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[residualforce]

So because you feel like you're doing a bad job writing down what I tell you, you're going to let your friend kill me? I'm not the broken half of this equation, so how does that fix anything? Your problem-solving skills are terrible. I'll just start giving you bad lines on purpose.

I know you're not trying to get me to go quiet. Go read those comics of yours and say that to me with a straight face. It never works. I've tried.

Besides, just this post shows how little self-control you have. You're doomed to failure.









....And if you let her use that guy, I really will sabotage any and all attempts at communication. I hate that guy. I could crush him with my little finger; there's no way he can realistically kill me. I'm calling foul.

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[amadmansshadow]

...

[Hi, he heard "kill me" being said by a line mate that isn't Top Manso now his giving Magnet a dirty look.]

[So who does he need to flip out and kill?]

[residualforce]

[be nice to Top Man, Shadow, it's not his fault Wily made you weak to a child's toy]

[also, your silence obviously needs to be filled up with words.]

What? Look, it always happens this way. I'm going to get killed, then I'm going to come back, and it's all great fun for them. I've given up getting offended about it. Except when it's this guy. He isn't even a robot and I've killed him before, but he keeps popping up. Why? It seems really inefficient to me to go around rebuilding humans like him. There are much better things for the average human to waste their minimal processing power on.

[he has magnetism too, and it isn't fair, Shadow]

[amadmansshadow]

[Still quiet as Magnet talks and when the other robot is done he speaks.]

Then he is a threat and I should dispose of him properly.

[That's why you have a crazy ninja as a little brother, Magnet, to make things fair.]

[residualforce]

How? I've killed him about three times now, using crushing, decapitation, and electricity.

He's not on these journal things, either. Bit of a gap there.

[Bit of bristly pride at his little brother wanting to handle Magnet's problems? Never.]

[amadmansshadow]

Poison. Humans don't tend to enjoy dying slowly and painfully from the inside out.

Then bring him here, unless he is a coward.

[Screw your pride Magnet, Wily's pride is at stake if one of his robots keeps getting murdered by some squishy human.]

[residualforce]

Poison is your answer to everything, isn't it?

That isn't my decision. He doesn't even live in the same head. Look, Shadow, I can handle it, okay? He's only killed me once. I've got the track record.

[amadmansshadow]

It's a humiliating way to die, that is all. [And it's not his answer to everything. Stabbing is his answer to everything.]

... If you say so, but if you cannot...

[that's a threat there, or something. who knows with Shadow.]

[residualforce]

[stabbing with poison?]

Yeah, yeah. If I bring shame to the Doc, I'll Magnet Missile myself in the head, okay?

...That would be kind of weird though, using a magnet on a magnet. What if it attached to my forehead? Then I'd have two. It would look ridiculous.

[amadmansshadow]

[His blades are, apparently, coated in the stuff so yes.]

... I was going to say I would have to kill your mun, but. [shrug]

It would be pointless, really.

[residualforce]

Well, it's kind of hard to tell with you. It's sort of an either-or thing.

I don't know. What if by having two magnets my magnetism gets stronger? I should probably try that someday.

[amadmansshadow]

Assume the worse then, for the cause of the problems.

I don't think magnets work that way, Magnet.

[residualforce]

Hey. I'm the one named Magnet Man. I would think I'd know how magnets work.

[DON'T INSERT LOGIC INTO HIS DREAMS, SHADOW, GEEZ]

[amadmansshadow]

[NOPE, ALL LOGIC UP IN HERE MAN.]

Except some of the Seconds didn't even know why their weaknesses are they way they are, I can imagine you not knowing how magnets work.

[magnets, how do they work?]

[fasternlightbot]

Muns are very unfair when it comes to the whole killing thing. Of course, killing alone is unfair, but who do you have as your executioner?

[residualforce]

Some human her friend came up with. He thinks he has magnetism too, but I'm better at it.

The only reason he can touch me is when they set things up that way. It's annoying.

[fasternlightbot]

Well a human with powers is better than just a plain old squishy human. There would be no excuse if that happened. It also makes little bit of sense. You might be stronger than him, but he's not made of metal, therefor mostly unaffected by you.

[residualforce]

[...why are you making excuses for him, what is this, Quick?]

Yeah, but a human with magnetism? He doesn't even use it properly. No technique.

[fasternlightbot]

[He's looking at it logically, that's all. It's not that he knows how it feels to be taken down by a squishy, noooo.]

Maybe that's why he got the upper hand. [shrug] But I don't know how it happened, so I can't say for certain.

[residualforce]

He had the favoritism of the players.

[Firm. Because this guy isn't allowed to be good or get good breaks. Nope.]

But I guess getting lucky out of sheer incompetence is possible.

[fasternlightbot]

What I mean is you're so good with your magnet stuff that when some guy comes around just throwing it around, it's possible to get caught off guard. But lucky stupidity works too.

[residualforce]

...Have an experience with this sort of thing?

[fasternlightbot]

[slight pause] ..No. What gave you that idea?

[residualforce]

You're being understanding and even using compliments. It's kind of weird.

[fasternlightbot]

Well getting killed sucks, no matter who it's by, and I'm not so much of a jerk that I'll kick you when you're down. We're both still Wilybots after all.

[residualforce]

[...]

So how many times has a human beat you?