dear_mun | Mar. 12th, 2012

Mar. 12th, 2012

Mun, I'm not sure that-- It really doesn't look like-- It's going to be so weird to explain this username, and--

...

Oh my gosh! How did I not notice before? Hello, Megan! It actually kind of does look like a tiny moustache from behind!

papalovesyou

MAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ♥

I'm trying to convince my lovely mundane that we need to be together! Two souls like ours can't be separated -- it's too cruel!

PLEASE WAIT FOR DADDY! I'm coooooming!

sufferheir

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sandwormie

...How many of these icons aren't even of me, now? Yeah, I know there's only so many pictures of me before I get older, but it's getting weird. You've got one of some guy even you don't know who he is, there's like five of my father when he was a kid, and there's that one of that Ben Skywalker guy, I have no idea-

[He's your future-son.]

...what?

What?

abhorrence

( Cut for spoilers? )

boobsandbounties

So I'm gonna end up replacing some dumb big boobed child in a place with talking animals that aren't mechanical?

And you think I'm not gonna think some jack ass drugged me and dumped me into the wilderness for shits and giggles? Oh, you think I'll accept it cause some moron from the Guardians is there! That makes perfect sense.

If you're an idiot.

Whatever, you're gonna do what you want so... just make sure everything makes sense for me alright?

windycitywizard

Well, better late than never, right? You said you were going to do this a while ago- back when you got through with the whole Splattercon!! mess. I appreciate trying to save me from being too surprised about having an apprentice. Not quite sure about your desire to see me get into more trouble before finally putting in an application at this Adstringendum place though. I was under the impression that the whole point of this exercise was to put me through the wringer yourself.

...Character development? Now I know how Calvin felt when his dad told him something would "build character". I've got plenty to spare already- just ask any of the crazies I've traded witty banter with.

Yeah, I thought that probably wouldn't work. As many magical heavyweights as I already have out for my blood, what's a couple more anyway, right? Just hurry up with the next book. I saw that thing about "wild monkey sex" on the Captain's wiki entry. And it'll be nice not having Thomas holding my relationship status over my head anymore.

-Oh, and one more thing. That other game, the one you're already in? The sex game? No. You know good and well how I feel about getting bullied into things, even if they're things I'd normally enjoy. And miss... for now at least.

polyturtle

"we'll have to change Don's name to Venus de Milo now lolol"

Miss Mun, I don't know what you mean by that, but just from the end of it, I know its not a compliment.

Is it bad that for once I'm glad my brothers aren't here so they don't see me?

shepardsvakarian

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holymotherofnisan

You know what would really help your voice testing.

Finishing the game first. No, being busy isn't a good excuse either. You can find the time! Or make the time, either one. If you're really determined, I know you'll find a way, mun.

Just consider it my vote of confidence in you, okay?

stonyface

Ma'am.

All I'm looking for is some good, honest work. Now I mean no disrespect but I'm not too sure I'm gonna find that here.

Much obliged, but I really should get going.

[canon is "The Trail to Hope Rose - AKA one of those super random tv-movies. 8D]

mangekyou

Do not pretend that my voice has anything to do with it, such disillusions will leave you too quick to regret. Your focus is elsewhere, and my preference has always been the background.

I am not leaving, even if the decision was one I could make.

derpaheal

It's...mun, right? I...guess this isn't so different from other places. But...

I was just wondering something. I mean, you can dismiss it if you'd like! It's just...you let me rest after Languishment, and then you took me to Mayfield. And now...you want me to go to Scorched? With my memories of Hell Pointe?

Maybe...maybe you're trying too hard. Maybe a canon review. And some rest. That might be better then rushing in.

Right?

justanothercop

Don't look at me. This was your idea. I don't feel the least bit sorry for you having to wait. Besides, it's not like you haven't given it your all. As for those writing samples - could you, for once in your life, write a sample that isn't completely depressing? I am, all things considered, a fairly -

Okay, so you might have a point that I'm not exactly a happy guy. But whose fault is that, eh? You plucked me up from one of the worst possible canon points you could think of because you wanted a lot of emotion to work with. Well, you got that in spades, Ma'am.

Just - be patient. I know that's not your strong suit but you managed to write that application of mine over the course of a month because you knew it needed that amount of time to be done right. So? You can wait a few more days. Besides, don't you have a real life to take care of? Go do your real job and come back here once that's finished.

vsdo2c

I'm pleased that you're thinking of me again, Miss Mun. It has been a very long time since I've been out like this.

It's ... nice.

