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[unwilling_messiah]

No. Mun. I do not want to talk about it. I want to get my goddamned job done.

Leave me alone and let me work. Please.


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[tofightfor]

They always wanna talk.

[unwilling_messiah]

Yea. I'm just not in the mood to talk about my feelings.

[tofightfor]

An' that's there favorite topic.

[unwilling_messiah]

Unfortunately.

[tofightfor]

Take that's what all the botherin's been about, yea?

[unwilling_messiah]

Pretty much. She's afraid I'm 'not mentally sound.' I think I'm doing pretty good.

[tofightfor]

[Fang lets out a short laugh. 'Mentally sound'. Right.]

Think they need t'focus on their own minds more. Obsess on their lives an' not ours.

[fightforthelost]

Nothing's ever easy, is it?

[unwilling_messiah]

If it was, the Reaper's would've never shown up.

[fightforthelost]

I can deal with Reapers, but I can't exactly stick my boot up my mun's ass to get what I want.

[unwilling_messiah]

And that's the part that sucks. I can blown the head off of almost anything, can't aim a gun at the mun and tell them to shut the fuck up.

[fightforthelost]

I figure with us being in their head and all, it's just a matter of time until we figure out how to play dirty. No way I'm letting some damn 'puppet-master' get one over on me.

[unwilling_messiah]

Yea, well. So far things have been going my way up here, but as soon as I figure out how to really get things working my way.

Well. We'll have a party.

[fightforthelost]

Send an invite my way. Got an extra bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy I can bring.

[unwilling_messiah]

Sounds like a plan.

[fightforthelost]

Commander Shepard, I presume?

[unwilling_messiah]

For what it's worth, yea.

[fightforthelost]

[reaches out for a handshake]

That makes two of us.

[unwilling_messiah]

[Shakes his hand]

Nice to meet you.

[fightforthelost]

Can't say I've ever met myself, though I don't know if this counts considering the obvious differences.

[unwilling_messiah]

Well, it's a first for both of us.

[fightforthelost]

I think I'm in the minority though, so hey, you've got me beat there.

[unwilling_messiah]

[small laugh]

For the moment.

[fightforthelost]

So what's the mun harassing you about? If you don't mind my asking.

[unwilling_messiah]

All the shit that's been happening with the war effort.

[fightforthelost]

Did you kindly mention that you don't see her with her ass strapped in a hardsuit blasting herself halfway across the galaxy and putting her life on the line to save the universe?

Might shut her up.

[unwilling_messiah]

Oh. I pointed that out. She's just worried I'm too stressed, that I'm losing my cool.

I told her I hadn't shot someone important yet, so I was doing pretty goddamn good.

[fightforthelost]

We're the ones that make the tough decisions. We've done it forever by this point.

Stress is nothing we can't handle. And hey, a shot here and there is necessary sometimes.

[unwilling_messiah]

Damn straight.

I'm handling everything fine. The politicians are just lucky I haven't made good on my threats to shoot them...yet.

[fightforthelost]

Yeah, I hear you. I'm tired of all the bureaucratic shit I've had to put up with.

Just once I'd like to deal with a politician that actually knows what it feels like to be on the frontlines. I think just talking about violence makes them piss themselves.

[unwilling_messiah]

I'm sure somewhere, or at some time, there'll be someone that knows what the hell we're going through.

Though it feels like hell will freeze over and the galaxy will implode if it actually happens.

[fightforthelost]

I've got a good crew. Guess that's good enough for me.

[unwilling_messiah]

Likewise.

[fightforthelost]

[He gives a nod and then a slight smirk.]

You know, I look pretty good even as a woman.

[Never thought he'd be a redhead but hey, not bad.]

[unwilling_messiah]

[Another laugh.]

I can say the same.

[fightforthelost]

[A laugh from him too.]

Must be the genes.

[unwilling_messiah]

Guess so.

[fightforthelost]

Hey, Cerberus obviously saw something when they rebuilt us.

Though with all the female versions of me running around, I'm beginning to wonder if I've always had the same equipment I've got now or if Cerberus made some changes, if you know what I mean.

[unwilling_messiah]

Yea. I'm sure they did.

Hah. Better check and make sure, yea? Wouldn't wanna find out at the worst possible time.

[fightforthelost]

I've got the standard package. [A pause before:] Tali can vouch for that.

[unwilling_messiah]

[Good to know even as a man she's got the charms.]

Well, then you're good.

[fightforthelost]

Well, I'm not one to brag or anything.