1) Do stop tormenting the other mes. I know you're bored and you handle boredom as well as I do, but that's no excuse. You have other matters you need to attend to and that would be a far more productive use of your time. I don't like running into myself. It always gives me a ghastly headache.
2) You need to work harder on recruitment for
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captio. You know very well that I need an assistant. I prefer John, he's the best assistant I've ever had - don't tell him that. He'll let it go to his head and start to think he's intelligent. If others showed up, I wouldn't be too upset, though I'm not sure about Mycroft. It might be best to keep us separated for awhile... Of course I haven't forgiven him. Why should I?
3) I know you're getting all sorts of ideas about Mrs. Hudson and myself due to
this article {spoilerish for Reichenbach Fall}. This is an ineffectual use of your time and a waste of my energy. And while we're at it, it is quite clear that the person who suggested that maybe we marry, doesn't understand the first thing about asexuality and hardly seems to understand how I work. I only keep things that interest me. John, Mrs. Hudson, Lestrade - even Molly and Mycroft have their places and jobs to make my life interesting. Books, the Internet, my research tools: They
interest me. Cases that I have solved before the person finishes speaking are boring and I move on quickly. Sex, breathing, and good manners are all overrated and therefore boring. It's really quite simple, why more people don't understand these things... well, it's because they are boring and perfectly content in their dull little heads.
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