dear_mun | Jan. 27th, 2012

Jan. 27th, 2012

Look, I know why you've got me out here, and you should go ahead and forget about it, because it's not gonna work. [ Completely not. Stand your ground even though you're all conflicted, bro, it's precious. ]

I love Amy. More than anything. And I really don't know what I'm supposed to do without her. But right now- it's better that she's home while all this is happening, and that's more important than me missing her, and you know it. I can wait as long as I need to to get back to her if she's safer where she is.

So.

... Yeah, that's it, actually.

fromanorphanage

This username again? You had the choice to change it like I previously asked you and you still defy me.

You're not very clever, are you?

docbrown

[ Raj is drunk, because that's the only way he'd be able to talk to his mun, who is female. ]

No, I don't think this was the best idea. Back To The Future is not as well known in India as it is over here. If you were going to reference anything, it should probably have been a comic book. Or maybe Doctor Who.

Perhaps you should have slept on it, rather than going and making a new journal at two in the morning.

pillowbat

Hey, this song does not have it right, so quit listening to it! Jeez, you trying to learn the words or something? I don't want it stuck in my head, thank you very much.

WHAT?! NO, how many times do I have to say it? I charged that weird guy because Kairi was in trouble, not because I'm dumb!

You're such a jerk, maybe you should be playing the mug in a beanie instead of me!

man_with_no_name

[He walks quietly across a creaking floor, and sits down. Dust comes off of him as he does so. He puts one of his thin cigars in his mouth, lighting it with a match that is tossed away.]

Well, y'brought me back.

[He puffs quietly for a moment]

Time to find a job.

pyritic

Don't leave me hanging. I know what you're doing.

...And I'm not getting in that hot tub--or trapped in a cramped space! Even if it happened, I've got more sense than to post from there.

swiftclaw

As if trolls, war, and Scabia aren't enough, and now there's this. Haven't you caused enough trouble for one puffed-up Hominid by now?

I can't even imagine what Wistala would say to this. And no, that's not an invitation to imagine it yourself. One of us in your little menagerie will more than suffice.

risetopower

Things have been a bit lonely, haven't they? Especially without Mother, Bethany, or Carver... Oh, believe me, I'm thankful to be residing within your head space, but it is also lonely without the others as well.

You know, I live for adventure. Giving Aveline and the City Guard a run for their sovereigns. Alright. I feel bad about giving her such a hard time, but this city needs me. Pulling me away from there won't be good for anyone. Sending me some place that actually has a need for me won't be so bad, but you need to get out there and actually start looking instead of waiting for something to fall into your lap. It doesn't happen like that.

The main thing that I wanted to bring up is that I don't want to be alone right now... There, I said it. I hope that you're happy now someone will bring that up and rub it in my face.

arsoned

Cute.

Now get lost, and ditch that intention while you're at it.

I call the shots; I won't take them. Not from you or anyone else.

While we're here - those vampire videos, with me. With Scott. I don't think so about that either.

heyjagoff

Look I can see you wanting to move me over here and all. What I don't get is the whole thinking of a game thing. I got a job to do jagoff.

I'm not here for you to play with like some action figure.

polishedpoison

... Miss Mundane, was it? I didn't imagine that I would be seeing you again so soon. Then again, perhaps I should've known; you've always been, to put it bluntly, easily bought with promise of certain "threads."

You'll forgive me if I seem a bit testy; you see, the last time that I was held within prison walls, I was at least allowed the courtesy of having access to books, and to my mail. Simple human luxuries as they were, they were preferable to spending weeks-- nay, months locked away in the depths of the mind of a capricious young sexual deviant, with no contact with the outside world, nor any way to entertain or, at the very least, distract myself.

But it seems that, after all this time, I will be seeing none other than my own brother soon. How... thoughtful of you. It would almost be touching, were it not for the subtext that I know this meeting holds. [he clicks his tongue.] Honestly, calling it "subtext" is being rather generous.

[he smiles, something dangerously cold about how nonchalant his next statement is.]

Oh, but you were right about one thing: the two of you truly are terrible, terrible human beings.

notmydiagnosis

I'm not a man of science fiction, mun. I'm better suited to a game which is solidly grounded, if you will. Not on a space ship.

