mun ran across something involving po/shen and is totally going to hell for laughing

[sonofgoose]

Wait, what?

[Poor Po.]

...I don't understand. What's a ship got to do with anything?

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[god_not_goth]

[Okay talking Panda. That's new even for Hades.]

A "ship" in this case is short for relationship. A relationship of the romantic kind.

[sonofgoose]

[Always with the talking panda issue...]

Yeah, but...what?

[god_not_goth]

I don't know who the other one is so I can't say but I'm going to assume they are your enemy or someone you would never consider being romantic with.

[sonofgoose]

[Yes and yes, and also...]

I don't, uh...romance? That's, uh... [Not Po, that's what it is, he just can't quite tongue around the words in the mouth of the saying things.]

[god_not_goth]

Let me guess, you're still to young for that?

[sonofgoose]

[...]

No, I'm not. I just...I'm too busy with other things to really think about that. [And there are no other pandas, and Tigress is Tigress, and...he's thirty, okay, and just recently moved out of his dad's place.]

[god_not_goth]

When you find someone you'll make time.

[sonofgoose]

[Those green eyes narrow slightly.]

I suppose.

[god_not_goth]

Are you doubting a god?

[sonofgoose]

[He doesn't know what a god is, either, but okay.]

Uh...no?

[snowcloak]

Don't ask. Just...trust me on this.

[sonofgoose]

[Well, someone's a pretty little...odd animal!]

Uh, I was told it was romantic? But that makes even less sense, since, uh...he's dead.

[And killed Po's parents and entire species. And others. And stole pots and pans. And tried to kill him and the Furious Five. And regarded Po as his mortal enemy. And died rather than shape up.

...and he's a peacock, and Po has no idea what romance really means and also he doesn't get it.]

[snowcloak]

It's really not one of those things that's supposed to make sense. Mundanes are weird like that.

[sonofgoose]

Oh, it's not something my mun did...it was something she saw and laughed at and it's...I don't get why it's funny?

[fruity_puppeteer]

Ships are delightful little vessels to carry passengers to fun little flights of fancy!

Now take that metaphor and apply it to you.

You're the ship and the fandom's riding you to their little fantasies.

[sonofgoose]

[Buh buh bwuh what]

...is that like a "pairing" then?

[fruity_puppeteer]

Yes, but I'm afraid those harbors aren't so welcoming~

[sonofgoose]

But...romance?

[fruity_puppeteer]

Yes, millions of strangers putting you in romantic situations to their hearts content! Isn't that a comforting thought?

[sonofgoose]

[...WHAT]

...uh, no. No, not really.

[fruity_puppeteer]

Just be grateful you haven't seen the more sordid parts of the internet~

Or is that beyond your time? Oh well.

[sonofgoose]

[Does his mun need to remind Discord's mun of them linking a certain blog...]

Maybe, but...I just ignore it, really. Though this, like, it involves me...directly? Like, right on me.

NSFW cause we're destroying people's lives here

[fruity_puppeteer]

[Glad you asked! Discord snaps up a laptop and plops it down in front of the panda.]

Well, this shouldn't concern you at all.

Seriously, NSFW, it's Charlie Sheen/Tigress. Get the joke there?

[sonofgoose]

[...



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Po's just going to put his paws to his eyes now, not saying anything but totally not looking because what the HECK IS THAT!?]

Turn back we warned you.

[fruity_puppeteer]

Alas, you sail out too far and you meet icebergs~

Like Ahab's dead body urging the sailors to their watery graves...

[sonofgoose]

That's a picture thing, not ice?