Will we be departing for a new game soon?

[Pause.]

This time, will Gene be coming with us?

lordofthesea

All these damn humans everywhere. I don't know what you want with me but I know you're messing with the wrong person. I'll eat you alive. What game? There is no game. There is only me.

You want to come talk to me? Fine. But don't expect anything but death unless you have something worth my time.

wolfking

You make it sound as though I'm a king of wolves. Well, I suppose the Greatjon growls like one at times.

Jokes aside ... I do have a war to fight, you know. I cannot abandon the north to the Lannisters for your games. Especially games that involve you writing me from after this "Red Wedding", whatever that means.

If you think of me as your king (well, you are from a north -- just not my north), then you'll listen to my commands. Take these plans no further.

... seven hells.

lostmykindness

So we are actually doing this? Oh...but you can't think of a canon point.
...
W-well I guess you can, but can it please not be that point? There's a lot of important things happening at that time, I wouldn't want to leave the others to do it alone. And what's going to happen with Wormmon?

He's...not coming with me is he?

spider_in_westwood

Darling...dear, dear darling writer of mine.

Where has the time gone? Yes, you and your writing, your story about how Sherlock and I survived, right? Yes, and there's work, yes yes, of course, tons of that. Planning, you're always planning? Maybe that's why you got me instead of Sherlock. Yes, that'd make sense. And those shows you watch, all that telly rots your brain, you can't even THINK when it comes to putting a journal together for me, can you?

Your life is so BORING. Why wouldn't you want to play with me? Come, I can bring you so much entertainment! Well, might not be entertaining for me but, that's where you come in. You find me a Sherlock, darling, and I'll spin your world whichever way you want. Consider this quid pro quo. Give me something to DO and I'll make life fun again.

You've got icons up, yes. And the journal. Hm, yes. But what about my profile? Or maybe even a post or two? I'm the Consulting Criminal, how do you expect people to contact me? Magic? You're absolutely RIDICULOUS! So SLOW and BORING. Just like the rest of the ordinary people. Ugh, you're never going to learn, are you?

Just, shut up and work on that journal of mine. I'd like to be presentable shortly for my clients, lest you wish on ruining my business, which would not be wise on your part.

Fix it before I fix you. And not in a good way.

gacktselfinsert

When the war of the beasts brings about the world's end
The goddess descends from the sky
Wings of light and dark spread afar
She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting

[Yes, he is reciting the prologue of a story called loveless. No, there is nothing wrong with this. Loveless is legit.]

bitchesdontknowthatiknow

Hey, man. I appreciate your efforts to spread the word about the feminist conspiracy, I really do. But I don't think ripping me out from behind enemy lines and dropping me into uncharted territory is going to help our cause. I've spent years infiltrating Yamaku High - gathering intelligence, watching their movements, drawing up charts and blueprints... and I mean, the puppet show goes without saying. I'm like Mission: Impossible up in this shit. Deep undercover, y'know? So you should just go wherever it is you were thinking about by yourself and send back monthly status updates. It's the safest way. Just make sure not to use the phone lines - those bitches from the Student Council already have this whole place wiretapped. Good luck, soldier. We're all counting on you.

sightbeyondsight

So now that I'm here...now what? You said you won't be able to put me anywhere for a while. Which is fine, I guess. You've got things to get done, and so do I. And you won't even find out what happens to us until later this month, anyway.

...well, guess I'll have to just wait it out. In the meantime, you could probably get me some more icons. I don't just brood all the time, you know!

temptestament

Is it really that funny that I have the Mark of Opportunity? I know my luck isn't usually the best, but I really don't think they're going to completely cancel each other out like you're saying they should.

And what do you mean my illusion powers are like "an even more hax Kyouka Suigetsu"? I don't even know what that means.

schrodingersghost

Okay, that does it. I am not talking to you any more.

mermadia

[ Have a anime-verse Siren fall right into your lap . ]

Muuuuuuundane-san....?

[ Her voice is drawn out , spoken on absent minded lips . ]

Mundane-san, don't you have something you need to do?

... Oh, you've already done those things?

Then could you get me something to eat?

I'm hungry.

[ And Nyanko - san is bothering me up in headspace . . . ]

1000_faces

Somehow I don't think it will quite happen like that.