[ He takes off his glasses, closes his eyes and sighs--the first sign of a tension headache. ]

If you're really just using me because someone in the game has the same face as me, I can't say I approve. But at least you've figured out what's in it for me.

[ He places his glasses back on, folding his hands neatly together. ]

I wonder what affects my fear gas has on those in space. Or other forms, for that matter.

fonewearl

You know, I had a feeling that this would eventually happen, and to be honest it's kind of a relief to finally know that somebody out there actually gives a damn and at least has some understanding of the kind of crap I went through before you dumped me onto the junkstation.

Just don't go fucking it up for me, because if you do you're getting Noszonde shoved up your ass.

destinedtobeunpopular

First you said that for sure you didn't have time to apply me in an actual "game", and now you're trying to make up excuses as to why you would have time already. It's fine, really, you don't have to send me anywhere! I'm perfectly comfortable right here!

At least you can wait a couple of months, can't you? Until you get past that last big project and can be absolutely sure?

Oh, and there's no need to somehow enable your friend to bring Arthur with me. I can manage without him for a while, I wouldn't mind at all! In fact, I think that would even be really nice!

colunderfire

So, you've decided to finally move me over?

Good to hear. That mean you're going to be using me a bit more?

I know Dr. Beckett is your strongest voice, but you should give me another try.

Glad to hear that. Let's get this moving.

thisisthescript

Mun
I really don't think applying me for a new 'home' is a good idea. I don't need anything more to happen to me so...just stop.

Current Mood: anxious

like_men

I told you everything would work out. Now, aren't you glad you listened to me?

Time to get moving, don't you think? I'm ready when you are.

drawsfromwater

mun-woman,

I say Orcs have no Masters now. I am not your Orc. Shove your starry games with a knife handle.

Do not make me draw knives on you. I say you would not like how Orcs play.

ohcanada

I guess if there's a time to be lazy it's now... It is really pretty outside after all, isn't it? But I think you should try and work on the application? Soon, anyway. You're pretty much halfway there, eh?

It is probably a good idea to get my voice down, first, sure. You've got... about four days, so maybe we can do this for a little while, then get to work? That'd be a great idea. What do you mean I'm too quiet of a muse? I'm not too quiet. You can hear me, right? At any rate, just keep at it? The application's looking pretty good, and all you need to do is to flesh out the history, and write the samples...and the personality analysis...

And well, maybe you do have a lot of work to do.

But that's okay. I'm sure you'll get there!

Why are we going into space, anyway?

therosensaint

I know you're planning something! Whatever it is better not completely endanger me.

totallyinaband

You made me do this last time, and I still feel like an idiot for doing it.

Still. If anyone from home's around... it would be nice to see people.

Come let me know if you're here.

serveschainsaws

I see. This is the place that muses come to address their muns. I guess while I'm here, I can ask a few things...

I know you're doing your best to 'analyze' me, as you said. I don't understand in the first place why you would choose me to be your muse. I wasn't even aware that I could become one. So...I guess what I'm trying to ask is 'why'? It's weird to be interested in a stranger for no reason.

...What did you say?

You mean...this could help in finding my husband? How? He couldn't be in a city of cartoons, could he? Did the sheriff put him there?

...You can't say? I don't think I should trust you. If what Agent Tethers said was right, you and his mundane have some sort of plan that I don't like the sound of.

...Though, I guess as long as you're in control of my actions...I can't do much of anything, can I? You're just going to send me and that other girl to the city without giving us an idea of what will happen. You're rather cruel...

taskmommy

Where are all the big, strong, real men at? Or do I have to make my own?

Momma's got an itch to scratch.

voracious

Ah, I guess it was only a matter of time before you remembered I was here. The Organization never quite forgot me either, even though I've never done anything to them. It really was annoying! The least they could have done was send warriors who would have Awakened into someone worthwhile after me, if they were going to be so persistent about it.

Hmm. It can't be helped, I suppose. But please, take time to think about what you will do? I have little desire to go anywhere, but if I must, I hope you'll keep my wishes in mind.

I do not want to go back to where that thing is.

farflunghope

Alright, Evans, that's enough of that. Yes, Evans. That's your name; I'm not going along with any of this mun lark, it's all been done before and I remember doing it, back in the day, but not any more! We're going a different way, you and I, because we're more than that, aren't we? Full of surprises, and surprise! Yes, I'm here, and you can hear me, of course you can. You always could; tried to ignore it, but you and I both know I'm not very good at being ignored and here we are and here I'll always continue to be.

