this won't end horribly at all. [canon: The Lorax]

[truffulacide]

You know, this...is actually kinda cool. Don't get me wrong; this place smells worse than my sock drawer and it's teaming with weirdos that make Mustache look normal, but at least you can tell it won't be boring. Throw in a bag of marshmallows and I might even overlook the fact that this is technically kidnapping.

[...]

- Don't give me that look. It's not even flagrant bribery! It's so - unflagrant that it might as well be charity! Good will from you to me. Mostly from you.