UPD8.

[abhorrence]

YEAH. FUCK IT. LET'S GIVE THIS SHIT A SHOT.
FUCKING YES. MATURITY.
THIS IS SOME FUCKING MATURITY RIGHT NOPE.
NOT DOING IT.
NOT GIVING IN TO THAT FUCKING PRETENTIOUS AS SHIT BULLSHIT.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT'S EASIER TO READ.
PEOPLE CAN FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.
AND STOP TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK WE'VE BEEN DOING ON THE METEOR.
IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING.

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

whoaaaahhhhh
is this red font a thing that is gonna happen
because that is kind of weird :o

[abhorrence]

HELL FUCKING NO.
I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE THE HIGH GRUB NOOKLICKING FUCKSTICK WHOSE NAME I WON'T FUCKING MENTION IN THIS CONVERSATION.
BECAUSE HE JUST RUINS CIVILIZATION WITH HOW FUCKING OBNOXIOUS HE IS.
WITH HIS FUCKING RED FONT AND HIS FUCKING COOL SHADES.
GODDAMMIT.
HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE ON THIS ROCK?
I MIGHT KILL SOMEONE, JADE.
I'M FUCKING SERIOUS.
I MIGHT FLIP A FUCKING SHIT AND PUNCH HIM IN HIS WASTECHUTE.

[nukeoleptic]

hahahahaha!!!
jeeez it sounds like you are having so much fun
alllll the fun
just another two years, karkat :P
i am sure you can hold out that long

[abhorrence]

HELL.
FUCKING.
NO.
I'M GOING TO SET UP A FUCKING BORDER THAT PEOPLE CAN'T CROSS SO THAT I CAN GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM SOME OF THE IDIOTS I'M STUCK WITH.
SERIOUSLY.
LIVING WITH HUMANS IS WEIRD SHIT.
I CAN'T DEAL WITH TWO YEARS OF JUST STARING AT EACH OTHER.

[nukeoleptic]

hey, karkat?
do me a huuuuge favor??? :o

[abhorrence]

SURE. GO FOR IT.
I FEEL PRETTY CHARITABLE TODAY.

[moveslikestrider]

haha youre still going on about that
leave the red text to those who know how to appreciate her
and obviously boring shit has been happening thats what
with a side order of rose trying to analyze all of us
im already her summer home the rest of you dicks can put up with it to give me a break

[abhorrence]

FUCK YOU.
AND STOP MAKING THE RED TEXT A SENTIENT FUCKING ENTITY, DOUCHEBAG.
IT ISN'T A FUCKING PERSON.
IT HAS NO PERSONALITY.
IT'S JUST A FUCKING FONT COLOR THAT ASSHOLES LIKE YOU USE TO LOOK COOL.
SPOILER ALERT, FUCKASS: YOU AREN'T THAT FUCKING COOL.
AND FUCK THAT.
I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH ANOTHER FUCKING MINUTE OF THIS SHIT.

fucking god my typos

[moveslikestrider]

now youre just hurting her feelings
making her bawl candy tears
all the tears
shes resorted to eating that tub of mint and chocolate ice cream
anyways why does it fucking matter so much
i never got that part

<333

[abhorrence]

THE FUCKING TEXT IS NOT A FUCKING FEMALE SENTIENT CREATURE, STRIDER.
JEGUS FUCKING SHIT.
IT'S A FUCKING COLOR.
NO ONE GIVES TWO FUCKS ABOUT A COLOR.
AND IT MATTERS BECAUSE I FUCKING SAY IT MATTERS.
THAT'S IT.
END OF STORY.
THE END.

<3333

[moveslikestrider]

wow so cold man like arctic chill washing through here
talk like that just brings a girl down
and apparently you give a fuck with how much you go on about it
if it doesnt matter then who gives a fuck move on
before rose decides youre next on the hit parade of psychoanalyzing

[abhorrence]

NO ONE IS GOING TO PSYCHOANALYZE MY TEXT, DAMMIT.
THAT'S SUCH A STUPID FUCKING THING TO FOCUS ON.
ALL OF YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS.
IF ANYONE NEEDS TO BE PSYCHOANALYZED, IT'S ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES.
OH, LET'S JUST USE MY BLOOD COLOR FOR A TEXT.
HOW FUCKING MORBID IS THAT?
IT'S JUST A FUCKING COLOR.
SO, IN SHORT: FUCK THAT BULLSHIT.
I'M GOING TO BE GREY AND NO ONE CAN FUCKING STOP ME.
I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.

[Nope, still not caring over here.]

[moveslikestrider]

does this mean youll stop bitching about it
that would be so sweet you dont even know

[abhorrence]

YOU ARE TRAPPED WITH ME FOR TWO MORE MOTHERFUCKING "YEARS", STRIDER.
GET THE FUCK USED TO IT.

[moveslikestrider]

might as well start wagging your finger and going mmhm too
you already oh no he didnt about yourself
whats a bit further into this stereotype

[abhorrence]

... WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.

