Homeless forever.

[destinedfordeath]

Oh come on! Where's Partner? I mean, this ain't too bad, but we gotta go on some adventures.

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Monkey D. Luffy? I could just die happy now...

[tree_puncher]

Somehow your maying my Mun do a weird dance of happyness...

[Yes this is a 1.7 meters tall Block Man who's got his name Steve? floating above his head.]

Nope, not Monkey D. Luffy, close though.

[destinedfordeath]

Oh? Well, would you like to join my crew?

[ 8D weird blocky guy? totally all good. gol d. roger does not care for looks, only effectiveness. ]

Ah... Young!Roger is easy to mix up with Luffy.

[tree_puncher]

Join your Crew? What's that mean?

Re: Ah... Young!Roger is easy to mix up with Luffy.

[destinedfordeath]

My pirate crew, of course!

[ ;D ALL THE SMILES. ]

[tree_puncher]

[Steve? likes the smiles... But he's feels dumb, but has to ask.]

What's a Pirate?

[destinedfordeath]

Only the best thing to be in the world. [ duh. who doesn't know what a pirate is? ]

[tree_puncher]

Um... Really... I don't know what a Pirate is... They don't exist in The Realm of Minecraft, far as I know.

[destinedfordeath]

We raid, pillage and plunder booty. Also have awesome adventures.

[ eyes twinkle ]

What the hell is Mineraft? Is it a mystery island on the Grandline?

[ MYSTERY MINECRAFT???? ]

[tree_puncher]

Um... No... It's a place not on this Grandline but someplace not anywhere on your Realm... But the Realm I come from. It's hard to explain...

But this Pirate thing sounds sorta fun...

[destinedfordeath]

Good! What can you do? Shoot lasers from you eyes? Kill things with a punch?

[tree_puncher]

Yes... I can kill things with a punch... Just takes a lot of hits to do so. I like more to craft swords... Best swords are the Diamdon Swords... Helps with killing thinks a lot. Also I'm not half bad with a Bow.

I mean I've fought Zombies, Skeletons, Creepers and Endermen all my life with swords I've made with my own two hands. So I'm good with killing Mobs.

[destinedfordeath]

...Huh, you're recruited! Welcome to the Jolly Roger pirates.

*laughs at the idea of Steve? being in One Piece.*

[tree_puncher]

Cool...

[fierybluebird]

Wow.

[Nope... that's it. Rogers you just get a wow.]

[destinedfordeath]

It's Newgate's turkey!

Hey Turkey! [ :D :D :D :D ]

[fierybluebird]

PHOENIX! [And then Ace wonders why Marco insists they're nothing alike.]

[destinedfordeath]

EH, tomato, tamato! You're a bird, you just need that uh....

[put's his hand under his chin and imitates that dangly thing.] and the, gobble gobble gobble and you're a turkey!

[fierybluebird]

[Stares at.]

I swear you're almost as bad as Garp.

[destinedfordeath]

Pah, don't say that, Turkey-boy! Garp's so not my style!

[fierybluebird]

Could have fooled me, eh.

you made my day, thank you also 1/2

[hiken_ace]

[Hey, Roger. Here. Have Ace giving you a death glare.

And bursting into flames. Yes, he was very happy without you here. You just had to show up and ruin it all.

Fan-fucking-tastic day this was becoming.]

2/2

[hiken_ace]

[So yeah, with his flames flaring, he's coming your way for a punch in the face.

Sorry, dad, he's really not happy to see you. At all.] WHY ARE YOU HERE!?! YOU BASTARD!!!

[destinedfordeath]

[ DODGES LIKE A BOSS ]

Hey, hey, who're you? I have no beef with you!

[hiken_ace]

LIKE FUCKING HELL YOU DON'T!!! [Have another punch.]

GET OUT!

[destinedfordeath]

[ another dodge ;; ]

Oi, oi... Who are you?

[hiken_ace]

[He stands still, trembling and points to the scar on his chest.]

I'm the one who got this because of your goddamn blood.

[destinedfordeath]

.... [ gawwwk ]

Sorry, mate, I'd have to be .... a lot older to have fathered a kid. [ blinks. he's 18 here /sob ]

[hiken_ace]

Well, you did. And we both suffered like you wouldn't believe for it.

[21 on this end.]

[destinedfordeath]

....Huh.

Sorry, then.

[hiken_ace]

[....sorry? Sorry?? That's IT? That's all he's going to say?

Fuck that.]

SORRY WON'T CUT IT!!! WE'RE BOTH DEAD BECAUSE OF YOUR GODDAMN BLOOD!

family all up in here

[if_its_a_boy]

[Have Rouge over here, just giggling a little.]

Ever the romantic for the sea, hm, Roger?

alllll the family.

[destinedfordeath]

[ shit eating grin. ]

Obviously, Rouge!

yesssss

[if_its_a_boy]

[She laughs.]

Well, maybe you'll get lucky and find your crew.

[destinedfordeath]

I'd hope so. I miss Partner.

[thatsnotcute]

[You look strangely familiar, sir. Strangely familiar indeed. Perona purses and puckers her lips, regarding you with scrutiny.]

...Straw Hat boy?

[destinedfordeath]

Hm? What? No! You got me mistaken for another handsome man with a straw-hat! [ flirting, what? ]

[thatsnotcute]

[...Ew. Ewww, is she getting hit on by someone that resembles the Straw Hat boy?! Perona visibly cringes as a cold shiver runs up her spine, and she turns her nose up at Roger.]

I don't think I know anyone who fits that description. Certainly not handsome, in the very least! Or cute! [THAT'S IMPORTANT, OKAY.]

[sunny_pirate]

Luffy-san, who do you mean? [He's never heard Luffy refer to anyone as "Partner", and his mundane isn't going to bother informing Jinbei of his mistake.]