dear_mun | Mar. 13th, 2012

Mar. 13th, 2012

Are we really going to engage in this ruse when you and I both know you have neither the time nor the inclination to take me to an actual game?

Yes?

Very well. You know who and what is important to me. Try not to completely ruin my plans with your plotting. I'll just stand over here and pretend I actually feel threatened!

dolphinscry

Hey, it's not that bad. Sure, packing boxes and going through all your stuff isn't fun... but since when was stuff like this fun?

I know it's tough, but at least you won't be moving a while after this.

[Muse doesn't know that her mun will be moving to the middle of nowhere. And when she says nowhere, mun enlightens her that she'll be moving way up north. And up north would mean in the mountains.]

There's not much you can do about it, you know. I'm aware that you'll be farther from your friends and school than you would like to be, but there are just somethings that you can't always control.

Cheer up, okay?

royalnova

You've spent a long time trying to figure this out, you know. Perhaps you should merely step back and think about what you do know.

I came from an alternate dimension in two of the games you've played.
I came from an alternate timeline in another game you played. I wound up sealed in another dimension, but the events of the game were erased by itself...somehow?
And then, in the latest game, I mention both of these backstories, even though they seem, superficially, incompatible.

That is somewhat confusing. Royalty and the guardian of my world in one occurrence, sealed into a barely theoretical state of existence in another.

For what it's worth, I don't actively prefer either one. But I imagine that if you and I are to be going to a game, as you seem to be planning, it would be wise to just focus on one to the exclusion of the other. You should weigh them against each other carefu-
The alternate dimension. With the Sol Emeralds.
You're sure.
Somehow, I have a feeling you may have already decided this before I even said anything.

You know, I think there's one more occurrence, isn't there? It's not me, per say, but someone named 'Percival'?
...what do you mean 'don't go there?' Don't go where?

glassofthegods

Well, I suppose my skills aren't as exciting as a magician's or a great king's are, but even something as simple as a good drink has a little magic and romance in it.

Maybe we can find something to do?

queenofclubs

No, my hair's never been that short. ...And it just got weird again. Fuck you.

Also, to turn a phrase in a way you'll hear: that awkward time when how 'bout we don't ever think about my husband as a woman, ever again, even if it's not your fault. You know I love 'im to death (yeah, look at you, figuring out a way to get me to say that out loud), but I think we can both agree I (...we?) wouldn't hit that shit, with or without my junk.

Yeah, okay, sure.

spiritswords

HEEEEEY!!

Long time, no see, huh?! You looking into getting me back in action? Of course you are!

Think about it! Who doesn't want to interact with the great Kuwabara Kazuma? Nobody, that's who! It ain't even got to be the City; I'm sure my appeal spans multiple dimensions! Or universes! Or whatever it is!

What? I'm too enthusiastic?

Whatever. Beats sitting around in High School Limbo, don't it? Not that I can complain, considering my current domestic bliss with my dear Yukina-san~! But, uh. It's all I got to move forward, you know?

Think about it.

god_hand

Hey man, look. I know I said give me some R&R but, I didn't mean to the point of boredom ok? C'mon dude, let me see some action! I mean how long are you gonna sit there wi--What? You're thinking of putting me where? Well whatever, just stop being a lazy jackass, alright?

crockers_girl

Honestly, it's about time you brought me out. I've been cooped up in this place for too long!

And I still can't believe that you have gotten me more icons, mister!

caligulas_aquarium

i am rockin that pants an tights combo like no tomorroww
swwag
all im sayin
all that needs to be said too

sixseasonsandamovie

The scene: a mysterious train with no set destination, departing from an unknown location with hidden compartments and a motely assortment of passengers.

It's no Star Wars. But I think there's something to be said for the overwhelming ambiguity. It's almost like a movie inside a movie inside John Malkovich's head. Now- get the train to start at the destination and reel back to various important plot points, incorporating multiple perspectives and an unreliable narration- and I think we might have something here.

Cool. Cool cool cool.

Now all I need is a curly ended mustache. See if you can work on that.

sund8

What's all this? You watch a couple of the earlier shows and think you know me? I'll tell you right now, you don't know shit. You ain't putting me in no "game", either, so forget about it. While I'm here, let's be productive, yeah?

Show me that bitch Jesse and the motherfucker who killed me. I owe them for what they did to me and Emilio.

ducat

You're not going to win any hearts that way.

Why don't you take a page out of Hamlet? I'm sure it'll do you a world of good.

I don't need a game. If you're thinking that you're just trying to lure Shion out...

tacticaltwister

Would not a more logical approach have been to have made some attempt to establish where and with whom I am to be played, before leading me to come here to post?

I am... uncertain of what to say.

It's not my wish to discourage you, but your actions strongly suggest a lack of direction and experience.

