aWW, mAN, yOU DON'T HAVE TO SOUND SO BITTER, ,,yEAH, i GOTTA ADMIT, iT TAKES A LOT OF WORK TO HANDLE THEM, bUT, wHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, i LIKE TO GIVE SOMEONE SOMETHING TO HOLD ON TO.
WWho the hell just says stuff like that casually anywway?
[ in fact he's going to steal that from you and put it in his secret poetry writing journal of secretness. it's next to his unfinished, future best seller nobody knows about: From my Quadrant to Yours: Dating Advice for Blackrom and Redrom.
Needless to say, it is all horribly written. But maybe this will boost his confidence in it. ]
Howw the fuck do ye evven socially interact by talkin' like that?
tHAT WOULD BE KINDA FUNNY, tHE WHOLE EATING YOUR OWN FACE PART, ,,, aND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO PULL OUT MY BEST MOVES ON YOU, yOU REALLY ARE HELPLESS, cAN'T EVEN LET A FINE PIECE OF WORK SUCH AS MYSELF, hELP YOU SCORE A BITCH,
I can sound as bitter as I please. An takin' demands from such a lowwblooded plebeian like yerself is insultin' Ta evven think I'd listen ta ye. Evven consider listenin' ta ye.
[ aka: thank you. he knows he's hot-- you're just way out of his league, so he's a little sick from that. ]
I'm gonna vvomit. Don't try an compliment... Hit on... Me like that again.
i DON'T KNOW, yOU SOUND LIKE THE KINDA GUY WHO LIKES TO TAKE ORDERS, yOU KNOW, i GET THAT WEIRD KINK-VIBE FROM YOU, ,,,, bUT HEY, i HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, i'M NOT REALLY HITTING ON YOU, uNLESS YOU REALLY ARE INTO THE WHOLE 'ORDER ME AROUND' THING,
this is a shock to him though. he's going to validate that you are, indeed, hitting on him. ] .... Ya called me hot. Kind a hot. That's hittin' on I wwould think.
But wwhatevver. I don't really wwant ta be hit on by you anywway. Repulsivve.
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As if wwe needed evven MORE attention drawwn to yer fuckin' horns.
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i CAN'T HELP IT IF IT ATTRACTS A LOT OF ATTENTION,
aND ALL THE BITCHES,
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I'vve alwways wwondered, peasant, howw the fuck do ye evven get through a bloody door?
It's really nothin' ta be proud of.
If anythin', it's hilarious.
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,,yEAH, i GOTTA ADMIT,
iT TAKES A LOT OF WORK TO HANDLE THEM,
bUT,
wHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, i LIKE TO GIVE SOMEONE SOMETHING TO HOLD ON TO.
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An poetic.
WWho the hell just says stuff like that casually anywway?
[ in fact he's going to steal that from you and put it in his secret poetry writing journal of secretness.
it's next to his unfinished, future best seller nobody knows about: From my Quadrant to Yours: Dating Advice for Blackrom and Redrom.
Needless to say, it is all horribly written.
But maybe this will boost his confidence in it. ]
Howw the fuck do ye evven socially interact by talkin' like that?
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aND WE ALL KNOW YOU DO,
}:)
aLL YOU NEED TO DO, iS ASK,
nICELY,,
rEEEEAL NICE
aND SLOW,
aND I’LL HELP YOU OUT,,
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I'd rather eat me owwn face than ask advvice from somebody so exceedingly far from the hemospectrum as you are in comparison ta me.
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tHE WHOLE EATING YOUR OWN FACE PART,
,,,
aND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO PULL OUT MY BEST MOVES ON YOU,
yOU REALLY ARE HELPLESS,
cAN'T EVEN LET A FINE PIECE OF WORK SUCH AS MYSELF, hELP YOU SCORE A BITCH,
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i mean come on he is the bucket master
king the buckets
all the buckets
every bucket
with his own hand. ]
I'm shore
Sure*
These movves ye are speakin' so highly of
Are just as imaginary as these bitches ye seem ta be claimin'
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IT'S KINDA HOT, I ADMIT,
};)
BUT REALLY,
A GUY NEEDS HIS SPACE TO CHILL,,,CAN'T KEEP THEM HANGING ALL THE TIME,
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An takin' demands from such a lowwblooded plebeian like yerself is insultin'
Ta evven think I'd listen ta ye.
Evven consider listenin' ta ye.
[ aka: thank you. he knows he's hot-- you're just way out of his league, so he's a little sick from that. ]
I'm gonna vvomit.
Don't try an compliment...
Hit on...
Me like that again.
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STILL. ]
i DON'T KNOW,
yOU SOUND LIKE THE KINDA GUY WHO LIKES TO TAKE ORDERS,
yOU KNOW,
i GET THAT WEIRD KINK-VIBE FROM YOU,
,,,,
bUT HEY, i HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU,
i'M NOT REALLY HITTING ON YOU,
uNLESS YOU REALLY ARE INTO THE WHOLE 'ORDER ME AROUND' THING,
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but ok.
this is a shock to him though.
he's going to validate that you are, indeed, hitting on him. ]
....
Ya called me hot.
Kind a hot.
That's hittin' on I wwould think.
But wwhatevver.
I don't really wwant ta be hit on by you anywway.
Repulsivve.
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wHICH IS MOST OF THE TIME, sO YEAH, fUCKING HOT,
nO SHAME IN SAYING IT,
bUT HEY,
hEEEEY LISTEN,
,,,
i LIKE A CHALLENGE,
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Don't EVVEN start that.
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rOMANCING YOU?