On a series of recent (and not so recent) happenings at his game

[dekillerqueen]

Dear Miss Mundane, I shall give you credit where it's due: thank you for bringing me to this environment in which I can freely express what the problem is.

The problem is you.

All of this - the root of the matter, the developments, even the results--

Or, well, at least, the very root of the matter... you are to blame for it.

The community has brought me nothing but grief inconveniences, and it is entirely your fault.

Comments

[hugmyscythe]

No, no...I do not think

it is only your mundane

that it is appropriate to cast blame upon.

[dekillerqueen]

Without her, I would have never found the community. The blame is hers.

[hugmyscythe]

I would thinkit is shared between all mundanesinvolved.
As well asus muses,
our behavior, andpersonality.

[dekillerqueen]

...

I suppose I cannot discard the possibility that I am inadvertently channelling my mundane's self-loathing.

[hugmyscythe]

[Oh Naem ;; ] Ridiculous, because I see no reasonfor you to have that loathing.

[dekillerqueen]

This took a turn for the... more awkward than expected. Hmm.

At least someone is amused here.

[hugmyscythe]

[She doesn't understand you.] Regardless, I do not thinkyou have much to worry about...[He'a gonna have a happy fun time with Morrigan, right?]

[dekillerqueen]

... What do you mean by that?

[Oh hell yeah.]

[hugmyscythe]

For now, I can only hope you will

some amount of content in the

near future.

[dekillerqueen]

Perhaps once my injuries heal.

[wrightiswrong]

Having trouble?

[dekillerqueen]

You are... Prosecutor Klavier Gavin's brother, yes?

[wrightiswrong]

Indeed I am. Kristoph Gavin, Attorney at Law. At your service, Mister...?

[dekillerqueen]

Doe.

What brings you to a post describing the woes of a stranger, Mr. Attorney?

[acemedium]

A-Ah... Is your mun giving you trouble again, Mr. De Killer?

[dekillerqueen]

She is and she has been. One would think I should have gotten used to it by now, but this time...

... Never mind that, though. It is good to see you again, Miss Fey.

[acemedium]

Well, it's hard to get used to it when muns keep throwing you curve balls.

[.. WHAT DOES SHE EVEN SAY TO THAT]

U-Um... you too. What have you been up to?

[dekillerqueen]

Not much, it appears, aside from getting old and soft. [SHELLY IS BUTTHURT ABOUT THINGS.]

[acemedium]

.. Huh?

[dekillerqueen]

What about you, Miss Fey?

[MASTERFUL DODGE.]

[acemedium]

[Don't think she didn't notice that, De Killer]

Oh, you know how it is.... Your Evil Munistrate sticks you in games and is a jerk.

It's okay, though, I'm tough!

[dekillerqueen]

... Evil Munistrate?

[acemedium]

Yeah! Like the Evil Magistrate, but the mun version!

Come on, haven't you ever seen the Steel Samurai?

[dekillerqueen]

I have little time to spend watching television, and even less for children's shows.

[acemedium]

B-B-But Mr. De Killer!!!

[dekillerqueen]

What?

[acemedium]

It's incredibly important!!

[dekillerqueen]

... I doubt this.

[acemedium]

[Normally the CREEPY RED LIGHTING OUT OF NOWHERE would get her to stop whatever she was doing, but this is the Steel Samurai. It's SERIOUS BUSINESS]

It totally is! If you watched an episode with me you'd know it too!

[dekillerqueen]

[SUCH BRAVERY FOR THE SAKE OF FANDOM...]

... Is that a serious suggestion, Miss Fey?

[acemedium]

[She has her moments]

Of course!

[dekillerqueen]

I must be going mad to even consider this, but...

I suppose... that would be possible. In... this environment, at least.

[acemedium]

[Just. As. Planned]

So you'll do it??

[dekillerqueen]

[SIGH.] Yes.

[acemedium]

Alright! What are we waiting for?

[dekillerqueen]

... [Personally, he may be waiting to change his mind.]

[acemedium]

[NOT HAPPENING]

Come on, let's watch, let's watch!

[dekillerqueen]

... I suppose that, in a space like this, we can simply find a television to use...

[acemedium]

Exactly! So..

[GO GO TELEVISION HUNTING?!]

[dekillerqueen]

[It can't POSSIBLY be that simp--

Oh crap there's a TV right here.]

[acemedium]

[HOW CONVENIENT. THE STEEL SAMURAI DVDS ARE ALSO THERE]

Score!

[dekillerqueen]

... You insist on doing this, then.

[acemedium]

Of course! I told you, it's super important.