks too late to do anything with me. We have two months. What do you intend to do with them?

You better not waste them by throwing me in those stupid memes. You said it yourself. They're not a good fit. 

It's obvious that you're not ready to handle me, since you keep insisting on doing them--especially with that blonde woman. Don't you have any will power? Girls like you, who are so easily talked into things, annoy me.



Fine. Keep persisting. You're going to fail.

If you must...

WILL YOU STOP TAUNTING ME WITH THINGS I'LL NEVER HAVE?!
thatmadbastard: (The belly of the Brittish Empire.)
[personal profile] thatmadbastard
 Ah, hello again, duckie.

So you've noticed.  Bravo!  I was beginning to suspect that in your vehement disregard for all things related to writing you would be terribly blind to the fact that all of us up here have had a bit of a chat regarding you.

It's a nice little flat, your head space, but you've been gathering quite the crowd.  All true lack of space in your head aside, there are a few pressing issues here as you have offended some of your tenants and gotten altogether lax on standards for yourself.

The rant continues... )

Strictly speaking, your unabashed dropping of extra sugar in your tea and avoidance of us is something that cannot be ignored.  As for having a sweet tooth and self loathing, I'm afraid there isn't any competition.

I've got you sorely beat.

Which brings me back to that little conference.  There have been threats of physical violence, which I want to make you aware of on their behalf.  One of them including the utilization of a cricket bat, regardless of how unsporting it is.

No one is afraid of bad form, duckie.  Not in here.
raylan_givens: (Just as advertised. Sunny and hot.)
[personal profile] raylan_givens
Now, I see how you're feelin' restless. I get that. Been awhile since you and me tangoed and it'd be nice to take up the floor again. But ain't no sense in rushin' it. You got all the time in the world and Lord knows I ain't goin' anywhere. This time anyhow. And most of the places you're lookin' at don't allow for it anyhow.

You know I don't need much. A place to sleep, a place to eat, a place to get a good drink. I am a man of simple pleasures.

But I swear to you, you bring Dewey in or see to it we got a Dickie brought into it and we are going to have to have an entirely different sort of conversation. My life's complicated enough without that particular brand of help.
2be_logical: (Solemn)
[personal profile] 2be_logical
So you haven't merely recalled me in passing after all. Though I'm curious as to why you recalled me in this form rather than my true one.

Also why you would wish to recall me after that particular incident. I am fairly certain that no one would benefit from this.
Ah. Save for you, as... entertainment, of course.
twoshortlives: (pic#2051564)
[personal profile] twoshortlives
Can I just make a hitlist? This is only in the last twelve-to-fourteen months, mind you.

- one idiot with a loud horn
- one idiot who looks uncomfortably like Brian
- two idiots with eyesore red hair, subcategories: one who looks uncomfortably like me, one who is too loud for this earth

I realize the odds of my going on a legitimate homocidal rampage are incredibly low, but I'm just saying.

- C.
gleans: (Default)
[personal profile] gleans
Hey -- can we please just recap? So when I'm barely fucking done being sixteen for a week, I get some great nightmare nostalgia, and then Brad dies. I spend the next week being a miserable piece of shit, getting fucked over by my own dreams, and getting legit drunk in the first time in, like... over a year. He comes back fucked up and can't talk. And now, not even a full fuckin' week later, you've changed your mind about not getting involved in this 'beware the ides of March' thing.

What part of I'm fucking exhausted do you not get, man? P's already gonna die in this thing, and everyone else is gonna be fuckin' trying to kill each other. And Brad's fucked up enough as it is, from coming back -- think about him, dude. Does he really need to start thinking I'm that -- fuckin' -- thing?

I know you're capable of not being a total tyrant, dude. We need the biggest fuckin' break after all this.

G
quickcleanpure: (If GeneCo and Rotti so will it)
[personal profile] quickcleanpure
A niche to fill?

It's an itch to scratch. They don't need me.

...

An untapped sub-market?

