but i want to ship all the things!

[3_butterflies]

Um... are you sure shipping more than once is allowed? It doesn't sound right... And I'm not as popular as you think I am...

Besides, I'm more than happy to just watch and see how happy the others are. If anyone deserves more 'shipping', it's them... I think.... I'm still really confused about it...

... What's an OT3? It sounds like a math problem... Twilight Sparkle is much better at those than I am.

Comments

[dashingrainbow]

Shipping? Cover your eyes, Fluttershy!

[3_butterflies]

[Terrified squeak! She covers her eyes, but...]

... Um, why?

[dashingrainbow]

Because there is some really twisted stuff out there!

[3_butterflies]

Is it that scary...? I thought shipping had to do with love.

[dashingrainbow]

Yeah, but some people have really strange ideas of what love is. I just don't want you stumbling on something really disturbing.

[3_butterflies]

Huh... Well, thank you for protecting me, Rainbow Dash.

[dashingrainbow]

Any time! you're my friend after all! We gotta stick together.

[3_butterflies]

You kind of sound like the expert on this stuff... Did you see something bad?

[concerned D: ]

[dashingrainbow]

Oh god, the horrors.

[3_butterflies]

Oh, no...

[have a hug!]

[dashingrainbow]

[oh thank you for the hug!]

It's a terrible place on Tumblr.

[3_butterflies]

[hugs are always available.]

It sounds like a dangerous place...

[dashingrainbow]

Not so much dangerous as sick and twisted.

[elementofloyalty]

I have to agree with the other me up there. Fly away fast before you see anything that'll scar you!

[3_butterflies]

Oooh, now I'm getting really scared...

[elementofloyalty]

Yeah, you want scared? Imagine Twilight's reaction when she finds out she keeps getting paired up with Trixie.

[3_butterflies]

... I don't think she'd take that well.

[elementofloyalty]

Or Rarity with a 'magically reformed' Prince Blueblood? Or Spike with Gilda? Or Big Macintosh with Che--

--um, never mind that last one for now.

[3_butterflies]

[Blinking hard... she's getting dizzy.]

You really know a lot about this stuff.

[elementofloyalty]

That's because everyone ships me with someone! Anyone at all! You name them, I've been shipped with them!

[3_butterflies]

Do I have to name them?

[... that wasn't an actual demand, flutters.]

[elementofloyalty]

[Sigh.]

No, Fluttershy. Why deprive squealing fic authors the chance to do it?