( Nyarly: Reunite with your loving wife and son. )

pfpth

Aha! So nostalgic for your glorified romance novels that they've infiltrated your dreams? Pfpth. And I had begun to suspect I was finally having a proper negative influence on you, mundane. If you really are so hopeless, then perhaps I should take more care in instilling some sense! Acting as a conscience, if you will. I shall be silent no longer! Consider me, as you might say, awake and kicking! Pfpth! Pfhthfpthfpth!!

oathkeeping

Come on. Why did you even bother? I'm not the only one living in your head—I'm not even the only me living in your head. You shouldn't have done this. I already have to deal with knowing other people deserve my life more than I do.

Because of canon points, huh? You could have picked a better one. But I guess if you chose this one, that means I don't have a lot of time left. But I'm not going to back down; I'm not going to give up what I've still got. My heart belongs to me.

Beside, you can admit it. You just liked the journal name.

hypos

You're not really expectin' me to be happy about this, are you?

unwilling_messiah

( spoilers ahoy )

greeedycat

Calm down, will you? So I took a little break. Can you blame me~? I've had so much to do, after all~

You know I don't like to admit this, but, I'm not...doing so well, there. And your fussing over it is both amusing and weird. Can we pick a path, here~? Are we coworkers, or are you going to go full-Mezool and try to 'mommy' me? Either way, stop with the...that concern thing. It's gross, mun or not. Just kick Uva in to getting me cell medals. That plus all my cores...

I think we'll both be feeling a lot better~

dragon_of_dojima

Well aren't you working quickly?

With the way it's fuelling you I'm almost glad you bought a PS3.

greeeaserbug

Here's a damned tip for you:

When your question is "How do I get back in the mindset to play a character," the answer is not "look at awful fanfiction to feel utter in-character revulsion at it."

Even if it worked.

talentsgirl

So - "Wingsville," is it? Just waiting on the final word? I've got to tell you, I'm impressed with the effort you put into the icons and all, but I can't say now is the best time to be taking me from Planet Earth. I mean, sure, a fifteen minute intermission is appreciated for the audience to stretch their legs, but we're heading into the climax now and I'd rather not miss it.

[Molly, honey, you don't really want to go to that Aztec temple, and we both know it. You know it's gonna be bad out there.]

Stop trying to convince me. Whether I want to go or not, I need to do it, and I don't care about those 'foreshadows' you keep trying not to tell me about.

...and the fact that Harry is going to be there really doesn't make a difference. He's just going to want to get back home to save his kid - and that's exactly what we're gonna do. So you can quit making icons now.

galloping_abs

[Listen! Do you hear that?]

[It's the sound of Torolf's coarse abs pulsing in the moonlight.]

[Don't scare him. You don't want his abs to gallop away, leaving the pink petals of your ****** bereft.]

lovedthedeadone

Oh, honestly, I can't believe you're taking this long to stop milling around and decide what to do with me. You had it planned, didn't you? Let that brute of a Northern man kill me and then bring me back in my awakened state.

Why are you hesitating? I know you have your hands full with that monstrous girl, Priscilla, but everyone needs a bit of variety in their lives, don't they?

And if you don't bring me back... how will I ever get revenge on Isley and Teresa?

eyeofthesorcerer

Heh heh heh! I must say, Mundane, this is a surprise! You've been dawdling about and staying your hand for longer than I care to pinpoint, I'm amazed you were actually able to convince yourself to allow me to speak! Why, if I left it all up to you I'm sure I wouldn't be speaking here at all!

Though it should be obvious, I'll state here for your tiny mind that I will not tolerate sitting here and being forced to the sidelines with the rest of the rabble that occupies this space. Find me somewhere so that I may begin my plans anew! Perhaps a place where I may return what that little green pest has done to me in kind.

tree_puncher

Alright, so you choose to try and join me to Ink City's Crack Community instead of getting up and making an App for the main one first? Great... Well I guess beggers can't be choosers. Someplace other then Dear Mun's better then just staying here all of my Existence.

[Oh come on Steve? you'll sure to have fun in the silly Memes... It's not so bad. And a sign I'm going to do more with you...]

Current Mood: apathetic

sonofgoose

Wait, what?

[Poor Po.]

...I don't understand. What's a ship got to do with anything?

futureprofessor

Miss Mun, I'm surprised! I never thought someone would ever choose me over Black! Or White! Or Cheren! Or---!

...y-yeah, you're right! I must stop this. I'm good in my own way, my answer is my strength! Just a little question, if it's alright? Is it true that my headmate was once a champion? ...W-what? N-no! I'm not nervous! At all!

I promise I'll work hard to be as fun as I can for you, Miss Mun! Now let's find a place where we can discover our path together!

