finally watched fate/zero, voicetesting, be gentle with me

[surpassing_all]

So, then.

I am Gilgamesh, surpassing all other kings; he who defeated Humbaba, who killed the Bull of Heaven; he whose fame has reached the skies and spanned for centuries; I am two-thirds a god, all the luxury there is or was or will be is mine by rights; and you--

You low-bred cur born and raised in darkness, you who knows nothing of the sun, you have it in your flimsy half-formed mind to command me?  I find in you neither magic nor might, no power that could overrule mine. Upon what authority do you derive your ownership?

Answer, mongrel, unless you wish to forfeit your life!

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oshi--

[1000_faces]

Hahaha...

Ahahahahaha! The great king makes his appearance!

Yes, surely you are a king among kings, a god among gods!

And yet, even you are nothing.

right back atcha

[surpassing_all]

[And you were doing so well up until that last sentence!]

...Such blasphemy is punishable by death. Who are you, base dog, to talk to me thus?

[1000_faces]

Did you forget who I am, Gilgamesh?

Leave it to you to forget about the putrid darkness within your own soul.

[surpassing_all]

There is no such darkness in me. Your eyes must be clouded by your own.

[1000_faces]

But my darkness is your darkness, Gilgamesh. I am everything you are afraid of, everything you despise about yourself. Multiply that by how many humans run around this miserable planet.

That is what I am.

[of_valhalla]

Ugh. I've got you for a persona?

[surpassing_all]

A persona? Your words are nonsensical. Explain.

[of_valhalla]

It's a... I guess it's like a "mask" people wear to present to the world. In this case, it's a spirit that you can summon to protect you.

[surpassing_all]

Akin to a Servant, then. I see. And I am yours?

[of_valhalla]

I guess.

I don't think I would have let the mun choose you if I'd known you were such a dick, though.

[surpassing_all]

Treasonous talk, ingrate. You ought not insult your Servant when you have yet to prove yourself a worthy Master.

[of_valhalla]

Hey, at least I don't think I'm the greatest thing to ever walk the planet.

[surpassing_all]

It would be hubristic of you to believe that. For myself, it is merely a statement of fact.

[of_valhalla]

You're such a hypocrite.

[notbloodylikely]

But do you know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

[surpassing_all]

[All you're getting for that is a blank stare, sorry. He has no idea what cinnamon toast crunch is. Or even a 'kid'. Why are you talking about baby goats?]

[notbloodylikely]

...Nothing, huh?

[surpassing_all]

What is this "cinnamon toast crunch" of which you speak?

[notbloodylikely]

If I had to guess, I'd think it's food.

[makesfearstrue]

Mundanes won't listen to death threats, sir.

[surpassing_all]

Perhaps not from lesser mortals. You forget who you are speaking to.

[makesfearstrue]

I'm afraid I don't know who you are.

[Sorry, from a different planet.]

[surpassing_all]

Is that so? Pathetic cur, living away from the light, never knowing the name of your King-- I pity you enough to forgive your insolence.

[Yeah, he is such an ass.]

[makesfearstrue]

[Oh don't worry, Enil can troll him. She's gotten good at it.]

Filgaia does not have kings. As for myself, I prefer to work in the dark.

[surpassing_all]

A land outside my knowledge. But a pitiful one, undoubtedly, without a divinely ordained ruler to steer it on course.

[makesfearstrue]

Only due to a war that has lasted for 78 years.

[like_a_lion]

Boastful as always, King of Heroes.

[surpassing_all]

Call it that if you wish! I live up to my epithets, King of Knights.

[darklordofrings]

You are but another arrogant mortal king asking to be humbled at the hands of Sauron, the true supreme ruler.

[ironbloodglassheart]

You can't kill your mun, Gilgamesh.