-Gale

hekkushun

Che.

So you're finally pulling me out of that head of yours? Can't say 'm not excited, since you've been waitin' to try me out for some time. But you gotta remember...

I ain't just a show, girl. You're gonna have get your confidence in check.

[He crosses his arms, lips curving into a smirk.]

Well, are you ready, Mun? We're gonna throw one hell of a party!!

femshep

( ah yes. 'spoilers'. we have dismissed this claim. )

deutscherkrieg

Hey Mun peasant. Yeah you.

I, Glorious Lord Prussia, would like to congratulate you.

Its about damn time you picked me up again, I mean what the hell, it's been about two years how did you manage without me in your life?! Yeah. Answer that, Mun. ANSWER THAT.

Anyways, so this haunted place or whatever? Totally ready for it, mun. You forget that I was a driving force during the crusades! The shit can't touch me.

Also? You're taking me out from my strongest years! I can appreciate this. If you were German, you'd be cooler, but you're not.

You're Russian.

... Gross.

Thank God you have me. I'm your redeeming quality. Hah. Hahahah. Totally.

lifeandpride

Aren't you think you're getting a bit ambitious? Two games with the same character? Hopefully you won't confuse the two. Don't forget that everyone has to rest now and then.

...and don't worry about that confusing comment the other day. Just continue to do the best you can. I know you'll be fine.

I rather wish I had some friends from home, though.

fosterings

I get it: you've been looking forward to this for a while. But let's try and be a little honest here, Mun- looking for somewhere to send me while you're still just in the early fazes is a little risky, don't you think?

But hey, practice makes perfect, right? Just don't freak out, and I think you'll do fine.

iselldrugstothecommunity

You know, I'll give you credit where it's due. Laser tag and cake are totally a great way to send me off on my merry way. Not that it's going to leave me with good memories of the flying space wart, but hey, I'm going back into the box for a nice long staycation on a planet full of farms and cats, so I'm all-

Wait. You're not dropping me?

What do you have planned for me?!

dulsanaya

Dear Briala, my personal Fen-Harel,

You have been playing with Ferox again, this asha can tell. How many are there of him and now you made a girl...(*sigh*) Freya is not this da'sa, do not think this for a moment. She is a mere vessel, you know this, Rhiononon knows this, gods, even Zevran knows this, he just doesn't want it to be true. You are playing with his happiness and making this asha unhappy when you hurt him.

Post another chapter of this one's story before you receive hate mail.

Lath from your little hand puppet

lamentingly

... I've already had my chance. I don't need a second one.

I put everything in Trunks' hands for a reason.

wolfjunk

[ Dyson's face remains largely passive but for all that his expression remains blank, there's a small crook to his mouth that teeters on dry than genuinely pleased. ]

Final frontier, huh? [ He raises his brows, folding his arms. ] That could be interesting. Definitely a change of pace.

Just don't get any extravagant ideas. You don't have to ask around to know I was always better at 'bite' than 'heel'.

acornprincess

You want to do what with me? I've never heard the word used that way before. Nicole, analysis please!

[Analyzing, Sally...in the language of mundanes in this context, a 'game' is a long-term mission located in a location far from a Mobian's home world. Participation is involuntary, and symptoms of distress are common among selectees.]

These 'games' are other missions? I'm afraid I have to decline. We've finally beaten Robotnik, and Mobius is free again! Our war is over. I'm sorry, whoever you are, but you'll have to enlist someone else. My friends and I need to rebuild our world.

[Participation is involuntary, Sally. Sonic and Tails have been enlisted previously. Origin: alternate reality.]

Alternate reality? That means there's a chance they won't recognize me, doesn't it?

[Chance of recognition: zero percent.]

Zero. Well, thank you for not sparing me the bad news, Nicole. I think I've heard enough for one afternoon. Now I just need to escape before the deployment.

myfavoritestore

So after three games of 'considering to play me', it looks like you've finally caved. I'm not completely sure I should be happy about this.

And besides making this so-called journal of mine, it's not as if you have a set plan of where you want to send me -- I'm starting to think you never had one.

Flying by the seat of your pants, huh? I can relate to that much at least.

caliberill

Just don't quit, do you?

Heh. I kind of like it. It'll give me some room to stretch and run around at least. I actually kind of miss these days, now that I think about it. I'm not the same guy you're used to, remember that.

So here's the question: do you think you can handle me?

used_realtears

"Waiting for the other person to tag" is not a valid excuse, mun! Now look! A whole bunch of things have happened and we're not caught up...This is just like what happened with that other muse of yours at that other game. So try not to do this again, alright?

...but don't overexert yourself either! I do know about all the other guys in your headspace, okay? It's okay if you can't be on one game all the time!

star_punched

Mac Aroni.