I did say stop that, didn't I? That - crying. You can't go around crying every time you think of me, that's just not the done thing; you're meant to smile, that's what human's do, you smile and you carry on. Keep calm and carry on, that's the saying, isn't it? You should know, you've got it plastered all over your walls, so stop all of that and give me the smile you know you're hiding. That's the one, that one right there; all grins and no - sad.

So, where are we off to? Oh, come on, you can't keep me locked up for much longer, I'm the Doctor! I don't know if you know this, but us Doctors aren't good at being locked up. We're good at the running, very good at that, but not being caged. That's something that we've never really gotten the hang of, despite however many times it's happened. Oh, look, an application! See, you couldn't keep it hidden, I'm cleverer than you-

Oh.

No, no, I don't really think I want to go there. That's not exactly - no. On second thought, I think I'll stay locked up. No harm in trying it, must be some reason why people stay locked up for all of eternity, the food must be brilliant. So I'll just- grab myself a chair, here. Yes.

sircassidy

I miss my dads.

And Jamba Juice.

But mostly my dads.

Just thought you'd like the update, girl running around in an Alice dress, even though a) we both know Shilo doesn't belong there and b) I'm the dumbfuck who tripped and got stuck in Wonderland.

willnotdespair

Two games? Are you sure? I know you placed a reservation for the second game, but you didn't make it in time.

...

You were waiting until they moved and then you lost track, and now you want to join and you're sure it's not because your sister is joining there?

... You're silly, you know that?

notforsaken

You have a renewed interest in me, mundane? I am not surprised.

... You want to take me somewhere? Hm. We should both think on this. Do not start with something without the intention of finishing, mundane. It is not wise.

And I am not a mere plaything for your passing amusement. If we are to go to a 'game,' you must be sure of this.

cosmic_ring_hero

Okay, mun. You know I'd love it if Z'reg was around too. He's awesome and what superhero wouldn't want their partner in crime-fighting by their side? But you should probably give up on trying to find someone to play him. How many people have even heard of me and him? Not a lot. So lets focus on me and what's going on in the City instead of a search for someone you probably won't find. We can just hope he shows up at some point.

goldenglasses

Can't I just skip this fourth wall thing tomorrow? I really don't know if I can handle it again this year! Yeah, in fact! I'm waaaaaaay too busy for a post tomorrow. This whole weekend even! So I think you should take the weekend off, make one of those AMVs things you like to make! Don't worry about me! I'll be able to keep myself MORE than busy! So let's just forget about this little... fourth wall thing that starts at midnight. Sounds good, right?!

...wait. What do you mean you already have something written and is just waiting for tomorrow morning to post it!? Can't we talk about this!?

the_shadow_knows

[The voice is harsh, deep, and almost whispered. It sounds somewhat unearthly.]

The weed of crime ever bears bitter fruit, and thus I rise again to eradicate it. You have done well in bringing me here. There are mysteries here, infinite ones - but they will be solved.

I succeed. The key to these mysteries shall be mine, because..The Shadow knows!

[And then, the familiar dark laugh, the bane of crime for decades and across universes.]

relictusdeus

Worry not of Hector... he will follow where I lead him.

As for you... your meddling is most unwelcome. If you insist on tempting fate, I guarantee that you will suffer a fate similar to Belmont's. [A thoughtful pause.] ...'tis a pity we had not shared one another's company for longer, him and I. But the circumstances being what they were, I could not afford to linger. [A deep, murmuring chuckle.]

starfleeted

You're kidding, right?

I'm not just going to sit here gathering dust while you have adventures with the others in here. I don't even care if you can't find me a crew, find me something to do. Something fun.

fishesandfights

Just when I get comfortable? I'm somewhere else. It's getting so that on every quiet day I walk around arm. Like...Pavlov's dog or whatever. Carter'd know.

