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[pir8ing]

Mun, I have 8een wondering... If my descendant had a moirail, would it not make sense for me to meet her? Surely, what harm could that do?

I wonder...

Comments

[dicey]

8 high8loods.

I can totally do it.

[pir8ing]

No dou8t. However, I prefer quality and 8esides, I only wish to meet her.

oops forgot my </i> tag

[dicey]

You want to h8ve your way with my moirail!

does she need an adult?

[pir8ing]

Do you have any proof of such slander?

NOT A MINDFANG-Y ONE!!!

[dicey]

My last post!

[elegant_clown]

HeLlO mOtHeRfUcKiNg PiRaTeY sPiDeR sIs

[pir8ing]

Hello, high8lood. It is an honor to 8e speaking with you.

[elegant_clown]

Aw No NeEd To Be MoThErFuCkInG fOrMaL wItH mE
BuT cOuLd YoU bE aLl Up AnD lEaViNg YoUr DeScEnDaNt'S mOiRaIl AlOnE?
Im SuRe I'm AlL uP aNd MoRe InTeReStInG tO yOu AnYwAy ;o)

[pir8ing]

I mean no disrespect. I only wished to speak with the girl. There is no harm in that, surely? No laws against it, certainly.

[elegant_clown]

CoNsIdErInG yOuR pAsT wItH hEr AnCeStOr I dOuBt YoUr InTeNtIoN iS tO mOtHeRfUcKiNg TaLk
NoW i WoNt TrY tO sToP yOu FrOm TaLkInG tO yOuR dEsCeNdAnT bUt If YoUrE gOiNg To Up AnD tRy To BoThEr My KaN sIs YoU cAn MoThErFuCkInG uSe AlL tHoSe MyStErIoUs InTeNtIoNs On Me

[whatchainsaw]

Um
Shit

[pir8ing]

Hello.

[whatchainsaw]

I Would Apologise For The Lack Of Eloquence In My Initial Greeting
If That Could Be Considered A Greeting At All
But At The Moment I Dont Feel Like I Should Be Wasting My Time With Being Sorry
More Like
Incredibly Defensive
Wary At All Times
That Sort Of Thing

[pir8ing]

I am not going to do anything unwanted, I assure you. No matter what my descendant says.

[whatchainsaw]

Right Well In That Case Then Clearly I Have Nothing To Be Concerned About
Not At All
I Will Definitely Not Be Wondering What Your Definition Of Unwanted Truly Constitutes
And Preemptively Defending Yourself Against Things Vriska Has Yet To Say Certainly Isnt Suspicious In The Least

[caligulas_aquarium]

if youre anythin like vvrisk gog knowws howw much harm it wwould do
aka a wwhole fuckin lot

[pir8ing]

She cannot even grasp the simplest of concepts. I assure you that I mean no harm.

[caligulas_aquarium]

listen
far be it from me to givve twwo fucks regardin vvrisks wweird little ancestor obsession she has goin on here
or evven enough to wwant anythin to do wwith this

[Though he'd be just as bad if Dualscar was around, admittedly.]

but she kinda fucks up evverythin she does
an i mean evverythin
so a course evveryones gonna be wwary a the fuckin ancestor a that total screww up

[pir8ing]

From what I've seen, I can agree that is pro8a8ly the case. Such a shame 8ut one cannot argue with the hand that they've 8een dealt.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwait wwhat the shit
do not tell me you cannot fuckin stand her
no wwait i take that back do tell evverythin
are you seriously sayin you dont like her

[totesadorkabull]

oH, oH NO,
uM, tHAT IS, yOU ARE VRISKA'S ANCESTOR, i THINK,
aND i'M NOT SURE THAT TALKING TO YOU IS A THING, tHAT IS GOOD,

[pir8ing]

...Oh. I 8elieve I know who you are, as well.

[totesadorkabull]

uMMM, tHAT IS NICE, eXCEPT i'M JUST SAYING THAT, bECAUSE i DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE, tO SAY,
bUT HOW DO YOU KNOW, wHO i AM

[pir8ing]

From my descendant and the fact that you are o8viously the descendant of my m8sprit. As such, I feel the need to apologize for the uncouth 8ehavior of Vriska.

[deathvoices]

MOIRAILS ARE OVERRATED AS A MOTHERFUCKER.
thought a smart little sisterblue might already fucking know that.