The eyes of Sauron are upon you, Dear Mun. And other places as well....

[darklordofrings]

The shadow of my purpose falls upon you all. Sauron the Great, Master of Arda has come to claim all worlds as his proper dominion. All shall be subjected to my beautiful, terrible order!

Slave, take me to these lands of promise so I may make them mine. As long as I have my ring, I need no army but myself with my wits and craft to take them. Do so, and you shall be rewarded most generously while I teach the peoples of Paradisa and Imperial Saga, the true meaning of fear.

Comments

[kamenriderdecade]

Hm. You'd certainly make things a lot more interesting.

[darklordofrings]

On your knees, mortal. Sauron, your future lord and master commands it.

[kamenriderdecade]

Maybe next time.

...no, wait actually, now that I think about it I'm sure no matter how many times you say it I'm not going to do it.

[gimmeyourfear]

[JUST HAVE SOME DREAMY EYES THERE, RULER OF DARKNESS, LORD OF EVIL, MASTER OF MORDER, ETC.]

[darklordofrings]

What do what of Sauron, mortal?

[gimmeyourfear]

[Dreamy eyes + chin in hands. Someone can't get enough of you, Sauron. Just, damn. Damn!]

You even sound how I always imagined growing up...can I have your autograph?

[ourbitterend]

[Ha ha ha- NO. Be it Sith Lord or... whatever Sauron is, Avlin Jonos bows for no man.]

...

[darklordofrings]

Oh but you will woman, You must assuredly will.
[Yes, he's reading your mind. Can you feel him inside your head, Avlin?]

[romana2]

Is this supposed to impress me? Supposed to instill fear?

[Pretty much, not. Romana is a Time Lord and knows how these things end.]

It does neither.

Care to test a Time Lord's willpower against the One Ring?

[darklordofrings]

[Sauron hits you with all the mental power his ring gives him. His will crashs into you mind with the force of a thousand hurricanes.]

Submit unto Sauron.

[genuine_human]

Order? Heh, heh. How can you even stand pursuing such a boring goal, let alone any goal? You could do so much more than that, Herr Sauron.

Care to test The Major's willpower against the One Ring?

[darklordofrings]

Yes, order. My order where all worship me as the invincible, immortal god that I am. Where there is no independent thought or desire, just complete and total subservience to my iron will. You'll bear witness to it soon enough. But first I will find this Alucard, I've heard so much about and I will break him.

[justonelittlemindcrush]

Ultimate evils with their powers bound up in a magical ring? This seems oddly familiar somehow!

[bowbeforedoom]

The only order that all worlds shall be subjected to is DOOM'S order. Interfere, and you shall perish like so many others.

Care to test Doom's willpower against the One Ring?

[darklordofrings]

[Sauron hits you with all the mental power his ring gives him. His will crashs into you mind with the force of a thousand hurricanes.]

Submit unto Sauron, Victor von Doom

[midget]

Hooo? Did somebody let out the third-rate movie villains? [ Pot, kettle, etc. ]

Please, I would love to see you try. It would be marvelous entertainment.

[darklordofrings]

Did you know that I was once Lord of the Vampires and Warewolves, little wench? I know all their secrets. How to make and unmake them. So know your place.

[inafadingcrown]

"Master of Arda?" How quickly you claim your titles. You have not yet won, Sauron, and you will not go unopposed so long as there is breath in me.

[darklordofrings]

Even a beautiful flower must wither and die when the time comes, fair Galadriel. Even Lothlórien which prides itself in it's glory and even you... You have not the power to stop me. You are no Gil-galad.

[iorhael]

[Don't mind him, he's just with Sam, climbing up Mount Doom right under your nose]

The Ring will never be yours again.

[fellrider]

The Nine await your command, Master

[darklordofrings]

My loyal servents, I have but one order for you. These fools here who shown Sauron disrespect must be taught a lesson. Make them suffer for me.

Why do crazy people like yourself want to pester me? :|b

[nolifeemperor]

Oh ho? You look like a worthy opponent. Bring it. I thirst to experience your strength and your power! And maybe, if given a chance, I shall devour you and take your power for myself!

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[darklordofrings]

You may think youself as the unstoppable King of the Vampires but I created beings like you all the time back in the Pits of Utumno. I am your Superior.

[timeshare_batwoman]

...

Yeah, this warrants pre-emptively calling in the League. Dammit, now I owe Max ted creds, too.