the worst way to wake up a muse

[greeeaserbug]

Here's a damned tip for you:

When your question is "How do I get back in the mindset to play a character," the answer is not "look at awful fanfiction to feel utter in-character revulsion at it."

Even if it worked.

Comments

[acutabovetherest]

What's the big deal? I'd think a guy like you could stand to be bugged now and then...

[greeeaserbug]

Oh, never heard that one better.

[Bug jokes. So passé.]

[kamenriderdecade]

If it works, it works. I don't see the problem.

[greeeaserbug]

There are lines that are better uncrossed.

Let's see if you understand it this way. You're sleeping. Let's say I need you awake. I can either sound an alarm, or hit you square in the face.

[kamenriderdecade]

But I'd be a lot more alert after waking if you punched me in the face, that's for sure.

[problem uva?]

[catcameback]

Sounds like an awful mun. Mine is generally sweet. She just watches our show over and over and over again.

[hinooo]

You do have a nice mun, Kazari.

whoops note to self check inbox every now and then

[greeeaserbug]

Hah. This one's constantly whining about wanting to watch it, but can't bear to.

And then she pulls things like this.

[hehe, been there]

[catcameback]

This one cries when I die, though. Every time.

Which I suppose is why she decided to have me resurrected as a human.

[greeeaserbug]

[Uva double takes at that. You don't...look all that different. Hey he wonders if you'd die if he stabbed you............just an idle thought, really, honestly]

As a human?

Hahahah! And that's supposed to be a kindness! I'm never going to understand these people.

[catcameback]

Watch your idle thoughts, Uva. I'm not without my claws. There's a lot of possibilities in certain... ah, multiverses.

[greeeaserbug]

[Yeah, just gonna sneer at that.]

Possibilities, sure. But Greeed rule one is still humans are prey.

[But now you've got him thinking. Maybe not see if he'd die, per se. But what if he bled that would be so weiiiiird.

...oh god, would it be possible to make a yummy from him...?]

[catcameback]

[Grumbles]

See, this is why I hate you, Uva. You alone are so singularly incapable of thinking outside the box.

[And all that bullshit from the mun about 'missing' you is just that. Total human bullshit.]

[greeeaserbug]

You know, there's such a thing as working within constraints.

[But like hell he's going to argue philosophies.]

[hinooo]

Uva? What happened?!

[greeeaserbug]

And you care why, OOO?

It's less of a single happening and more of a bad fanfiction viewing habit. It's the...

[He sneers.]

...icing, on the abominable cake.

[hinooo]

I always care about what's happening, so I can stop you.

...ah. My sympathies. My mun's weaning herself off that but it's a slow process.

[greeeaserbug]

Predictably.

It would be much faster to, hm, let's see, obliterate the source entirely.

But apparently I can't just electrocute the entire internet and let the smolders sort it out.