hey you it's time to speed up again!

[wontstopjust_go]

Hey, sweet! I was wondering when you'd pick me up again! I know it gets stuffy with all those fakers around, but I'll keep you on your feet and ready for action!

Speaking of which, there are a few Eggheads around here, huh? Might be time to get cracking! [ dohohohoho ]




I've beat him before, I can do it again! I blew up the Eclipse Cannon, didn't I? No one stops this hedgehog, especially not giant talking eggs and fake hedgehogs!

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[tree_puncher]

I'd like to note that every of those "fake" you's are just as real as you are. Where I come from there are over five million versions of myself and that number is growing, even though I've never wished to meet the other me's. But I know they're just as real as I am...

[wontstopjust_go]

...

Huh?

[ You've lost him. ]

[tree_puncher]

Um...

[Steve?'s not got sure how to talk about this... Yet he's trying cause it's something of big deal to him.]

Well... You talked of "fake hedgehogs" right? But isn't to them your the "fake" one? Can't you intend both be real but different people?

[wontstopjust_go]

... No, no! I mean, there's this guy who people keep mistaking for me! A black hedgehog named Shadow!

He's a huge pain. Talk about ego! He thinks he can take my spotlight? No way!

[mediocrespells]

Giant talking eggs?

[She is picturing something completely different than what he's actually talking about.]

[wontstopjust_go]

With big fat moustaches!

[mediocrespells]

[That does not make her mental image much more accurate.]

...Is that common where you're from?

[wontstopjust_go]

Depends how many times a week I get to kick his butt!

[mechabadass]

[Icon is relevant. And his arms are folded and he's tapping his foot.]

FAKERS, HUH?

[wontstopjust_go]

[ Jumps a bit. ]

Mecha Sonic!?

[mechabadass]

YES?

[wontstopjust_go]

Didn't I trounce you a while ago? Did you get rebuilt?

[twotailmechanic]

So is there a lot of Shadows around in your mun's headspace then?

[wontstopjust_go]

Well, yeah! I mean, she's got three of them up here! It's not cool!

[twotailmechanic]

Could be worse. You could have three Eggmans up there instead.

[wontstopjust_go]

Tails, you're right on as always.



Uuugh, just thinking about it is making me sick!

SA2 era Sonic? Awesome!

[notshadowfever]

Ho ho ho! I don't recall you blowing up anything! That brilliant plot would have succeeded, were it not for my grandfather's post-humous intervention.

Thanks! It was my favorite game.

[wontstopjust_go]

-- Say what?

[ Sonic just stops and blinks. ]

Eggman, what're you up to this time?! [ Being Pre-Last Story is mighty confusing for this hedgehog. ]

It's my favourite game too. My Eggman is from a little later though!

[notshadowfever]

What am I up to? The same as you, of course! Being enslaved in this so-called "headspace", of course! Ba ha ha!

Don't tell me you've already forgotten that ARK caper? Or hasn't it happened to you yet?

[hoorayformcnuggets]

Dude. Hi.

[wontstopjust_go]

Yo! [ He doesn't know you but he's gonna wave anyway. ]

[hoorayformcnuggets]

So Sonic, all the Robotniks and stuff are fighting over who's the best one and I'm on Team Eggman. We're gonna have, like, a steel cage match and the whole nine yards, so you're gonna watch when that happens, right?




Nothing against you or anything, I think you're cool. Just seriously. Robotnik Wrestlemania. Best thing, right?

Someone mentioned an egg that was giant?

[giant_talking_egg]

Well, well, well, look who finally decided to show up. Took you long enough, Sonic.

more eggmen!

[wontstopjust_go]

[ ... Looks behind himself, then back at Eggman. ]

Man, she wasn't kidding when she said there was more than one of you!

Indeed, all of them.

[giant_talking_egg]

You'd be surprised, timelines and all that.

[A shrug.]

Just out of plain curiosity, what time are you from?