[moveslikestrider]

nothing at all
anyway
new topic
pick one

[god_not_goth]

But thinking and questioning is better than assuming at least.

Right? Little god.

[abhorrence]

... WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
DID YOU JUST CALL ME GOD?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

[god_not_goth]

Assuming can be dangerous. Gets generals and princes killed.

Also I called you a god. Despite any trouble you had you did help in the creation of a universe and could potentially gain near-immortality.

Besides you're more tolerable than most of the lot I'm stuck with.

[abhorrence]

WHOA.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME A FUCKING GOD.
I DON'T WANT THAT KIND OF SHIT ON MY FUCKING SHOULDERS.
I PLAYED THE GAME BECAUSE THE GAME NEEDED TO BE PLAYED.
I GOT MY SHIT DONE BECAUSE I HAD A GROUP OF PEOPLE TO LEAD.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M A FUCKING GOD.
AND BESIDES, IF THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO BE A GOD, THEN THE STANDARDS ARE SERIOUSLY LACKING.
VRISKA FUCKING SEKRET COULD BE A GOD.
JEGUS.
GET A NEW DEFINITION.

[god_not_goth]

Vriska? She's not as bad as many of the other gods to be honest

[abhorrence]

...DUDE.
SERIOUSLY.
I'M TRYING TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY HERE, BUT THE MORE YOU TALK, THE MORE I JUST THINK YOU NEED TO BE EDUCATED IN THE FINER ART OF THINKING.

[god_not_goth]

If you saw what I had to deal with you would be more than inclined to believe me.

Vriska is a wiggler compared to Zeus or Hera.

[abhorrence]

YEAH, OKAY, JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE IS LESS DOUCHEY DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE FIT TO BE A GOD OR A CREATOR OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
HALF OF THE PEOPLE WE HAD PLAYING THE GAME PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PLAYING IT TO BEGIN WITH.
THE TWELVE OF US LOGGED ON BECAUSE WE FUCKING HAD TO.
IT WAS DESTINY OR SOME SUCH BULLSHIT.

[god_not_goth]

I'm just making a point that intelligence and kindness aren't prerequisites. You're a god simply by virtue of being a god. Sure everyone has their place in things, for instance I tend to the souls of the dead, but otherwise most of the gods just do their own thing and could be considered very unfit for those sorts of duties.

[abhorrence]

NO, FUCKWEED, I'M NOT.
YOU AREN'T FUCKING GETTING IT.
BEING A GOD TAKES MORE THAN THE FUCKING ABILITY TO JUST CREATE SOMETHING.
OUR SESSION WAS A FUCKING FAILURE.
IF I WAS A GOD, I WOULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO FUCKING FIX IT.
I WOULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO RESET THE GAME WITH MY OWN FUCKING POWER.
BUT I COULDN'T.
WE WERE PLAYERS IN A FUCKING GAME CREATED BY SOMEONE ELSE.
CREATING A GODDAMN UNIVERSE DOESN'T MEAN JACK FUCKING SHIT IN TERMS OF BEING A GOD.
IT HAS A SET OF FUCKING RESPONSIBILITIES THAT YOU CANNOT FUCKING FAIL.
OUR SESSION FAILED.
THEREFORE: NOT GODS.
JUST KIDS.
MOVE THE FUCK ON FROM THIS TOPIC BECAUSE I'M GETTING PISSED.

[god_not_goth]

Very well though from what I have been told you're constantly angry anyway.

What topic would you prefer?

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwait a fuckin second here
dont tell me that red is wwhat i think it is

[abhorrence]

IT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN I PUNCH IT FOR BEING A DOUCHEBAG.
MOVE THE FUCK ON, ERIDAN.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwoww ok no i really dont think i wwill
are you seriously tellin me that after all this time our disorganized mess of a group wwas takin orders
from a fuckin mutant
my god i suddenly understand wwhy evverythin wwent to shit as it did
as if someone like you wwas evver fit to lead but this just furthers my fuckin point beyond all reasonin
fuck
i dont evven knoww wwhat to say about this i cant evven form wwords to convvey my disgust

[manipuleights]

Wow, way to wimp out when you finally grew some 8alls.

[abhorrence]

THERE.
IS.
NO.
FUCKING.
POINT.
TO.
COLORING.
OUR.
TEXT.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT AM I THE ONLY ONE IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE TO SEE THAT?
IT'S A GODDAMN TEXT COLOR.
NO ONE FUCKING CARES IF YOU'RE BLUE OR GREEN OR PURPLE OR MOTHERFUCKING INDIGO.
NO.
ONE.
CARES.
IT'S A GODDAMN STUPID HIERARCHY OF FUCKING BULLSHIT THAT DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING MATTER.

Why am I here? I don't know... To get yelled at? Maybe.

[tree_puncher]

Umm... Why would the color red mean anything over grey? Grey's an awesome color.

[Then the Block Man with the name Steve? floating above his head in White text looks to the side thinking to himself. About colors and stuff.]

Then again Redstone Dust does have better uses...