On newest Friendship is Witchcraft

[gypsy_portals]

Listen, mun.

It's your choice to decide whether or not you thought the newest episode was any good! I thought Molestia's accent was painful to listen to, too. But she's a princess, those are designed to be annoying. But no matter what you say, the entire thing was worth it.

So you can just take your opinion and shove it, mister!

Love, Pinkie Pie. ♥

Comments

[fruity_puppeteer]

Would you call it grating?

[gypsy_portals]

Of course not. My cheese was perfectly unharmed!

[fruity_puppeteer]

Don't be so sure~

[Poof! Look at all that cheese. You know what we're gonna do now? GRATE GRATE GRATE.]

[gypsy_portals]

Neat! Now I can make quesadillas!

[Not even YOU are going to ruin HER good mood, disharmonious creature that may or may not exist in her canon.]

[fruity_puppeteer]

[What fresh hell is this? Hahaha nope, we WILL.]

Quesadillas? Bo-ring.

[Let's fry up that cheese on some chips.]

I prefer nachos.

[Splat.]

With tartar sauce.

[gypsy_portals]

[Okay, THAT made her a little confused. But even if the pastry chef in her was retching, she was still AOK!]

Hey, whatever derps your hooves!

you saw nothing

[fruity_puppeteer]

I'd be honored if you joined me in this feast~

[C'moooon, eat it, suffeeeer.]

aha I know who you are noooow

[gypsy_portals]

Nah, this party's BYOB!

[Come on, she's a gypsy. Funny potions in the food is elementary school level.]

yes I am blank

[fruity_puppeteer]

Yes, and clearly you did not BYOB. Would you refuse such a generous offer?

gasp.wav

[gypsy_portals]

[What. Are you just suggesting. What. No.]

Obviously, too much tartar sauce has made you gone blind! I brought my own B right here!

[and you get a box of mexican food right up in your grill. Chimicherry, or cherrychanga? Pinkie takes one and chomps it.]

Mm, chewy!

nooo.mp3

[fruity_puppeteer]

[WHAT the hell--what--NO.]

That doesn't count.

[solar_tyrant]

[Urge to kill... rising.]

... I'm so glad to see you're honest.

[gypsy_portals]

Unlike some ponies who say everypony is created equally but that earth ponies are less equal because everypony wants a unicorn or a pegasus!

[solar_tyrant]

[Chuckle]

Oh Pinkie, you think you know everything so well.

[littlestpumpkincake]

P-Pinkie~!

[gypsy_portals]

[Meep. Unintended consequence.]

N-now, now, mom.. you should probably get back into bed! Growing ponies need their sleep, after all!

[littlestpumpkincake]

[Mom? Silly Pinkie, you and Pumpkin share the same momma Multiverse? What Multiverse? besides, she doesn't want to go to bed now. She wants to play!

Catch her if you can!]

[gypsy_portals]

[Unlike the 'proper' Pinkie, this one at least got all her crash courses in responsibility at the orphanage! So she chases as best she can.

It's mildly easier when Pound isn't around to muddle things up. Which is to say, still impossible.]

C'mon now, Pumpkin... let's settle down for nini time!

[littlestpumpkincake]

[Yay~! Try and catch her Pinkie, she's using magic to fly again!]

[gypsy_portals]

[Oh no, not this time! She's prepared for that now, little missie! See, Pinkie now has...

A STEPLADDER!

...but getting you down from the cieling still involves catching up to you. Which... she still fails at. Faaaail.]

[littlestpumpkincake]

[You're going to have to do better than that!

Flies to the opposite side.]

[princess_molestia]

Accent, you say?

[gypsy_portals]

...Not you. The other Molestia. The one in charge of the moon, not the molesting.

[princess_molestia]

Oh, ponyfeathers!