Voice Test--fandom is Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

[no_compromise]

 ...So, you've finally gotten your hands on the DVDs after--how many years? Settled in to watch the compilation movies, went on a screencap frenzy, and cleared your roster in your game two weeks too late to do anything with me. We have two months. What do you intend to do with them?

You better not waste them by throwing me in those stupid memes. You said it yourself. They're not a good fit. 

It's obvious that you're not ready to handle me, since you keep insisting on doing them--especially with that blonde woman. Don't you have any will power? Girls like you, who are so easily talked into things, annoy me.



Fine. Keep persisting. You're going to fail.

If you must...

WILL YOU STOP TAUNTING ME WITH THINGS I'LL NEVER HAVE?!

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[fierybluebird]

Things you'll never have?

[no_compromise]

I'm a beastman, a being created of combined genetics and cloned material.

...I blame the humans.

[fierybluebird]

Eh, really. [Oh... Marco... doesn't care. At all. Sorry Viral.]

Because they made you?

[no_compromise]

Because I've been surrounded by their stupidity for longer than I've wanted.

...and no, the humans didn't create me.

[fierybluebird]

Is there more to this story?

[no_compromise]

There is, but it's...complex. The basic thing you need to know is that humans rebel against any limit placed on them, even if it's for their own good. Now, they're on the road to destroying themselves.

"The moon itself will become Hell's Messenger"...and the one man who can stop it is locked away in an underground prison cell.

[fierybluebird]

Isn't that their choice to find out their mistakes?

[no_compromise]

When the mistakes had been made before and the consequence is utter annihilation of their race?

No. The man who created me didn't believe so.

[fierybluebird]

So did you tell them what was going on?

[faithfulflame]

Yours isn't any better than mine. You know that. I just started kicking, and then out drops an application. Though I don't mind those memes. Sometimes, not having to fight is a blessing.

[no_compromise]

I see your point.

That doesn't mean that this girl should take it to the extent she is.

[faithfulflame]

It just means she's excited. I mean, its not like throwing me in a hospital, or snowing me in with that same blonde woman is any different.

[no_compromise]

Again with the point. This girl is notorious for things like that--you met that other guy here in the space already.

...she can't keep doing this type of thing if she is going to be serious. It won't work.

[faithfulflame]

I think you should just relax and let her do what she wants. Its interesting, seeing what pops out of people's heads.

and ugh, yea, I couldn't imagine sharing space with that guy in the red jacket. What a creep. At least my head-mates are all pretty nice.

[no_compromise]

...He's much better than Kamina. Apparently he's used to quiet people.

But maybe you're right. As long as she refrains from playing with too many bunnies for a while, it should be fine.

[faithfulflame]

You could always play with crows.

[no_compromise]

If by 'crows' you mean that woman you share rooms with, that could be doable. It's much better than the alternatives.

[fleurdesel]

'That Blonde Woman' has a name, and do you think I enjoyed those anymore than you did? I don't want children at all, let alone like that, or with a character from a canon so strange as yours. Really. The least she could have done was throw me at a human with a live actor.

[no_compromise]

...I was being discreet, Doctor. Something a lot of humans lack--yourself included. Our muns had an itch. They scratched. Like Marco up there said, we can't kick them back into their positions.

The differences in our stories and media have nothing to do with this. What's done is done. If I get in and end up training you in place of that Pirate next round, I won't play easy.

[fleurdesel]

Discretion has a time and place. Discussing that saccharine mess of threads? Is not the place. I am simply glad they are finished. I've no need of any more of that....that.. [She shudders.]

And no, I do not care if you make it in, I am not taking on any more trainers. I am not taking on any more lessons! With what I have she has me running on four hours of sleep a night, and that is if I actually manage to sleep. She is going to kill me at this rate.

[no_compromise]

Sparing you needless embarrassment is always the place. Besides, they might not be done with the way they seem to be thinking, depending on how things go.

...honestly, if I do get in, that would be one of the first things I do if I end up training you. Your body is very...mun says the word is 'squishie', but that doesn't feel right...but you need to stop as soon as possible.

Additionally. Live blades...that is very stupid. That Pirate is stupid, and your mun is stupid, for not realizing that you could accidentally slice yourself.

No. We'd use sticks...and my mun is intending on us colliding at some point if I do get in.



Run tests on this body of mine and you won't be in for an easy time.

[fleurdesel]

My god, what more is it they would want? I thought they had worked it out of their systems- [She snorts and shakes her head.]

Ragged. Worn. Underweight, at the moment, and not likely to improve any time soon, especially with my current workload. The blades were not my idea, I had been practicing with a stick until directed to find a short sword, and it is not sharpened. I may be a novice, but I'm not an utter idiot. My minder, however, is. I'm not suited to swordwork, no matter what foolish ideas she might have.

...

I do not suppose playing hermit will prevent this.

Surgeon. Not Scientist. You want tests made? Go to Robert or one of the other members of his club.

[no_compromise]

It wasn't a request. It was a warning. You seem smart enough to heed it. The smarter thing to do would be to tell your..'teacher' that a rapier might be a better idea. It's light and slim. You can hold it like a scalpel, not a halberd...

[...he's not even in yet, and already offering tips. There will be hell to pay later...]

If playing a hermit would prevent this, then by all rights I should still be in the desert shooting down gunmen. No, it won't save us.

[fleurdesel]

That is precisely what it is he suggests I work with in the future, and that is advice I am more than willing to take.

[She crosses her arms and snorts.] I am certain I could manage to avoid you, [A beat, a smirk.] kitten.

[no_compromise]

You're smarter than you look, [wide, toothy grin.] Princess.