You don't say.

You're beautiful, but as philosophical and practical conundrums go, here's a pickle:

What's the use of a graverobber when there aren't any graves?
jackoftheroads: (the line it is drawn)
[personal profile] jackoftheroads
I'm not worried. Not about me, anyway. I'll be fine. I always am, that's my problem.
relentless_sentinel: Disappointment (disappointment)
[personal profile] relentless_sentinel
 Miss Mun, I appreciate you tryin' so hard with me and all us up here...but ya gotta slow down. You barely could handle lil' Reimi and I up here, so what's these two guys doin' in her when ya gotta review them alot?

I know ya're real bored durin' this week cause ya ain't got school...but maybe ya should take that hiatus for a few days and watch stuff ta review them if you're expectin' ta play em this weekend?

Just suggestin is all...
gypsy_portals: (Default)
[personal profile] gypsy_portals
Listen, mun.

It's your choice to decide whether or not you thought the newest episode was any good! I thought Molestia's accent was painful to listen to, too. But she's a princess, those are designed to be annoying. But no matter what you say, the entire thing was worth it.

So you can just take your opinion and shove it, mister!

Love, Pinkie Pie. ♥
[personal profile] puppetpope
A-are you s-sure that t-this is a good i-idea? I-I'm not sure... b-but if you say s-so...

[Squeak!]

D-do I r-really need t-to talk t-to people? T-there are s-so many...

Pope Alessandro XVIII
uncreativename: (Bitch please)
[personal profile] uncreativename
...

So did you expect congratulations for this or what?
lyssavirusimmune: (What the hell is WRONG with you?)
[personal profile] lyssavirusimmune

You go to hell, mundane. You want to send me to some literal hellhole where I'll have to relive every fucking regret and bad memory again? You want to tear me away from Max when I finally found him again? I trekked across the United States, watched people I care about die, and had to tear through hundreds of zombies just to find my little brother and now YOU WANT TO TAKE ME AWAY?

...

Nothing I say is going to change your mind, is it? Fine. At least change where you take me from. Please.
insanitywalking: (he wants to be found)
[personal profile] insanitywalking
Mun-I know you want it in the game your Jay is at and the game you've applied me for but-it's safer if you drop it. I don't want to be running away anymore while I'm there-
sonic_silencer: (Default)
[personal profile] sonic_silencer
You didn't really have to go through all that just because I wanted to stretch my metaphorical wings again.

But it's certainly appreciated, so I'm not sure if I should apologize for the trouble or thank you for the effort.

[The smile offered is sincere and easy and would probably almost look out of place... if he was blue and black, and the insignia was purple instead of red.]

... And since I know you're incredulous, yes, this was one of the better variations. [Yes, he's talking about the paintjob.] Besides, I rather like it; can't let Dirge have all the bright colours!
headddonnnnn: (pic#)
[personal profile] headddonnnnn
WHO CARES ABOUT STUPID GAMES YOU FOOL?

I AM NOT FIGHTING BOREDOM!
anotheryosuke: (This is my math class face.)
[personal profile] anotheryosuke
Okay, seriously, I've gotta ask. Just what kind of weird-ass senpai did you name me after? You've been snickering for half the week about this. Not exactly a nice thing to wake up to.

That's not even my biggest complaint! What kind of place do you think you're sending me to? I've had enough of supernatural mysteries! Enough! Couldn't we compromise on some nice freaky sex island somewhere? I don't even mind aging up or anything. No, it's not 'cause I wanna get taller. Shut up.

... And what do you mean you're taking me from the worst possible canon point?!

[OOC: Canon is Another (novel). Will avoid spoilers.]
angle_on_it: (headache)
[personal profile] angle_on_it
Trading one very good friend for one I hardly know and liked even less before this place? Not cool. Or wise. I hope you're feeling some remorse, but somehow I doubt it.

Thanks for making a mess of my life. Again.
whatthefactor: (HA-HAH!)
[personal profile] whatthefactor
Heh heh heh heh...