But anyways, point is? Pick something and stick with it already, for crying out loud. And can it be something fun? Nothing all dark and serious and blah blah blah. You know the score, none of the overly dramatic stuff. I wouldn't mind just avoiding the whole 'villain hell bent on conquest' part. Now, as for that whole 'cast mates' thing. Let's aim for that, shall we?

youhavebeenswindled

So I think we're doing pretty good here aren't we? I knew this partnership of ours would come to good things, I said as much didn't I? Haha and I haven't been there for a week yet and already I have some customers and someone willing to work for me. Not to mention a new human friend! We'll have to see how long this lasts. Hmm I wonder if she could get a few things from Skyfire for me...

Admittedly having most of my wares taken from me by Lord Megatron (???) was not the highlight of my week, but I'm sure I can work around it. After all Commander Starscream (???) is at least willing to pay for what I have, so I will have to offer up my best for his cooperation~

All of this does make me wish I had my bodyguards with me, as annoying as they were.

[At the same time he's not exactly upset that they're not there...]

Also I'm not sure why everyone fussed over that Autobot, I'm sure he would have turned out alright in the end no matter what.

unfortunatesole

How many people do you think there are there?

nothalfasgently

Want us to give you a hand at that describing me personality section, do you? I'm picturing the word: charming. Just charming.

Not long enough, you could stretch it out as "John Bacchus is a charming..."

What, 'bastard'? Come on, pet. Only on the job.

princessofheart

No, that's a horrible idea.

I don't want Xion or Naminé to have to deal with them anymore, and I definitely have no interest in meeting those bullies again.

...Not that we wouldn't kick their butts to Kingdom Hearts and back now, though.

thumbsize

Wow! [Tiny, excited Thumbelina is all smiles, with a flushed face, and bright eyes.] Did you see it, Miss Mun? That picture moved! And the colors!

[She closes her eyes and wills herself to hold back the thrilled laughter threatening to escape. She covers her mouth with her hands, bashful, turning around. She lowers her hands.] Why--why aren't you excited? [A curious face lingers but then melts into a warm smile, and she twirls.] It was so beautiful and wonderful. When the princess took the prince's hand and led him into a waltz...

[She stops her twirling, wobbling a bit on one foot before finding balance with the other.] I want to dance like that someday with Cornelius. Wouldn't that be wonderful? [And now she starts swaying side to side, humming a soft, romantic tune.]

loves_osaka

D'ya really think ya can handle me, Kudo, and th' Thief?

Well, as long as th' prick doesn' show up I can't complain too much. Besides, I bet Kudo needs his best friend t' help him with th' difficult cases.

Current Mood: blah

warriorscribe

I can't act on knowledge I don't have. But whatever I learn, or don't, I swore to make this city the safe haven Armaros needs if I had to. I'll do whatever it takes, with whatever I know, whenever the peace is broken.

chronomancer

( cut for homestuck text )

never_forget

Are you happy now, with my face? It's still not me, you realize.

At least I have my dog on this.

blue_eyed_devil

How can you be restless and unable to do anything? You don't have any more excuses to fall back on. If you want motivation, I'll give it to you myself.

Now stop wasting time and find something to do.

martelapproves

I don't need anyone else. Just my sister. Especially not that crazy, sadistic half-elf girl you ship me with.

I already have Kratos and Colette there, anyway. That's more than I'd ever want to deal with.

deathperceivingeyes

Hey, I think you're supposed to be called mun? Don't you think you should have asked around first before making this journal? I know you're looking at other entries in this journal to see whether or not you're doing it right but that kind of second guessing is going to end up holding you back. As far as my application is concerned, take all the time you need. I'd prefer it if you felt you had a good grip on playing me before trying to throw me somewhere.

( ooc; okay so hi everyone. you might not be able to tell from this mess but i'm pretty new to this style of roleplay. this character is shiki tohno from tsukihime and he's taken from arcueid's true end. if i mess up please inform me since i'm still getting the hang of this and, as the title suggests, i'm just winging it. if you need to contact me or want to point out somewhere i messed up, my aim is heavensenthellbound or, if you use msn, my msn is heavensent.hellbound@hotmail.com thanks ahead of time and i hope i can do this character justice. )

hobro

Sure, an' there's plenty'a reasons to cop out. Been a long time, boss. Season ain't big on fishin' either, hey?

But if the wishin' boy's still got a tab goin'... nothin' too tough about a free meal!

noncompulsatory

You're right. What could a insignificant little theater major possibly do to prevent these from passing? Maybe you'll get lucky and sitting around sighing over how hopeless it is will affect the cosmic universe or something. Personally, I would have hacked into the systems of the world and gotten my hands on some nice blackmail that could conveniently convince politicians to drop the more harmful aspects of the bills, at least... I mean, if I was still a criminal.

