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dear_mun2012-01-26 08:14 pm
dirkinmypocket) wrote in dear_mun2012-01-26 08:14 pm
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Tentative voice-test
So you're really going through with this.
I'd tell you that I admire your balls, but we both know they're underwhelming.
For the sake of this farce let's say you've more than got a mere pair.
No, they're cast-iron beauties, girded up so you can take me firmly in hand.
I'd be all over this shit.
Pulling a puppetmaster double reach around in all it's fucking glory.
With you jerking my strings and bending me over while I lovingly orchestrate this stage we're all set to burst out on.
But here's the thing.
That's where your little show falls apart.
You can't handle this.
You couldn't puppeteer your way out of a paper bag.
You're lacking in subtlety, bro.
So just step back from the keyboard, and we'll pretend this never happened.
I'd tell you that I admire your balls, but we both know they're underwhelming.
For the sake of this farce let's say you've more than got a mere pair.
No, they're cast-iron beauties, girded up so you can take me firmly in hand.
I'd be all over this shit.
Pulling a puppetmaster double reach around in all it's fucking glory.
With you jerking my strings and bending me over while I lovingly orchestrate this stage we're all set to burst out on.
But here's the thing.
That's where your little show falls apart.
You can't handle this.
You couldn't puppeteer your way out of a paper bag.
You're lacking in subtlety, bro.
So just step back from the keyboard, and we'll pretend this never happened.