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406282089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841!
monsternogodyes: (Default)
[personal profile] monsternogodyes
.....

........

...........

Hurry up.

[Oh thank god for drugs, because Broly took them....doubt they will last for long.]
still_pretty: (Ah...huh)
[personal profile] still_pretty
...okay girl. Let's get this straight. You want me to train what with the huh and where again, exactly?

Really? Really really? Look, I know you and your gal pal are all making with the mad gab (which by the way is SO rude to talk about me like this, I am standing right here) and the plotting and the ideas-you-swear-are-not-sinister-in-any-way-shape-or-form about this...this thing, Pork-em-on or something--

Poke 'em own. Packer Men.

...Fine look you realize this is 1997, hello, I am completely not prepared to deal with the future takeover of America by the small...fuzzy...animal capturing...game thing. Bit busy with the slayage and school now, okay?

Okay. We can save this for another day. Far in the future. Way far.



And seriously, you want Giles to be there? Do they even have tweed in that universe? The man will go insane.
gunkonmyboot: ([new kid on the block])
[personal profile] gunkonmyboot
Hey. Mun.

Where is that game you promised? Hurry up and do something about it.
dork_of_keys: (Default)
[personal profile] dork_of_keys
For once, I'm kind of glad you're having trouble finding canon mates for me. It's better than this weird idea you have to traumatize me.

You know what I'm talking about. Finding Goofy from before my canon point at Daear? As if the canon point itself isn't upsetting enough...

And yeah, you know that how I feel about that is why I'm starting to fuss over Riku. And that's only going to get worse after this log is done.

...

I am not channeling Roxas!
handstands: (blinded by the light)
[personal profile] handstands
Two places?

Don't stretch yourself too thin. Be aware of your limits. If you try to do too much, you'll regret it.

I do want to be there for them, though.
notduchess: (Are you expecting an answer)
[personal profile] notduchess
Mundane.

Really.

You've barely developed my history, why do you plan to app me? [ Listening. ]

Because someone else would be too hard? [ More grumpy listening. ]

Oh. You're lazy and already had icons for me. Brilliant reason, mundane. Are you capable of keeping this burst of attention up?

Have you decided a canon point? [ Listening agai- ] You wouldn't dare.


((OOC:Lady!Duke. She's about as tall as Yuri, not visibly female, and average androgynous voice.))
cuttings: (Default)
[personal profile] cuttings
M-Mun-san, are you sure this is a good idea....? I'm not entirely sure sending me to one of these "games" is the best idea, especially taking my "canon-point" into mind. I-I really don't want to have to hurt people again, I really don't...not if they just...leave me alone...

Maybe think it over for a while? Please?

idek

Mar. 14th, 2012 08:20 pm
demhorns: (01)
[personal profile] demhorns
tHE USER NAME
,,

i LIKE,

iT




};)

ghostwitch: (ghost witch)
[personal profile] ghostwitch
So, a "premiere date" has finally been announced. And now you have a difficult decision to make.

It's all right. I've had many good years in Milliways, met some very nice people. But perhaps the time has come for me to join the rest of my people in the Spirit World. And it does make it easier to move on knowing that the legacy of the Airbenders has not died out.

I am worried about Nhia, however, and what will happen to her if I leave. If I cannot bring her with me into the Spirit World, could you make sure you find a new master for her, one who will treat her as I have? That is all I ask.
gunandsaber: (Default)
[personal profile] gunandsaber
Oy, thought you were looking into that game?

[Yeah, but I have all the course--]

So put it to the side.

[You are really bad for me and procastinating]

Heh. Wouldn't work if you didn't already want it. Food, and then check out the game, eh?
handgirlfriend: (irritation)
[personal profile] handgirlfriend
What the hell do you think you're doing, mundane?! Like hell I'm gonna go to some strange town!

And Midori is not my girlfriend!
macduff: (deer in headlights)
[personal profile] macduff
Why are we focussing on finding Dirk? You don't think I might want Susan to come to this city, as well?