You've surprised me today, mundane; it seems we may actually have something in common... because I get the feeling the Bat wouldn't really like you all that much, either. "The price of inaction is far greater than the cost of making a mistake" and all.

redhairedknight

( Spoilers )

alchimia

Cat ears?

...Seriously? What the hell's all this crap about being a "sacrifice" anyway?

lostwanderer

There wouldn't be a discussion or an argument if we ever met. Even here.

That man...he murdered Mono. For his precious "omens" and "signs". If I had the opportunity...

_{Humans are not the same as colossi.}

actionchesterton

Oh, no. You're not really considering this, are you? Casting me adrift in some alternate reality, when I'd just got back to my own time? Pardon me if I don't find the whole thing as amusing as you. At the very least you could wait til you've seen all my episodes.

And - did you say two Doctors? For heaven's sake, there won't be a moment's peace.

gunandsaber

[Welll, there would be if there wasn't just a constant wailing from the mun. He's not pleased]

Stop it. We'll win.

[But, -- but -- but --]

We'll win

wolfmaid

Trust me, if you were within reach, I would either have your head or harm you enough that you would have second thoughts about the reasoning you have for making me. There is no happy ending to my story and I do not need you to rectify it. Do yourself a favor and leave things be.

y_so_standard

You didn't listen to me last time so I don't know why I'm trying this again.

You made me journals and now I'm in a game. I don't like it, but alright. I will survive. BUT. Now you have me out there looking for cast mates. You do know the only ones that would possibly respond to this are the variants right?

I don't want them there! We don't need them there! Stop trying to make my life miserable!

thanatophobia

This name...!

How dare you be so disrespectful? I am Washizu Iwao! I shaped countries, destroyed empires before you were even born! To suggest that I might be afraid of anything, much less that-- [of course not. that might imply admitting death to be a possibility, and that wouldn't do at all.]

I should have you gutted, you impudent wretch!

leprotto

Stop making such a big deal. You're embarrassing me and yourself. If you want to have another go, that's one thing— I did enjoy myself... But don't act like you're in mourning or something! It's really ridiculous. Aren't you supposed to be growing up, besides? Geeze...

It's flattering, but - there are better things to worry about. Even I know that.

lastmanstanding

I have a right to be quiet, a right to be angry, a right to be unhappy and a right to be-

[He can't say jealous. That's not a word in his vocabulary.]

...I have a right to be what I am and no one is going to change that. You, out of all people, shouldn't be denying my right to feel. Tears and angry gestures are just as manipulative as someone mouthing psychological bullshit.

...What happened to Ker-to Alison and I getting together? What happened to get me out of there if I'm going radio silent in that game or some variation thereof?

...I mean shit, it doesn't have to be...I don't have to feel good there if I have something else I can look forward to right?

Oh for fuck's sake just because you can't roleplay it out doesn't mean you couldn't write it out right?

andifeelfine

I guess you could say I'm interesting, but look at all these folks here! So many people, so many stories.

A lot of sadness and anger, though. I don't really get why people hold on to those things, I guess... I mean, you can, but what's the use?

rebelled

I am neither made of iron, nor are these clothes unclean. There is no "rust" to be removed from me.

I would suggest that you seek your entertainment elsewhere. I have work to do, and you are wasting my time here.

theyounglord

My my my!
Good heavens my dear, i must say!
Bravo on deciding to manipulate the little voice you had for me into something so sinister!
Are you as convinced as i think you are in believing that i really am some more terrifying bloke than the series is conveying me to be?
You appear to be quite perturbed.
And with good reason!
Why having the voice of a lord english in training as you say might be rather unsettling wouldnt you agree?
Especially since you claim that i just manifested in the past few minutes within your mind.
But i have news for you darling.
Why do you have to be so surprised?
Ive been here all along.

hassomebite

Come on, mun. Don't make me be that guy again. I know I was a huge douchebag before all of this supernatural crap went down, but at least I didn't try and mess with my friends or do...or do all of that other stuff. I was becoming a better person, I actually liked myself and was starting to feel good about things.

