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Spat ([personal profile] pfpth) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-12 01:08 pm
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Aha! So nostalgic for your glorified romance novels that they've infiltrated your dreams? Pfpth. And I had begun to suspect I was finally having a proper negative influence on you, mundane. If you really are so hopeless, then perhaps I should take more care in instilling some sense! Acting as a conscience, if you will. I shall be silent no longer! Consider me, as you might say, awake and kicking! Pfpth! Pfhthfpthfpth!!
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[personal profile] minor_setback 2012-03-12 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Romance novels? I can't say I've ever attempted to read any.
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[personal profile] minor_setback 2012-03-12 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hmmm...]

How poorly written? Are we talking Twilight bad... or worse?
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[personal profile] minor_setback 2012-03-12 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Evil the Cat chuckles evilly.]

I suppose you don't mind if I torture your mun with said romance novel.

And don't worry, I'll repeat reading it to him or her as many times as he wishes~.
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[personal profile] minor_setback 2012-03-12 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[This completely baffles Evil the Cat.]

...She... She likes horrendous literature? How...? Is your mun ten times more idiotic than a normal human!?
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[personal profile] minor_setback 2012-03-12 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm. Do not worry. Humans are normally idiotic and easy to manipulate.

I even convinced one or two to aid me in the destruction of the universe. It took no more than a minute.
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[personal profile] minor_setback 2012-03-12 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...Such as Earthworms. Even if they are as idiotic as humans.

But most other species have the capability of intelligence.