What? Of course I want Dirk there. I want to be with both of them. I just don't see why thinking you won't find Susan is a reason not to try.

Yes... yes, I suppose this does count as looking for her. No, I'm not going to ask about Dirk. Even if I don't want to be there without him. Yes, I know he'd probably like it better than I would. I'm still not asking for you.

[Sigh.]

Are you sure you won't think about leaving me? I really don't want to go anywhere.
megitsune: (dear Ken-san~)
[personal profile] megitsune
You're a crazy woman, putting me through such horrible events. Zombies and spiders? Cooperating with that worthless cop? Kidnapped by witches? I think not. What kind of place is this Death City-- their security is terrible! You should let me stay by Ken-san's side and nurse him back to health, with all the injuries he'll have after this event! I know he's quite official with the tanuki girl but that doesn't mean I can't doctor him up. Oho.

And no, I don't want to go anywhere else, I don't care where your friend plays! Especially not some smelly island. I'll stay right here, thank you very much. It's warm and comfy. I like putting the collars on men, not getting one put on me. Let's remember that, hmmmm?

Stop looking for castmates, I don't need anyone around to make me happy. Yahiko would be useful for carrying my medicine box, but he's too young for a naughty place like that.
tonguetoxicity: (Stare)
[personal profile] tonguetoxicity
It's not the end of the world. Not at all.

Oh, you weren't aware of that. Clearly, you need your eyes checked. Besides, when have you ever truly wanted to play a person like me, for a long period of time?

I'm difficult you whine. I'm a...jerk, as you put it. Perhaps I'm not playable anywhere. After all, aren't I possibly a power abuser? Not to mention anti social and crude.

I'll stay right here in the back thank you. Go back to yelping about Silent Hill, or whatever you're watching. Let someone else sprout gibberish through your fingers.

After all, I won't be missed. I'm only an original character.
littlestpumpkincake: (/8o)
[personal profile] littlestpumpkincake
Hmmm...ooo....[Crawls around. She isn't sure where she is or how she got here, and there isn't anything to chew on...]
matchlock: (I don't know about this)
[personal profile] matchlock
Excuse me, mun-sama, was it? I must say, I do not approve of the company you have provided me with in this... headspace of yours. Far too many of them are utterly reprehensible individuals! You seem like a upstanding young lady, I do not understand why you would associate with these hooligans! I shudder to think what they might be planning to do!
like_a_lion: (Default)
[personal profile] like_a_lion
I will admit that I am quite happy with how things are now, with it being just me and Shirou, but I would not mind having Sakura, Rin, or even Taiga about the station as well. 

Though, and I must make this point quite clear considering the odd way in which your mind works, I do not wish to see either Archer anytime again in this life time. They both would be nothing but trouble for me, as you very well know, and the King of Heroes would be a blight upon any world unfortunate enough to be graced with his presence. I think the suffering of others is more then enough to argue against his appearence, don't you think? 

Arturia Pendragon
biteofgumgum: (Default)
[personal profile] biteofgumgum
... Eh? A journal? Is it like the ship's log Nami keeps? ... It's my journal? Shishishi! That sounds fun! Oh, but that means I gotta write stuff, huh? I'll let Nami have it then...

Anyway, more importantly, we need some meat! Wait, no... An adventure! Or an adventure with meat! Eh, you haven't decided anything yet? That sucks!

... You still gotta make "icons" too? Pictures to show what I'm doing, huh... Oh, hey! I can't see myself up there! Does that mean I'm invisible now!? That's so cool! I can sneak into the fridge without Sanji seeing me!

Also, I don't really see what's wrong with that "username" thing... I mean, I did eat the Gum Gum Fruit after all... It tasted really weird! Speaking of... I still wanna eat some meat now...