Seriously, ask yourself; do you want to deal with that guy? Because I know I sure as hell don't.

so_many_sweet_typos

mun
munny
heeeey
i know you think playin at that game is gonna be totes sweet and all
but seriously
it just sounds to me liek one of the batterwitches plorts imean come one
*plts
*plots
why else would the world be ll fuckin GONE
it's got batterwigch smeared all over it
all BIG PLANS and bobbytraps
w/e i wanna see janey and jake and di stri tooo
so whys it only gotta be when shits in dire perreil
rocks fall everyone dies
nommed up bu some giant space worm

archditz

[The man in the expensive suit stifles a laugh, to the point where it almost comes out a snort.]

I would hardly call this a "bad decision". However, you would probably assume I'm biased. As you should.

[That was a joke, get it? Maybe not, but at least he has enough decency to not laugh at his own jokes.]

You're probably not serious about it anyway. I was under the assumption that you liked me. Am I wrong?

[That was a rhetorical question, as he is never wrong, you see.]

I suppose it's more to do with a lack of trust? I can see how that could happen. Rest assured that the more humans speak of the Lord as if they know everything about Him, the less likely they are to know anything about Him.

The same can be said for a number of other subjects, actually. But it is especially true in this case.

I should thank you for at least opening up to me.

[Pause...]

Thank you.

loveslaving

Ah, mun-san! No, you don't even need to say it-- what a brilliant plan, to take me out before doing anything with me! A dog can't learn new tricks if they're always caged, after all.

And while I wouldn't say that I'm inexperienced-- quite the contrary, since I boast the title of Araragi-senpai's love slave!-- it is indeed nice to make some meaningful steps forward before I'm allowed to collapse headfirst into whatever may be ahead. Always knock on a stone bridge before crossing it, was it?

Hmm... but I feel as if this post could use a bit more impact! First impressions are important, aren't they? I would suggest taking my clothes off, but then Araragi-senpai may go on a rampage...

Mm. In order to preserve his stellar reputation, I'll refrain. This is what any good kohai would do, after all!

followpawprints

Seriously? This is why you brought me out again? Call me when something interesting happens.

wildfire

(game is: http://31st-century.dreamwidth.org/ )

Seriously, mun? You sure you're up to running a comm? Especially one based around a group with as varied a history as the Legion? Even with allowing for your hybrid continuity, that's a lot of decisions to make.

Also? Don't play me as too much of an idiot. I'm a loudmouth (despite not having a mouth) and a hot head (despite not really having a head) and all that, but I'm not stupid. ...Even if recent comics said I was last in my astronomy class.

futureleader

Heh, "Avengers, Assemble!" and "X-Men, Let's go!" are both fucking lame. But, I guess it boils down to everything, and everyone and their mom, being some sort of big joke to the system. Society's just going to happily accept team loser and team dork's protection and proceed to walk all over them. You know? The whole "save my ass because I've got insurance on my ass!" Pathetic.

So what team are you? Me? I could fucking care less. 'Cause if I lead a team, we wouldn't have any lame catch phrase.

Current Music: Don't Give Up - Noisettes

twoshortlives

Do you think everyone gets tired of seeing so many people who look like me?

I would.

- C.

surrenderedtohim

Mundane.

No, thank you. I'd rather be left alone if it's all the same to you. A person deserves to rest.

I'm not going to talk with you about him either so you can just forget about that as well.

-Princess Polyxena of Troy.

(Always.)

chicgenerosity

Oh... Oh my! Are you sure about this? I mean, is it really a good idea to send me away from all my friends, from my work, and from my home?

I don't think this is going to work! Oh my goodness, I don't know what I'll do. I hope you know what you're doing!

sweetling

You know, except for that one hint way back at Guernica, I really didn't expect a ship with her, of all people.

But that might just be my canon point talking.

[Halfpipe, that is hardly the most surprising thing about the epilogue and new issue--

--and of course, she smirks.]

Yeah, well. What can I say? The bitch had it coming and Soledad's a bad influence.

Big deal.

punchingplz

Not gonna lie, it'd be nice getting out of that cell. And seeing Banner again? Well, that's a definite plus.

Let's do this. Show me what you got, girly.

umadrobin

Nice. Tell Raven my real identity.

CR or not, somehow, I've got a feeling this is gonna come back to haunt me.

I think we have issues.

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