deadliestviper: (sugar and cream)
Beatrix Kiddo ([personal profile] deadliestviper) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-14 11:09 pm

Because romance is dead.

Sweetie. Let me make this perfectly clear, since you seem to have trouble grasping it.

The past is the past, and it ain't never happenin' again. Do you think I got this far by being stupid? Now I know Bill was one thing, you do too. But if I worked with O-Ren, Vernita, and Elle so long without anything besides well-deserved respect and hate developing, why would lust enter into it after they left me for dead? Why the fuck would I want to fuck anyone after the whole coma thing?

"Hate sex"? Please, bitch. My fucking and fighting days have gone the way of the Deadly Viper squad, I don't care who you're offering. Drop this bullshit; all I want to do is live what's left of my life in peace. So here's an idea: save your shipping and your lesbian fantasies for some other girl and let me find my daughter.
tree_puncher: (derp?)

Because this idea strikes me as oh so funny...

[personal profile] tree_puncher 2012-03-15 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Ummm... What is this Sex thing that you hate?

[Why yes, there is a 1.7 meters tall block man asking you about the birds and the bees... What of it?]
tree_puncher: (>.>)

Mmm... I'll try to be on the look out then! P:

[personal profile] tree_puncher 2012-03-15 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Umm.... I come from the Realm of Minecraft. And you didn't really answer my question.
tree_puncher: (Steve?)

[personal profile] tree_puncher 2012-03-15 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright then...
butisitzen: (new perspective)

[personal profile] butisitzen 2012-03-15 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
[He says it slowly, mulling it over.]

"Live... what's left of my life... in peace." I like that.
butisitzen: (zen time)

[personal profile] butisitzen 2012-03-15 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe. [Maybe more than he wants to admit]

Then again, the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
butisitzen: (sympathy)

[personal profile] butisitzen 2012-03-16 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
[He shrugs]

How about taking a step in another direction?

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sonofgoose: (Best way to wake up y/n?)

Did someone call for Chinese kung fu master? Anyone?

[personal profile] sonofgoose 2012-03-15 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
...Deadly Viper Squad?
sonofgoose: (Not feeling so hot.)

ngl, Po and the Bride threading at some point has been a very real DO WANT of mine haha

[personal profile] sonofgoose 2012-03-15 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
So...you guys are ribbon dancers, then?

ohmygosh, an O-Ren too!

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dielikeasamurai: (my heart would lie.)

[personal profile] dielikeasamurai 2012-03-15 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
People like you and I will never know peace, Kiddo. Even if we deserved it, which we don't.
dielikeasamurai: (I rather prefer selfishness from you.)

[personal profile] dielikeasamurai 2012-03-16 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lazy little smile.]

It's of no use here.

But keep it. We have better conversations like this.

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the_urban_tiger: Misfits (Not sure if I believe that)

[personal profile] the_urban_tiger 2012-03-16 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
... were you really called the "Deadly Viper Squad"?
the_urban_tiger: Misfits (Uh okay sure)

[personal profile] the_urban_tiger 2012-03-16 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently I missed that one. Sounds... [fucking stupid- pauses, apparently trying to put words to what he wants to say, and clearly fails] ... That was really your name?

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boomsticking: (enui - by cherrygraphx)

[personal profile] boomsticking 2012-03-18 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You're singing the same tune I've been singing to mine for years, lady. Only these damn muns don't give a shit about what we want.
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[personal profile] boomsticking 2012-03-27 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
She's thinking about putting me in space. Friggin' space. Dunno how her mind works.