Current Mood: excited

displaced_soldier

It's not that I'm not flattered by you taking an interest in me...I mean I am flattered but the place you are looking at is kinda harsh. No offense, but zombies don't sound like my idea of fun and less so when one of them is someone I know.

Come on, cut a guy some slack here!

friendship_reporter

No, mun. I don't like the idea of Spike disappearing.

I even less like the idea of how you're going to fix that gnome-whisper junk. Even if it means you can half-ass knowledge of the newest episode into my mind. ESPECIALLY if so.

That was not my proudest moment. And this will be even worse.

In conclusion, buck giant robots, buck tiny gnomes, BUCK EVERYTHING.

Your perturbed, abused muse,
Twiligth Sparkle

thunderbitch

Hmm. Yes. I'll take this name, thank you.

Don't you have real tags to do?

thirteenth_brat

It has it's charm, I guess?

... Yeah, Sora might like it... even if he kind if sucks at strategizing, but I think there's another muse in your head space that likes the game even more. You know who I mean. She was prodded when her boyfriend got accepted to

itsjustagamerp and even if you're not sure about playing a character who's smarter than you are, she's not going to quiet down, is she?

...

Maybe if you read the latest issues of that comic?

And what the hell kind of sound effect is 'spudow'?

Current Mood: curious
Current Music: Plants vs. Zombies BGM

cutlassfury

I know you were really dead-set on seeing the ending of the game, but you can't really blame yourself for something outside of your control, can you?

Your Dreamcast was really old, you can't really change that. But there will be other chances. You still have the game, and it's certainly not going anywhere, right? And hey, at least you got past the glitch with the Silver Shrine! Took a year, but you did it! I'd count that as an accomplishment, so you should too!

Now come on, let's go do this 'voice testing' you keep talking about. We can worry about Galcian when you can play the game again.

sauntervaguelydownwards

London has more than one road, believe me, and I'm picky about my space. I don't care what fanon says, I refuse to live at 221A Baker Street and that's final.

Current Mood: pissed off
Current Location: anywhere but

exceptfebruary

Mundane. We agree, don't we? About the trolls. We've finally spoken to all the signs the City has - the Aries, the Taurus, the Cancer, the Leo, the Virgo, the Libra, the Scorpio, the Capricorn, the Aquarius and the Pisces. All that we are missing is the one with the sign of the Gemini, and the one with the sign of the Sagittarius.

You anticipate it, as do I. The set must be completed. All twelve must come together and be collected. The zodiac will finally be mine.

In the meantime, perhaps you will allow me to speak to them more? We must make use of the time we have.

Do not allow them to slip away from me, Mundane.

shadow_npcs

It had to be done. There are worlds at stake. Tristan must find his other half.

I can't think of any "or else."

(OOC: Game is Throne of Shadows, character is one of the NPCs)

custardfishsticks

You know, as much as I appreciate this, and really, I do, don't you think this is a little... tiny bit rushed? You haven't seen nearly all of my episodes yet, you're not so sure about my voice and you're really not sure where you're going with this which are all good indicators that maybe you'll need a little more research before you- oh. Well. Yes, I suppose you've had a few spoilers for a few really sad things. That's a bit discouraging, isn't it.

Well, not to spoil it any more for you or anything, but... everything's going to be alright.
I promise.

theverylast

This decision is not wise human, not when there are still Reapers for me to fight.

fondueist

If I go, do I get a helmet like Sandy the Squirrel?

forsakenbythegods

You missed me? Do you think I care? No, you know what I must do. So, thinking of playing me in one of these games as you plan to do with the other two is never going to happen.

Unless, you can bring them there. I'll follow that road to the end.

thespark

Dear Mun,

While I admire your determination and appreciate how much you're putting into this, I want you to remember that you can take your time! It's kind of flattering that you'd pick me, especially when I know there are other ponies you've had your eye on for much longer, and even others, from other worlds. It's going to be a new experience for both of us, especially when I've had my friends there for so long to help guide me. Sure, it's a new place, with new friends to make and everything, but hey! At least they have a library, and maybe somepony we know will show up once we're settled! But you have an entire day and night to finish your application, and even if you're not done by then it doesn't mean someone's going to swoop in after you. So don't push yourself, and remember that it's always good to have a back up plan. Or three.

Sincerely,
Twilight Sparkle

P.S. You are familiar with my world, remember? I know how to wear clothes, and I don't think it would be funny to put them on backwards the first day I'm human! I won't be that flustered.

P.P.S. Okay, so I might. My point still stands.

I think we have issues.

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