That ain't nice, mun. Why would ya even do that.

destinytobehere

I find it highly unlikely that the presence of Colonel Young would change the situation between Colonel Telford and myself.

In fact, I should say it would only worsen matters.

kicks_silver

So now that you've brought me over here, what are you going to do with me? I don't want to waste my time sitting around doing absolutely nothing.

There isn't any point in discussing things further. I already know your reason for bringing me here was just on a whim.

After all, you didn't accomplish anything with me on the old website.

Give me a mission and I will take care of it, but if you have nothing for me, leave me alone.

purrloins

No! I'm not goin' anywhere without Sis.

[THUNDERKITTEN POUT.]

....even if she came along, our home's gonna be El-Dara. Got it?

a_father_to_his_men

Congratulations. I know I was saying I would wait to find out all of your grades for the quarter, but I have to congratulate you first on the 4.0 you got in your math course, I am quite proud.

I know you worked hard, and it has been even tougher these last couple weeks with all these assignments being given one right after the other. You have fought very hard to do as well as you have and I look forward to seeing how your other classes have gone.

Current Mood: cheerful

galactically

Who do you think you are? ... No wait, let me rephrase in a way you can understand.

Who the hell do you think you are?!

I'd appreciate it if you stop wasting your opportunities away and my time as well! I've given you plenty of chances to work things out, and yet you won't bother to cooperate. Honestly, if you can't give me the proper time and effort necessary to continue, then we might as well end our contract as soon as possible.

A shame, really, because I actually wrote a song about my experiences as a witch. Also a shame because you'll never see or hear it.

You have until the end of this month to decide, Mundane.

kaeru_jyanai

This is a bad idea. Every time you get this feeling nothing productive comes of it. I have better things to do than to be put somewhere random for your amusement. So I will kindly pass on this, thank you.

extrafancy

[...Looks at that journal name.]

Well they do serve the best coffee around.

[...]

I'm just as anxious to find out who the dead person is as you are.

kernel_manipulator

Please, mun. You have enough active games already. I know you are really excited to see that muse and really want to interact with him, but you could just post in the Wanted section of one of your other games. Like I said, you already have enough! You really shouldn't stress yourself like this!

orchestrating

My, my, you can't stay away, can you?

Not that I blame you. There's a certain allure attached to things like this.

Hmm, though, I have to wonder. Why now?

the_paper

Those... those poor unloved books. You... how could you leave them there like that? Unread and unloved. Surly they are crying. Can't you hear them? Please read them, even if it's just a little bit each day.

And that goes for everyone! Please read your books. It's very important to keep reading, I don't want to picture a world where no one reads anymore.....

alwaysoutspoken

[In sign language:]

[So, not only am I being whisked away from my Student Council duties without my permission, but I'm going to lose some of my memories and have to fight to get them back? While I can't say I don't like the challenge, I can't approve of an unwarranted lobotomy and sudden vacation. Besides, I have a lot to attend to once we get back to school, there simply isn't time for this.

What do you mean it doesn't matter? Just because it's not your school doesn't mean you can brush it off like that! The Student Council serves a very important role in Yamaku, not to mention I'm class president of 3-3 as well. Nothing will get done at all without Misha or me there!

...what do you mean Misha's not coming!?]

twoshortlives

You would think I'd be happy, being left alone all the time.

I would be, if it weren't for the fact that you keep polluting this place with people I absolutely can't stand, and never would be able to stand, by any stretch of the imagination. And then you wonder why I'm grouchy, and don't want to help with anything, when you do ask.

- C.

dialects

Two years. Two years of you actually listening to me after I told you not to do anything with and you're breaking it all because your friend apped Doctor McCoy to a game.

...Seriously? You haven't watched my canon in at least six months and you actually think it's a good idea to even think about sending me off to places. I won't even start on the where, though I think you know my thoughts on that. Just step away from the laptop and let me just sit up here in peace.

victime

Un test pour qui? Toi?

Vous n'avez même pas comme le film.

hero_complexed

I don't have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder! I'm perfectly fine just... y'know.. edgy.

Current Mood: annoyed

fuckin_thirsty

Are we really doing this? What, is it my turn? Alright.

Dear Mundane, get the fuck back to work. I've got shit to do. Sincerely, me.

revived_paragon

...

Bullshit.

howillusive

I don't think you understand the implications of what you're trying to do. There's no merit in my being your proverbial "type", either.

You do not have any control over me, and the sooner you acknowledge that fact, the more pleasantly our ways will split. I think that's incentive enough to put an end to this nonsense, whether you agree or not.

Just think about it, the deal I've offered is rather generous.

[ Spoilers may be in the comments? I'll be trying to keep them few and far between! :) ]

repentedwings

It's been sometime since the two of us have been in contact and already you're getting ahead of yourself.

