old muse reactivated and itchin'

[unstolenjewel]

Oi! Ain't it been about time ya let me back out there to muck around some? Ya make it sound like it's so hard to get me voice right or somethin'.

[....]

...Wassat supposed to mean? If ya got somethin' to say, just say it!

Well, whatever. Hurry up an' find a good place for me, yea? Let's set some ground rules for makin' yer final pick. No schools or nuthin' boring like that! An' no prisons or loony bins, since you an' me both know that kinda thing can't keep me. Try to find someplace with a lotta fat wallets an' booty ripe for the pickin'.

Yea, that'd do it, I think.

Oi, one last thing 'fore I let ya go. Don't snag me from the whole stabbin' thing, yea? Ya can't expect me to show up someplace with a wound in me gut searchin' for a trace o' sympathy healin' right off the bat. It just ain't becomin' of a great thief like yours truly! I got me reputation to think about!

Now quit daydreamin' an' get to it!

Comments

[swallowingfate]

Would she really take you from that point?

[unstolenjewel]

I seen what she's done to the rest o' the mob she's got up in her head. You'd think I'd be the great exception, but no.

[swallowingfate]

I hope she doesn't. But if she does I'll make sure you're okay.

[unstolenjewel]

Sh-Sheeze, there ya go again, gettin' all noble on me. I know how ta look out fer meself, yanno!

[swallowingfate]

I know you do! It's just... well, you can't take care of yourself when you're unconscious right?

[unstolenjewel]

I'd find a way!

[swallowingfate]

Yeah? [Yup, he's staring at your face forever, Kid.]

[unstolenjewel]

Yea!

... Wassat look for?

[swallowingfate]

What? Nothing!

[unstolenjewel]

[staaaaaaaaaare]

[swallowingfate]

[gulp]

[unstolenjewel]

.... You sure are an odd one, Serge.

Ah well, whatever. [smiley smiley]