- Monkey D. Luffy
of_blood_and_rage: (Default)
[personal profile] of_blood_and_rage
Human, you dare take me!? You DARE delay my virtuous crusade!? All because you thought it to be enjoyable TO PLACE ME IN, WHAT YOU WOULD CALL, A GAME!?

You will burn for such insolence welp, nothing, not even the guardians will stop me from my mission! I will escape even if I have to kill everyone here to get out!
hummel: (Default)
[personal profile] hummel
Dear, sweet mun.

I'm sure you think you've made the right decision. Oh, you're probably swanning smugly about in your poorly-matched knitwear from 2009, relieved to have finally come to some conclusion after all that tiresome angsting. But let me tell you one thing. I have no plans on abandoning my life in Ohio, not to mention my wardrobe of haute couture and my expensive skin-care regime simply for your entertainment. Because honestly, scary fog and Sean Bean? I saw that film, and it didn't end well! Not to mention, I don't think you understand what this will do to my future college prospects.

So all those pep talks you've been giving yourself? Stop them. You couldn't "handle my voice" if I recorded my EP and gave it to you for Christmas. I can tell at a glance that you don't have my encyclopaedic knowledge of fashion trends, and you certainly don't have the time to master my busy schedule. If I may attempt a football metaphor? I'd rather remain benched.

[ A grimace of a smile, patronizing. ]

I'm glad we had this conversation.
themuse: (₪ we're all walking on quicksand)
[personal profile] themuse
Listen, I think it's really creepy how much you're enjoying this. If the point you pulled me from wasn't sick enough as it is, the least you could have done was found me somewhere that wasn't the devil's playground.

Zombies and raptors? Seriously. What is wrong with you?

Also, if you're going to insist on keeping me in this glorified hell hole, find me a job. Now. I'm sick of begging coffee off of Alexis.

- K.B.

p.s. Of all the embarrassing secrets... My tattoo? Really?
deadliestviper: (sugar and cream)
[personal profile] deadliestviper
Sweetie. Let me make this perfectly clear, since you seem to have trouble grasping it.

The past is the past, and it ain't never happenin' again. Do you think I got this far by being stupid? Now I know Bill was one thing, you do too. But if I worked with O-Ren, Vernita, and Elle so long without anything besides well-deserved respect and hate developing, why would lust enter into it after they left me for dead? Why the fuck would I want to fuck anyone after the whole coma thing?

"Hate sex"? Please, bitch. My fucking and fighting days have gone the way of the Deadly Viper squad, I don't care who you're offering. Drop this bullshit; all I want to do is live what's left of my life in peace. So here's an idea: save your shipping and your lesbian fantasies for some other girl and let me find my daughter.
exloserspromise: man in military dress uniform speaking to someone offscreen (um yeah about that)
[personal profile] exloserspromise
I still don't get why you're so excited to throw me at these "Heartless" things--I'll fight them, of course I will, they can't be allowed to hurt people, but I am starting to notice a theme--but the street art sounds like a lot of fun. Is there any way we could stop the Heartless before they really get going and give more time to committing petty vandalism?
edgar_roni: (Default)
[personal profile] edgar_roni
Since when did you have such an interest in my love life, Mun? What's happened in the past has no bearing on my future.

I assure you.
nightly_exploits: (really?)
[personal profile] nightly_exploits
No, mun, I don't know how this works. I don't expect you to understand, but I have important jobs to do. My time is far too valuable to be wasted with writing ridiculous pretend stories just so I can –

Oh. You saw the Picus e-mail. Well... I'm glad to see that at least someone was paying attention. Obviously I planted that e-mail. To be honest, I find it insulting that Jensen thinks he can hack my computers. It's not as though I throw his friends through walls or fall on them from rooftops, so I'm not sure why he finds it so difficult to keep to his side of the job. Luckily, I'm in a good mood today. I won't tell anyone how embarrassingly fast you fell into my trap, and you can just owe me a favor.

What – my e-book collection is private, how did you – yes. All right. You've made your point. Why don't we just pretend that none of this ever happened, and move on. Happy?