This is a foolish idea to begin with, but your stubbornness makes it difficult to get any sense through to you. The best advice I can offer for you would be to not to rush things; There's no need to be in a hurry to finish it quickly when you have no deadline.

[ There's a pause and then-- ] And you're still going to ignore this.

whitedevil

Listen... Mundane...

You say you know me, but I don't know you. Why do you think there could be someone here who might know me? Enjouji can be an idiot, but he's not dumb enough to get himself into a place like this.

What do you want from me? Just to talk to these people? Why would I do that?

I'm tired, and this is just annoying. Leave me alone. I don't want to be in this place.

outofbeta

//. . .

I'm not sure you know what you're doing. Where do you think you're taking me?_

Giving me a human body, how sweet. Ha ha. Very funny._

At least I'm not a potato._

nanatsunoko

Since you seem to like this grave you're digging for yourself, I won't bother arguing with you about it. There'd be no point.

But, let's get just this much straight: I'm not going anywhere that necessitates losing my manhood.

Not that going to a garden teeming with flowers and saccharine twittering birds, the only human inhabitants of which are women is inherently bad, but where's the fun in that if I have to become one myself?

Well? What's wrong.

... you don't know any other games. Of course.

I'm hardly the one to blame for your incompetence. Go find a game to send me to on your own and don't bother me until you find one. And it better be good.

fujigglephysics

Mundane-san, please don't look at me like that. As much fun as it is for you, I'd rather you and those couple of other guests I have to share headspace with don't bring it up.

...repeatedly, I might add. It's not funny, to say the least. It's more annoying.

bruxisms

Woman.

What, may I ask do you and the rest of your lot find amusing about mine elder brother slaying a... unicorn in front of my only child and heir?

[ back and forth go his teeth. at this point, it is a shock they haven't worn down to nothing. ]

My patience is at its end. You would do well not to test it any further.

hotblooded

So lemme get this straight.

You're hauling me off to a fort to mine for riches, drink copious amounts of booze, explore and solve some mysteries while running across ancient treasures, and where I'll be encouraged to use my fists to solve every problem that comes my way?

[A huge, toothy grin spreads across her face.]

You sure I didn't just die and go to Heaven? Then again, that stupid, loud angel ain't here. This must be Heaven.

So what're ya waiting for, woman? Finish that app or whatever it is you have to do and get me in! Those dwarves aren't gonna know what hit them!

chatterboxing

Aw, c'mon! Jus' cuz art from the fourth game's already makin' its rounds on this net thing don' mean y'gotta start givin' me a makeo'er instead o' jus' letting me keep the old look! 'sides, ain't like y'gonna actually do anything with me anyway!

goldandgiggles

Oh, look at you, blushing like a chantry sister. Stop testing the water and dive in already. I don't bite, you know.

Well, often.

amethyst_eyes

What are you trying to do to me?! If the collar wasn't tightening enough to very likely kill me I wouldn't even consider-

I hardly even know him in that place! You and his mun stuck us together for a week, and that was mostly spent going from my apartment to his lab once a day! He's not any better than anyone else either!

Stop calling it "just a five minute makeout"! It's not just anything!

I don't want to do anything like that with Muraki!

[Blah blah, your problems.]

wrapitup

Hah! You cannot be serious, Ghoulfriend. Not only do you lack style or my royal taste, but you're just not well, Me. You'll never be me. Not even in a million years could you be me. Though I suppose in a Normie kind of way it's kind of cute.

Alright, fine. I'm feeling generous, so for now I will let you play your little game, but you'll be doing a few things for me.

Number one, more icons. Yes, I need more, did you expect any less from me? A fabulous ruler needs a way to show off their beauty so others can gaze upon it.

Number two, You will study up on every ghoulishious thing about me. I will not let you ruin my reputation.

Number three, Find my ghoulfriends ~~Deuce or Ghoulia would be best~~. You can't expect me to go to some horrid place without them, can you?

Now, shoo! Before I change my ever so kind mind.

P.S. This username isn't as clever as you think it is.

shilowallace

I wonder if people would be annoyed if they knew how much you keep associating me with the "wrong" spooooky carnival...thing.

(I don't see why they should, I mean, like you always say, I don't even go there.)

halfcow

Wait, you are gonna do what? Fuck, you shitty bitch, that's really fucked up, y'know. [tch]

If you are gonna go with that, ya better make it worthwhile. Burning. I want that.

closetcase

You're actually surprised that you can't find anywhere that I would fit in.

That'd be funny if it weren't so sad. But, then again, they say things are funny when they're true, don't they? So, it must be hilarious.

Oh, who cares? The point is, get over it. Even if I haven't.

I think we have issues.

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